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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4675 on: June 14, 2010, 02:26:31 PM »
Now, what do we have to do to latch onto Texas' balls like OU, OkSU and TTech?

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4676 on: June 14, 2010, 02:26:53 PM »
BITB putting a clown suit on Clinkscale

How so?  Regarding what?

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4677 on: June 14, 2010, 02:27:07 PM »
BITB putting a clown suit on Clinkscale

Danny is WRONG about aTm, they are loving this now.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4678 on: June 14, 2010, 02:27:20 PM »
would be cool to make Tom write the big check using a big pen, like the size of a giant pen.




Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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« Reply #4679 on: June 14, 2010, 02:27:30 PM »
If the conference formerly known as the Big 12 holds, an awful lot of people will owe and apology to this guy as well:




Why? Because a tv network contacted him with a deal that held together the conference?



I don't see how you can blame Beebe for the loss of Colorado and Nebraska.  There are a whole host of reasons for why those schools jumped ship.  Beebe just put together a great plan to keep the rest of the conference together in a relatively short period of time.  As fast as things were moving last week, I give Beebe a lot of credit for working his ass off and getting the job done.  When all is said and done, the new Big 12 might be better than ever.  

Was I blaming the loss of CU and NU on him? He didn't do jack the whole time. The network supposedly contacted him, and got the universities together. Beebe sat on his ass and waited for whatever to happen. He didn't contact other teams to expand. He didn't contact the networks.

Unless different stories come out, I'll keep my lack of respect for him, thank you.

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« Reply #4680 on: June 14, 2010, 02:28:07 PM »
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curtiskitchen    Saved is wrong word RT @gkketch: Source from 1 of the North schools tells me that their coaches have been told their school has been saved.


No, it's the right word

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« Reply #4681 on: June 14, 2010, 02:28:24 PM »
BITB putting a clown suit on Clinkscale

How so?  Regarding what?

Danny doesn't think anyone really wants to be in the BigXII.  BITB basically saying he's insane and nobody can match what they're going to get (MU/KU/KSU)
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4682 on: June 14, 2010, 02:28:38 PM »
If the conference formerly known as the Big 12 holds, an awful lot of people will owe and apology to this guy as well:




Why? Because a tv network contacted him with a deal that held together the conference?


I don't see how you can blame Beebe for the loss of Colorado and Nebraska.  There are a whole host of reasons for why those schools jumped ship.  Beebe just put together a great plan to keep the rest of the conference together in a relatively short period of time.  As fast as things were moving last week, I give Beebe a lot of credit for working his ass off and getting the job done.  When all is said and done, the new Big 12 might be better than ever. 

What part of "he should have been doing this crap 4 years ago" didn't get through?



A ten team conference is more profitable at the end of the day.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4683 on: June 14, 2010, 02:29:18 PM »
Now, what do we have to do to latch onto Texas' balls like OU, OkSU and TTech?

Put burnt orange turf in BSFS?

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« Reply #4684 on: June 14, 2010, 02:29:57 PM »
The Big 12(10) should somehow force NU to have to write a physical check instead of just losing revenue
Would be awesome, and the board could have a pay-site to see a pic of Tom Osborne signing the check.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4685 on: June 14, 2010, 02:30:12 PM »
Team up with Iowa State and wear burnt orange to Farmageddon.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4686 on: June 14, 2010, 02:30:21 PM »
Klinker and Kitchen have been commisserating--clearly Danny lusted for the academically superior Pac 10.  

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4687 on: June 14, 2010, 02:30:26 PM »
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WhitlockJason    Paging Joe Schad. Please report to the white courtesy phone and bring your playbook and ESPN photo ID... If Texas stays, Schad must go.

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« Reply #4688 on: June 14, 2010, 02:30:33 PM »
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FYI, that was a direct quote from the Big 12 North coach. Totally tongue in cheek, but he said "our school has been saved".
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« Reply #4689 on: June 14, 2010, 02:30:37 PM »
jimmiekaska: Big 12 might save their league after all. Neat. Because Iowa State vs Texas every year will rock.




Yeah.... almost as exciting as Texas vs. Washington State.  

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« Reply #4690 on: June 14, 2010, 02:30:42 PM »
If the conference formerly known as the Big 12 holds, an awful lot of people will owe and apology to this guy as well:




Why? Because a tv network contacted him with a deal that held together the conference?


I don't see how you can blame Beebe for the loss of Colorado and Nebraska.  There are a whole host of reasons for why those schools jumped ship.  Beebe just put together a great plan to keep the rest of the conference together in a relatively short period of time.  As fast as things were moving last week, I give Beebe a lot of credit for working his ass off and getting the job done.  When all is said and done, the new Big 12 might be better than ever. 

