I'm going to need a breakdown of division for each potential superconference, with configurations for 10,12,14 and 16 teams.
First by geography, by TV market, then by ratio of grads vs t-shirt fans (alternatively tucks vs non-tucks), then by awesomeness of jerseys and helmets.
Then crossreference this with basketball prowess and attractiveness of fans and/or stadium setting.
I'd rather have this posted here than in Excel or CSV format. PDF is a no-go, that crap's annoying.