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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18425 on: April 25, 2012, 01:18:34 PM »
14 is the most Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of all conference numbers.  nobody will ever have 14 teams.  10 is best.  followed by 12.  followed by 16 and 8 being tied.  followed by every other Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) number tied for last. 

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18426 on: April 25, 2012, 01:23:21 PM »
14 is the most Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of all conference numbers.  nobody will ever have 14 teams.  10 is best.  followed by 12.  followed by 16 and 8 being tied.  followed by every other Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) number tied for last.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18427 on: April 25, 2012, 01:24:31 PM »
14 is the most Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of all conference numbers.  nobody will ever have 14 teams.  10 is best.  followed by 12.  followed by 16 and 8 being tied.  followed by every other Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) number tied for last.

SEC, SEC, SEC

yeah, replace "will" with "should"

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18428 on: April 25, 2012, 01:27:10 PM »
14 is the most Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of all conference numbers.  nobody will ever have 14 teams.  10 is best.  followed by 12.  followed by 16 and 8 being tied.  followed by every other Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) number tied for last.

SEC, SEC, SEC

yeah, replace "will" with "should"

Logistically speaking, 16 makes sense for our particular arrangement, but you have to make the money work.

I really like how our "pods" would set up in the Big 12.

Texas Pod
Oklahoma/Kansas pod
ACC defector pod - SE division
ISU/WVU/Louisville/Pitt (or Maryland or Cincy) pod

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18429 on: April 25, 2012, 01:28:28 PM »
That said, I totally see us going to 14.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18430 on: April 25, 2012, 01:31:24 PM »
14 is the most Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of all conference numbers.  nobody will ever have 14 teams.  10 is best.  followed by 12.  followed by 16 and 8 being tied.  followed by every other Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) number tied for last.

SEC, SEC, SEC

yeah, replace "will" with "should"

Logistically speaking, 16 makes sense for our particular arrangement, but you have to make the money work.

I really like how our "pods" would set up in the Big 12.

Texas Pod
Oklahoma/Kansas pod
ACC defector pod - SE division
ISU/WVU/Louisville/Pitt (or Maryland or Cincy) pod

I would love some sort of nortard pod with ksu/ku/isu/wvu.

It would suck to have to be better than oklahoma AND oklahoma state just to advance to the big16 semis

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« Reply #18431 on: April 25, 2012, 01:33:13 PM »
yeah, your edit makes more sense but they would have to arrange a OU v. TX game every year.

With 14 teams, I almost think you need to do a nine game conference schedule.

6 division
1 cross rival
2 rotate

This is a start if you go to 14.  There is a way I like more, using this as the base, because not all schools have a natural cross rival and I don't want to force it.  If you are school that doesn't have a natural "cross rival", then you don't have a permanent "cross rival".  However, you use it as a place holder.  In the "rotate" you don't do home-and-home every 2 years like we used to, but rather continually changing cycle.  For the "cross rival" slot you do a home-and-home over 2 years, then change the cross rival designate bi-annually.  This way you see more of the teams in the other divisions and create continually rotating pockets where you will see the same team 3-out-of-4 years where you get short term familiarity/rivalry on a rotating basis.   
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18432 on: April 25, 2012, 01:36:08 PM »
14 is the most Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of all conference numbers.  nobody will ever have 14 teams.  10 is best.  followed by 12.  followed by 16 and 8 being tied.  followed by every other Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) number tied for last.

I agree. 14 is as stupid as stupid can be. I hope we just add FSU and Clemson/Miami and then stay at 12.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18433 on: April 25, 2012, 01:54:10 PM »
14 is the most Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of all conference numbers.  nobody will ever have 14 teams.  10 is best.  followed by 12.  followed by 16 and 8 being tied.  followed by every other Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) number tied for last.

I agree. 14 is as stupid as stupid can be. I hope we just add FSU and Clemson/Miami and then stay at 12.

agreed

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« Reply #18434 on: April 25, 2012, 01:54:53 PM »
14 is the most Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of all conference numbers.  nobody will ever have 14 teams.  10 is best.  followed by 12.  followed by 16 and 8 being tied.  followed by every other Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) number tied for last.

I agree. 14 is as stupid as stupid can be. I hope we just add FSU and Clemson/Miami and then stay at 12.

agreed

also lol at how much run the FSU/Clemson/Miami/Etc. ACC teams defecting to the Big 12 is getting.  so ridiculous. 

