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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19450 on: May 17, 2012, 02:44:16 PM »
IF, big if because it's a stupid idea, we got to 16, I want to be with ISU and KU.
well, make a color coded map showing your pods then butthead

http://diymaps.net/us_12.htm

I am on my phone..but do one with 14 teams.

ND, Clem, FSU, Ga tech, TCU, KU, KSU in a division together. 

FSU and ND will demand a game in TX every year.

so you are putting TCU in the non-texas division but putting ISU in it?  I'm not mapping that abortion Pete.  good grief. 

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19451 on: May 17, 2012, 02:47:48 PM »
I am pretty sure I am alone on this, but if we went to divisions, I would love to see a European soccer system with an upper and lower division.  Bottom 2 teams are demoted from the top division to the bottom division and the top 2 teams of the lower division are promoted.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19452 on: May 17, 2012, 02:48:32 PM »
I am pretty sure I am alone on this, but if we went to divisions, I would love to see a European soccer system with an upper and lower division.  Bottom 2 teams are demoted from the top division to the bottom division and the top 2 teams of the lower division are promoted.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19453 on: May 17, 2012, 02:49:33 PM »
I am pretty sure I am alone on this, but if we went to divisions, I would love to see a European soccer system with an upper and lower division.  Bottom 2 teams are demoted from the top division to the bottom division and the top 2 teams of the lower division are promoted.
Then the top 2 teams from the upper division play for the Dr. Pepper each year? That would suck to be in the lower division.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19454 on: May 17, 2012, 02:50:00 PM »
West
KState
KU
OSU
OU

South
TCU
Baylor
TX
TTech

North
ISU
WV
Pitt
ND

East
GT
VT
FSU
Clem

TX plays ND and OU every year somehow or something


It's like a giant bukkake circle with the sec being the woman.
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Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19455 on: May 17, 2012, 02:51:34 PM »
West
KState
KU
OSU
OU

South
TCU
Baylor
TX
TTech

North
ISU
WV
Pitt
ND

East
GT
VT
FSU
Clem

TX plays ND and OU every year somehow or something


It's like a giant bukkake circle with the sec being the woman.

The SEC is fly over country.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19456 on: May 17, 2012, 02:58:01 PM »
West
KState
KU
OSU
OU

South
TCU
Baylor
TX
TTech

North
ISU
WV
Pitt
ND

East
GT
VT
FSU
Clem

TX plays ND and OU every year somehow or something


It's like a giant bukkake circle with the sec being the woman.

The SEC is fly over country.

Fly over on your way to dallas to catch a rematch of the CTR in the dr pepper

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19457 on: May 17, 2012, 03:00:37 PM »
West
KState
KU
OSU
OU

South
TCU
Baylor
TX
TTech

North
ISU
WV
Pitt
ND

East
GT
VT
FSU
Clem

TX plays ND and OU every year somehow or something


It's like a giant bukkake circle with the sec being the woman.

The SEC is fly over country.
That crap better not fly over, somebody could lose an eye. Hit what you're aiming at or don't play.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19458 on: May 17, 2012, 03:02:36 PM »
dobber, shut up

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19459 on: May 17, 2012, 03:06:12 PM »
West
KState
KU
OSU
OU

South
TCU
Baylor
TX
TTech

North
ISU
WV
Pitt
ND

East
GT
VT
FSU
Clem

TX plays ND and OU every year somehow or something


It's like a giant bukkake circle with the sec being the woman.

The SEC is fly over country.
this is amazing.........play everyone in our pod....then 3 from the south, 1 from north, 1 from east.........go back to 4 non-con

very kstate0
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19460 on: May 17, 2012, 03:17:20 PM »
West
KState
KU
OSU
OU

South
TCU
Baylor
TX
TTech

North
ISU
WV
Pitt
ND

East
GT
VT
FSU
Clem

TX plays ND and OU every year somehow or something


It's like a giant bukkake circle with the sec being the woman.