What part of "he should have been doing this crap 4 years ago" didn't get through?



A ten team conference is more profitable at the end of the day.

Which is why every conference has been trying to expand??

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4691 on: June 14, 2010, 02:30:51 PM »
The Big 12(10) should somehow force NU to have to write a physical check instead of just losing revenue
Would be awesome, and the board could have a pay-site to see a pic of Tom Osborne signing the check.

Nebraska would probably back up dump trucks full of pennies and dump them at Big XII headq.  Just to be dicks like that.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4692 on: June 14, 2010, 02:31:40 PM »
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curtiskitchen    Saved is wrong word RT @gkketch: Source from 1 of the North schools tells me that their coaches have been told their school has been saved.


No, it's the right word

JFC, Kitchen. 


No, you know what, "saved" IS the wrong word.  The correct word is RESURRECTED.

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« Reply #4693 on: June 14, 2010, 02:31:47 PM »
The Big 12(10) should somehow force NU to have to write a physical check instead of just losing revenue
would be cool to make the check a really big one like happy gilmore kept winning in the movie.

That's how I picture it.  And Tom has to write it in front of Deloss (who's smoking a cigar and counting a wad of hundreds right in his face).  

I kind of like the idea of Nebraska paying each school with Nebraska branded AmEx gift cards.

Then Currie can turn around and slap down the gift card as payment for the basketball practice facility.  Would make for an incred. photo op.

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« Reply #4694 on: June 14, 2010, 02:31:56 PM »
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# Geoff Ketchum gkketch
  
FYI, that was a direct quote from the Big 12 North coach. Totally tongue in cheek, but he said "our school has been saved".

Probably Gill. He's always talking about being saved.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4695 on: June 14, 2010, 02:32:12 PM »
Now, what do we have to do to latch onto Texas' balls like OU, OkSU and TTech?

Put burnt orange turf in BSFS?

it would look good

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4696 on: June 14, 2010, 02:32:15 PM »
The Big 12(10) should somehow force NU to have to write a physical check instead of just losing revenue
Would be awesome, and the board could have a pay-site to see a pic of Tom Osborne signing the check.

Nebraska would probably back up dump trucks full of pennies and dump them at Big XII headq.  Just to be dicks like that.

Jokes on them, Texas would pay us poor schools to scour them for valuable wheat heads  :love:

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4697 on: June 14, 2010, 02:32:45 PM »
If the conference formerly known as the Big 12 holds, an awful lot of people will owe and apology to this guy as well:




Why? Because a tv network contacted him with a deal that held together the conference?


I don't see how you can blame Beebe for the loss of Colorado and Nebraska.  There are a whole host of reasons for why those schools jumped ship.  Beebe just put together a great plan to keep the rest of the conference together in a relatively short period of time.  As fast as things were moving last week, I give Beebe a lot of credit for working his ass off and getting the job done.  When all is said and done, the new Big 12 might be better than ever. 

What part of "he should have been doing this crap 4 years ago" didn't get through?



A ten team conference is more profitable at the end of the day.

Which is why every conference has been trying to expand??

It's HOW you expand.  We (Big 12) are better off now.  FACT.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4698 on: June 14, 2010, 02:33:25 PM »
If the conference formerly known as the Big 12 holds, an awful lot of people will owe and apology to this guy as well:




Why? Because a tv network contacted him with a deal that held together the conference?


I don't see how you can blame Beebe for the loss of Colorado and Nebraska.  There are a whole host of reasons for why those schools jumped ship.  Beebe just put together a great plan to keep the rest of the conference together in a relatively short period of time.  As fast as things were moving last week, I give Beebe a lot of credit for working his ass off and getting the job done.  When all is said and done, the new Big 12 might be better than ever. 

What part of "he should have been doing this crap 4 years ago" didn't get through?



A ten team conference is more profitable at the end of the day.

Which is why every conference has been trying to expand??



No, it's why every conference is trying to get Texas.  

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #4699 on: June 14, 2010, 02:33:28 PM »
The Big 12(10) should somehow force NU to have to write a physical check instead of just losing revenue
Would be awesome, and the board could have a pay-site to see a pic of Tom Osborne signing the check.

Nebraska would probably back up dump trucks full of pennies and dump them at Big XII headq.  Just to be dicks like that.
OT: Mom did that to blockbuster video to pay a late fee that she thought we didn't deserve.  About 400 pennies in a ziploc bag dropped in the night deposit box.
Where did you get that overnight bag?