Author Topic: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....  (Read 5061204 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline ednksu

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9862
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12925 on: September 19, 2011, 05:21:10 PM »
I would like to amend the agenda for K-State's Board of trustees

Item 1:
Authorize Athletic Director John Currie to use funds from the General Academic pool to purchase up to 53 prostitutes for the purpose of encouraging any and all SEC board members to accept Kansas State University to the SEC.
Quote from: OregonHawk
KU is right on par with Notre Dame ... when it comes to adding additional conference revenue

Quote from: Kim Carnes
Beer pro tip: never drink anything other than BL, coors, pbr, maybe a few others that I'm forgetting

Offline ew2x4

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3918
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12926 on: September 19, 2011, 05:21:49 PM »
I'll be patient for a SEC invite. Being patient and stick with the Big XII and delaying the inevitable is not something I want. Well, it's not the worst option, but not viable long term. IMO, anyways.

Offline Ira Hayes

  • Created #RayRayForAD
  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1985
  • The Marine that went to war.
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12927 on: September 19, 2011, 05:22:13 PM »
How is that horrible news?  Because it negates what little crap conference hope we had with a Big-12/Big East losery mash-up?  Because it somehow opens the door for KU to get in somewhere but not K-State?

Because the SEC will take Mizzou and stay at 14.  What's left will be the Twelveast.  Would you rather have Mizzou or WVU with us?

Offline Panjandrum

  • 5 o'clock Shadow Enthusiast
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 11221
  • Amateur magician and certified locksmith.
    • View Profile
    • Bring on the Cats [An SB Nation Blog]
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12928 on: September 19, 2011, 05:22:51 PM »
I'll be patient for a SEC invite. Being patient and stick with the Big XII and delaying the inevitable is not something I want. Well, it's not the worst option, but not viable long term. IMO, anyways.

Agreed. If patient means that we're going to be stuck in a reject conference, I just need to know now so I can start budgeting therapy sessions.

Offline "storm"nut

  • SOCK (outed by The Laundromat)
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3004
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12929 on: September 19, 2011, 05:23:33 PM »
Everybody just needs to be patient.

What I would not give to be as important as you.

By the way, when John Currie walked by my seat Saturday, I yelled " Let's go to the SEC, John" he looked at me back and just smiled.
RIP Fatty

Offline Panjandrum

  • 5 o'clock Shadow Enthusiast
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 11221
  • Amateur magician and certified locksmith.
    • View Profile
    • Bring on the Cats [An SB Nation Blog]
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12930 on: September 19, 2011, 05:23:36 PM »
I would like to amend the agenda for K-State's Board of trustees

Item 1:
Authorize Athletic Director John Currie to use funds from the General Academic pool to purchase up to 53 prostitutes for the purpose of encouraging any and all SEC board members to accept Kansas State University to the SEC.

Make sure they're good ones.  Let's not go on the cheap and get those ones from Junktown.

Offline ednksu

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9862
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12931 on: September 19, 2011, 05:26:45 PM »
I would like to amend the agenda for K-State's Board of trustees

Item 1:
Authorize Athletic Director John Currie to use funds from the General Academic pool to purchase up to 53 prostitutes for the purpose of encouraging any and all SEC board members to accept Kansas State University to the SEC.

Make sure they're good ones.  Let's not go on the cheap and get those ones from Junktown.

Have you seen John Curries work at UTenn?  Google Tennessee's hostess program for the revenue sports which was basically a harem for sports recruiting.
Quote from: OregonHawk
KU is right on par with Notre Dame ... when it comes to adding additional conference revenue

Quote from: Kim Carnes
Beer pro tip: never drink anything other than BL, coors, pbr, maybe a few others that I'm forgetting

Offline EMAWzified

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4244
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12932 on: September 19, 2011, 05:35:47 PM »
Crap from the LJWorld

5:09 p.m. Update:

UT regents meeting has wrapped but not so much as a peep coming out of it. According to Kirk Bohls, of the Austin American-Statesman, UT president Bill Powers did not answer questions and ducked reporters by hustling to the elevator.

Bohls' most recent Tweet says: No small point. UT prez Bill Powers has authority to stay in Big 12, but cannot take action on own to change conferences; regents keep that.

Wild stuff. Never seen UT this vulnerable.

Stay tuned...

4:52 p.m. Update:

Here's a link to a short report from The Associated Press that indicates that there have been serious conversations between the Big 12 and the Big East's football schools about merging.

It doesn't get into specifics, but presumably, this merger would be on the table should OU and Texas leave. However, it's possible — and probably likely — that similar conversations have taken place that include the scenario of OU and Texas both staying.

Not a lot here but worth the look.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/6993604/big-east-big-12-talking-possible-merger-report-says

If the OU and UT foursome leave the proposed merger would look like this (12): KU, K-State, Missouri, Iowa State, Baylor, Louisville, Cincinnati, West Virginia, UConn, Rutgers, TCU and South Florida.

