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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #13500 on: September 20, 2011, 08:47:22 PM »
To continue my earlier post, the only weakness UT has is that they badly, badly want to be perceived as the good guy while they step on everyone's faces. This is why you see this huge media blitz coming out of Austin and from Chip Brown. But don't mistake that need to be liked as something that will temper their actions, they'll gladly nuke EMAW from orbit and get vilified by everyone but ESPN if they can't win the PR war.

Let me ask a question...

What would Texas gain by going to the Pac-16 or ACC that they won't get here?

I mean, I think I can answer, but I need a Texan to translate the real answer.

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« Reply #13501 on: September 20, 2011, 08:49:08 PM »
Through all this, I do get the feeling, one which Pickens all but blurts out, that Oklahoma and Texas people just don't really want to hang with a bunch of West Coast hippies.

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« Reply #13502 on: September 20, 2011, 08:50:09 PM »
Through all this, I do get the feeling, one which Pickens all but blurts out, that Oklahoma and Texas people just don't really want to hang with a bunch of West Coast hippies.

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And I imagine the feeling is mutual.

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« Reply #13503 on: September 20, 2011, 08:51:42 PM »
texas is not going to do something stupid to itself.  other things being equal, they want the big 12.  they should realize by now that they won't get any more elsewhere than what ou is demanding.

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« Reply #13504 on: September 20, 2011, 08:53:27 PM »
To continue my earlier post, the only weakness UT has is that they badly, badly want to be perceived as the good guy while they step on everyone's faces. This is why you see this huge media blitz coming out of Austin and from Chip Brown. But don't mistake that need to be liked as something that will temper their actions, they'll gladly nuke EMAW from orbit and get vilified by everyone but ESPN if they can't win the PR war.

Let me ask a question...

What would Texas gain by going to the Pac-16 or ACC that they won't get here?

I mean, I think I can answer, but I need a Texan to translate the real answer.

Two things:

1. They'd get the same deal (having to fold the LHN or strip it down) without actually having to capitulate to OU or A&M. Yes, they are petty enough to care about this.

2. UT fans, even the ones who didn't go there, think that they're a modern-day Cal or Stanford in academics and only deserve to be in a league with the "best of the best" schools. They'd rather be associated with UCLA and UNC than us or KU. They think that EMAW isn't worthy to walk on the same ground as them (despite the fact that we beat the crap out of them regularly).

They're both extremely petty motivations that could end up hurting their school in the long run via travel costs, but they'd rather submit to their "peers" in California or Chapel Hill than us unwashed plains schools. They've been specifically rumbling about the Pac 10 for years, arguably back to the SWC days.

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« Reply #13505 on: September 20, 2011, 08:55:16 PM »
Let's see . . . the LHN gets a vasectomy in the Big 12, or neutered by the Pac-12.


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« Reply #13506 on: September 20, 2011, 08:56:52 PM »
texas is not going to do something stupid to itself.

Texas is of a similar mindset of A&M in one sense: They will gladly shoot themselves in the foot to realize their wildest dreams. In A&M's case, they want to dominate the best conference in the country and get away from big bro. For UT, they will not stop until they cut themselves off from the plains states, and they won't stop until they control everything. They'll overreach until someone puts them in check, because absolutely nobody has done this up to our current point.

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« Reply #13507 on: September 20, 2011, 08:59:49 PM »
Like I said before, A&M picked the stupidest effing time to get all mad IMO Mack Brown is not long for Texas, there will be change, they'll have a chance to walk through the door in the Big 12.   They won't do $hit in the SEC, but they'll have their 30 second Collie Cult orgasm I reckon.  

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« Reply #13508 on: September 20, 2011, 09:00:12 PM »
texas is not going to do something stupid to itself.

Texas is of a similar mindset of A&M in one sense: They will gladly shoot themselves in the foot to realize their wildest dreams. In A&M's case, they want to dominate the best conference in the country and get away from big bro. For UT, they will not stop until they cut themselves off from the plains states, and they won't stop until they control everything. They'll overreach until someone puts them in check, because absolutely nobody has done this up to our current point.

this.  the entire f*cking state is insane.  l mean, Hitler thought everything he was doing was just fine.

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« Reply #13509 on: September 20, 2011, 09:03:44 PM »
Thamel weighs in.  Mizzou not necessarily headed to SEC, OU probably stabilizes Big 12, Big East looking much more rejecty.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/21/sports/ncaafootball/oklahoma-may-agree-to-remain-in-big-12.html?_r=1
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A hot topic at the meeting was expected to be the so-called “leftover” Big 12 programs, like Kansas, Kansas State, Baylor and Iowa State, and their possible merger with Big East colleges. But with Oklahoma now hinting that the chaotic Big 12 situation may stabilize, picking up those programs appear less likely.

The Big East seems more likely to try to rebuild itself through the addition of football programs. Navy, Air Force, Temple, Central Florida, East Carolina (which has formally applied for membership), Memphis and Houston are the most plausible candidates.

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« Reply #13510 on: September 20, 2011, 09:05:55 PM »
i don't see how a&m to sec is stupid.  money is good.  they always wanted it just like cu alwayz wanted pac.  ut, on the other hand, wants big 12 for whatever reason.

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« Reply #13511 on: September 20, 2011, 09:06:19 PM »
<----has an aunt at ECU.  Would be good for them.  Pirate fans are surprisingly resilient and always, always fill their 50,000-seat stadium despite the fact that they've had to watch shitty football their entire lives.  Plus, they have an incredible midfield logo.
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So if the Big 12 stabilizes and it looks like we aren't headed to super-confies after all, is there a chance that Syracuse and Pitt could be all, "we're sorry guys, take us back."?  I mean, the basketball.  MSG.  It's just all too good.