The SEC is fly over country.
this is amazing.........play everyone in our pod....then 3 from the south, 1 from north, 1 from east.........go back to 4 non-con

very kstate0

ISU as our protected rival  :crossfingers:

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19462 on: May 17, 2012, 03:35:26 PM »
14 can be done.  Don't make it too difficult.  Follow the Pac-12 model where you split the Cali schools (so everyone gets access to Texas)

Division 1: Tech, TCU, Pitt, FSU, WVU, Clemson, ND
Division 2: UT, Baylor, OU, OSU, KU, KSU, ISU

1 cross-division rival
2 rotating games with the other divisions
6 games against your division

Rival games:
Texas/ND - To be played on Thanksgiving in the Jerrydome
Baylor/TCU
OU/FSU
OSU/WVU
KU/Pitt (Basketball schools that just don't care; we can move the game to FCS or something)
KSU/Tech
ISU/Clemson

Most, if not all, rivalries are protected in-division (RRR, Backyard Brawl, Bedlam, Sunflower Cup, Farmageddon, etc.).  There really isn't one rivalry on this list that won't be played every year.

The Animal gets us another game in Texas every year because, well, he's The Animal.




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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19463 on: May 17, 2012, 03:37:52 PM »
I'm mad you have us matched up with Tech, but I get it.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19464 on: May 17, 2012, 03:39:59 PM »
Texas will have to play Tech every year.  All Texas schools will have to play all other Texas schools other than TCU. 

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19465 on: May 17, 2012, 03:48:59 PM »
I am not smart enough to post in this thread. Thank you.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19466 on: May 17, 2012, 03:59:25 PM »
8 2 team parnerships, each with a designated rival partnership for example (OU, OSU and UT, TTU) while you play the 3 of the other 6 partnerships back to back years home and away.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19467 on: May 17, 2012, 04:01:51 PM »
I am pretty sure that all non-TX teams will fight to play as many TX teams as possible for recruiting reasons.  I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.

Maybe OK and OKST won't care as long as they play UT.   :dunno:

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« Reply #19468 on: May 17, 2012, 04:05:43 PM »
why don't we just get ND and FSU.
Would make things much easier.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19469 on: May 17, 2012, 04:07:08 PM »
Yeah, then just stay at 12. 

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« Reply #19470 on: May 17, 2012, 04:17:09 PM »
why don't we just get ND and FSU.
Would make things much easier.

Trade KU to the ACC for their basketball super conf and get another quality football program in here? :dunno:

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« Reply #19471 on: May 17, 2012, 04:18:44 PM »
why don't we just get ND and FSU.
Would make things much easier.

Trade KU to the ACC for their basketball super conf and get another quality football program in here? :dunno:
honestly would not mind this, seeing as we would still play them every year regardless. doubt it happens, realignment is too football driven.
we otta get rid of baylor, their a walking ncaa violation.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19472 on: May 17, 2012, 04:40:06 PM »
Maybe we just get whatever schools we want and worry about the logistics later.   :driving:

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19473 on: May 17, 2012, 04:49:54 PM »
why don't we just get ND and FSU.
Would make things much easier.

Trade KU to the ACC for their basketball super conf and get another quality football program in here? :dunno:

Would get ku the separate conferences that they've said they want.  Except when they say that, they think we're Mountain West material, and they're big 10 material.  I'd like to offer them this, except our football schedule would become more difficult.

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« Reply #19474 on: May 17, 2012, 05:01:17 PM »
I personally like a 15 team* conference with 3 four team pods and then the 3 remaining teams rotating in and out of each pod based on inter-pod records with a tie breaker of "team" versus the pod to their immediate left.  Scheduling would be on a pod by pod basis* with the top /2 teams/ in each pod required to play the top 2 teams in the [other pods].  The remaining {one team} in each pod would then play the lesser of 1.  the other individual teams or 2.  the lower ranked of the remaining two teams in each subsequent pod.  Throw in a nationally televised dirty sanchez and/or hot Carl (to be determined by #Tier 3# internet popularity vote) to the homecoming queen of the team that loses the most games and I really think it has merit.