MWC = road trip hot spots, growing population bases, good looking hookers, great mexican food, Pacific Ocean, numerous national parks, numerous gambling opportunities, and generally good looking (and smelling) people.
Big East = dying urban expanse, crappy italian food, appalachin hillibillies (like nebraska but drunk on "shine"), fat italians, mean people, lake effect, hokey attractions with colonial themes, numerous old people, and generally crappy weather
i would take you in a heartbeat Big East