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« Reply #13512 on: September 20, 2011, 09:07:44 PM »
texas is not going to do something stupid to itself.

Texas is of a similar mindset of A&M in one sense: They will gladly shoot themselves in the foot to realize their wildest dreams. In A&M's case, they want to dominate the best conference in the country and get away from big bro. For UT, they will not stop until they cut themselves off from the plains states, and they won't stop until they control everything. They'll overreach until someone puts them in check, because absolutely nobody has done this up to our current point.

this.  the entire f*cking state is insane.  l mean, Hitler thought everything he was doing was just fine.

I hate to say it, but he's right. Baylor thinks that they run crap outside of the two main sports and that they're a Big 12 dynasty. UTSA thought they could jump straight to C-USA from the SOUTHLAND Conference despite not having a football team until this year. My undergrad (Texas State) apparently thinks they can actually reverse 20 years of bad to mediocre football in 1-AA ball and adequately transition to FBS by hiring Dennis Franchione. Sam Houston State fans actually think they could be FBS ready in 2 years. Texas Tech and TCU are arguably the most humble of the bunch, and they're absolutely certifiable.

We're all rough ridin' batshit. I still love the place, but I certainly understand why non-Texans hate it so much. We're a bunch of cunts.

i don't see how a&m to sec is stupid.  money is good.  they always wanted it just like cu alwayz wanted pac.  ut, on the other hand, wants big 12 for whatever reason.

CU actually has a chance to be relevant in the Pac within 10 years. A&M doesn't even have much of a chance to compete for a conference title in the next 20. They're committing program seppuku.

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« Reply #13513 on: September 20, 2011, 09:08:46 PM »
I think we're going to get this worked out.

Texas has no option but to drastically restructure the LHN - and they realize that.





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« Reply #13514 on: September 20, 2011, 09:10:20 PM »
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I hate to say it, but he's right. Baylor thinks that they run crap outside of the two main sports and that they're a Big 12 dynasty. UTSA thought they could jump straight to C-USA from the SOUTHLAND Conference despite not having a football team until this year. My undergrad (Texas State) apparently thinks they can actually reverse 20 years of bad to mediocre football in 1-AA ball and adequately transition to FBS by hiring Dennis Franchione. Sam Houston State fans actually think they could be FBS ready in 2 years. Texas Tech and TCU are arguably the most humble of the bunch, and they're absolutely certifiable.

We're all rough ridin' batshit. I still love the place, but I certainly understand why non-Texans hate it so much. We're a bunch of cunts.

It's strange, maybe. But if the lesser California schools had this kind of attitude, super 64 wouldn't even be in the cards.

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« Reply #13515 on: September 20, 2011, 09:11:41 PM »
i don't see how a&m to sec is stupid.  money is good.  they always wanted it just like cu alwayz wanted pac.  ut, on the other hand, wants big 12 for whatever reason.

I understand that . . . cu will go be irrelevant in the pac and be happy, A&M folks eventually demand more and they're closer to what they want in the Big 12 than they'll ever be in the SEC.


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« Reply #13516 on: September 20, 2011, 09:13:30 PM »
<----has an aunt at ECU.  Would be good for them.  Pirate fans are surprisingly resilient and always, always fill their 50,000-seat stadium despite the fact that they've had to watch shitty football their entire lives.  Plus, they have an incredible midfield logo.
 :thumbs:


So if the Big 12 stabilizes and it looks like we aren't headed to super-confies after all, is there a chance that Syracuse and Pitt could be all, "we're sorry guys, take us back."?  I mean, the basketball.  MSG.  It's just all too good.

I'd say go after Arizona Arizona State for starters after we get the big 12 on a stable foot, fire Dan, increases the buy out to a stupid number, equal revenue sharing and a big 12 network. Go on the offensive..

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« Reply #13517 on: September 20, 2011, 09:15:53 PM »
ECU Folks are great folks, and they know how to party over there.  I work with a lot of ECU folks, they pretty much have everything you need to be a BCS school over there, they just need the opportunity.


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« Reply #13518 on: September 20, 2011, 09:17:39 PM »
<----has an aunt at ECU.  Would be good for them.  Pirate fans are surprisingly resilient and always, always fill their 50,000-seat stadium despite the fact that they've had to watch shitty football their entire lives.  Plus, they have an incredible midfield logo.
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They got to watch Chris Johnson play. I envy them.

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« Reply #13519 on: September 20, 2011, 09:23:55 PM »
ECU Folks are great folks, and they know how to party over there.  I work with a lot of ECU folks, they pretty much have everything you need to be a BCS school over there, they just need the opportunity.



ECU, Houston, and UCF were the only schools in that list worth a shot.

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« Reply #13520 on: September 20, 2011, 09:29:57 PM »
Oh no, phog tucks have already determined that Houston is worthless.


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« Reply #13521 on: September 20, 2011, 09:31:33 PM »
Honestly I could see ECU, Houston, or UCF. 
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« Reply #13522 on: September 20, 2011, 09:41:25 PM »
I like ECU's coach.
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« Reply #13523 on: September 20, 2011, 09:57:43 PM »
Been following and posting in this thread for months and for the first time I can honestly say I have no idea what the eff you guys are talking about now. :dunno:

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« Reply #13524 on: September 20, 2011, 10:00:09 PM »
My ridiculous, never gonna happen, probably stupid but could be entertaining idea... promotion/relegation system like English soccer. 4 tier 1 conferences, winners play a 2 round championship,  8 tier 2 conferences, winners get promoted to tier 1 and the bottom 2 of each tier 1 relegated. Again, probably stupid, never gonna happen, but could be entertaining.