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« Reply #18435 on: April 25, 2012, 01:56:03 PM »
Still haven't decided who is a better get....Clemson or Miami.
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« Reply #18436 on: April 25, 2012, 04:21:34 PM »
14 is the most Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of all conference numbers.  nobody will ever have 14 teams.  10 is best.  followed by 12.  followed by 16 and 8 being tied.  followed by every other Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) number tied for last.

I agree. 14 is as stupid as stupid can be. I hope we just add FSU and Clemson/Miami and then stay at 12.

agreed

also lol at how much run the FSU/Clemson/Miami/Etc. ACC teams defecting to the Big 12 is getting.  so ridiculous.

As long as the talk is focused on those teams coming to the Big 12, this can only be a good thing. The Big 12 teams defecting to the Big 10 and SEC started as just ridiculous talk, but as soon as nervous ADs and Presidents started to believe the rumors, we all saw firsthand what came of them. Worst case, we end up with our perfect 10 team conference. Best case, we add 2 teams from the ACC and make a ton of money. Actually, the worst case would be adding 4 teams and having a crappy 14 team schedule.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18437 on: April 25, 2012, 04:29:58 PM »
Advertisers also pay extra big for live sports because people don't TiVo those and skip the commercials

I like to tweet the final scores of games for the benefit of those that do.  :grin:

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18438 on: April 25, 2012, 04:32:12 PM »
Conference Split for 12 team conference, cross division rival is across, plug FSU and clemson/miami into 11-12.

This keeps OU and TX in the same division preventing a rematch in the Dr. pepper thus making it easier to get in NC game,

divisions have as equal level of compeition as you can without splitting ou/tx

allows nortards at least 1 game a year in TX for recruiting.

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OU -- OSU
BU -- TCU
KU -- KSU
ISU -- WV
11(CU) -- 12(FSU)


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« Reply #18439 on: April 25, 2012, 04:36:08 PM »
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18440 on: April 25, 2012, 06:09:02 PM »
Advertisers also pay extra big for live sports because people don't TiVo those and skip the commercials

I like to tweet the final scores of games for the benefit of those that do.  :grin:

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« Reply #18441 on: April 25, 2012, 06:47:57 PM »
Advertisers also pay extra big for live sports because people don't TiVo those and skip the commercials

I like to tweet the final scores of games for the benefit of those that do.  :grin:

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18442 on: April 25, 2012, 09:06:31 PM »
Still haven't decided who is a better get....Clemson or Miami.

Better program potential and better overall athletic department, Clemson

More televisions, less poor South Carolinians, more Northeast subway alumns/tshirt fans therefore a greater value to a TV contract, Miami.

Clemson/FSU is a much more similar comparison
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18443 on: April 25, 2012, 09:37:53 PM »
You tards are all ignoring the fact that Loiisville is next
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« Reply #18444 on: April 25, 2012, 09:42:45 PM »
You tards are all ignoring the fact that Loiisville is next

Yeah.  We're gonna end up with Louisville and BYU.  Sorry everybody.  :flush:
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« Reply #18445 on: April 25, 2012, 10:28:04 PM »
I remember when I really wanted BYU, now I'm all uppity about it and want to tell them to eff off. Once it's official that no ACC schools worth a crap want to join us, I'll be back to wanting BYU all over again. I'm not looking forward to that day, friends. Not looking forward to it at all.
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« Reply #18446 on: April 25, 2012, 10:30:52 PM »
if no ACC schools want in then i say we stay at 10...BYU nor Louisville is worth giving up round robin play imo

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« Reply #18447 on: April 25, 2012, 11:38:35 PM »
I remember when I really wanted BYU, now I'm all uppity about it and want to tell them to eff off. Once it's official that no ACC schools worth a crap want to join us, I'll be back to wanting BYU all over again. I'm not looking forward to that day, friends. Not looking forward to it at all.

Me neither. But it is inevitable. 

Sigh. Embrace the caffeine-free sodas, everybody.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18448 on: April 26, 2012, 12:08:06 AM »
I remember when I really wanted BYU, now I'm all uppity about it and want to tell them to eff off. Once it's official that no ACC schools worth a crap want to join us, I'll be back to wanting BYU all over again. I'm not looking forward to that day, friends. Not looking forward to it at all.

Me neither. But it is inevitable. 

Sigh. Embrace the caffeine-free sodas, everybody.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #18449 on: April 26, 2012, 07:34:25 AM »
Still think 16 teams with 4 pods is best.
Play everybody in your pod, and 2 teams from each of the other pods. 9 confrence games, makes for a crap ton of money, and happy campers everywhere.
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