If the foursome stays, it looks like this (16): OU, Texas, Okie State, Texas Tech, KU, K-State, Missouri, Iowa State, Baylor, Louisville, Cincinnati, West Virginia, UConn, Rutgers, TCU and South Florida.

Stay tuned...

4:46 p.m. Update:

More from Boren, via The Oklahoman's Travis Haney: http://twitter.com/#!/TravHaney

• Boren: "If I had the answer, I would reveal it." Says "sooner rather than later." No specific timetable. I don't think it should be that long."

• Also says talks with (MU chancellor Brady) Deaton, others in B12 been constructive. "two sets of very constructive conversations"

• Gist of Boren's talk: 2 options - Pac-12 or save Big 12. Not happy with Baylor, others, for threatening suit. Not happy with LHN.

Stay tuned...

4:34 p.m. Update:

Pac-12 expansion not a given? That could be the case. Here's a statement from UCLA athletic director Dan Guerrero, from UCLA's official site.

I know that the national discussion on conference expansion is dominating the conversation for many of you right now. Rumors are rampant and, as is often the case, not necessarily always on point. Ultimately, any decision to expand the Pac-12 will rest with the various school presidents and chancellors, working hand in hand with their respective athletic administrators and our commissioner.

Expansion just for the sake of expansion is rarely a good thing. Dr. Martin Luther King once said, "We may all have come in different ships, but we are all in the same boat now." Those of us in the same boat, the existing Pac-12 members, need to think long and hard as to the relevancy and value of bringing new members into the boat. Issues of academic compatibility, student-athlete welfare, competitive and financial implications all need to be thought out carefully by the various stakeholders. If further expansion is the right thing to do, then it makes sense to proceed.

Stay tuned...

4:31 p.m. Update:

Some interesting quotes from OU president David Boren following the OU board of regents meeting at which Boren was authorized to act on behalf of the university in the matter of conference realignment.

• Boren says OU has not decided to officially leave B12 yet. Staying in B12 "still on the table"

• Boren: too early to tell whether OU/Texas will be in same league

• Boren: "have had informal conversations w/ Pac-12. Those conversations have been warm, constructive."

• Boren: "I'm prepared to take that action as appropriate."

• Boren: "working very close w/ ok st" -- another source reports that whatever they do, OU and OSU will do it together.

• Boren said pods can make superconferences work

• Boren says threatening litigation no way to keep a conference together

All comments courtesy of Jake Trotter's Twitter feed. http://twitter.com/#!/Jake_Trotter

Stay tuned...

4:12 p.m. Update:

The Oklahoma regents just stepped out of executive session and voted unanimously to authorize OU president David Boren to act on the university's behalf regarding conference realignment.

What this means? It means that Boren, a political wizard with a massive ego, no longer needs the approval of the board to move OU into another conference.

What that means? OU is gone. Expect the Sooners to announce their application to the Pac-12 someday soon.

So now it's on Texas, whose regents also are in executive session at this moment.

Stay tuned...

Offline thebigcatbowski

  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 106
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12933 on: September 19, 2011, 05:36:14 PM »
Everybody just needs to be patient.

What I would not give to be as important as you.

By the way, when John Currie walked by my seat Saturday, I yelled " Let's go to the SEC, John" he looked at me back and just smiled.

Sounds like a done deal.

 :emawkid:

Offline Dub

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3014
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12934 on: September 19, 2011, 05:36:44 PM »
Texas BOR does NOT give Powers the power to get Texas to a new conference, only the power to do what it takes to save the Big 12 . I kid you not.

    ESPNHornsNation HornsNation

    Powers authorized to explore other options as it pertains to conference realignment


   :ck:

Offline _33

  • The Inventor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 10549
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12935 on: September 19, 2011, 05:38:00 PM »
 :zzz:

Offline jmlynch1

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2781
  • stay together for the kids
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12936 on: September 19, 2011, 05:39:54 PM »
If there is anything hinging on conference realignment it is Capt. Crap's reputation

Offline "storm"nut

  • SOCK (outed by The Laundromat)
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3004
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12937 on: September 19, 2011, 05:41:56 PM »
Texas BOR does NOT give Powers the power to get Texas to a new conference, only the power to do what it takes to save the Big 12 . I kid you not.

    ESPNHornsNation HornsNation

    Powers authorized to explore other options as it pertains to conference realignment


   :ck:

I don't think ESPN knows jack
RIP Fatty

Offline kstater

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2325
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12938 on: September 19, 2011, 05:44:46 PM »
• Boren says threatening litigation no way to keep a conference together



Don't get the butthurt here.  For one, he's got a landing spot.   Second, did anyone actually threaten to sue, or did they just not give up their rights to sue should the massive TV contract just signed be voided.

Offline Dub

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3014
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12939 on: September 19, 2011, 05:45:21 PM »
Texas BOR does NOT give Powers the power to get Texas to a new conference, only the power to do what it takes to save the Big 12 . I kid you not.

    ESPNHornsNation HornsNation

    Powers authorized to explore other options as it pertains to conference realignment


   :ck:

I don't think ESPN knows jack

Corey DeMoss, News9.com

AUSTIN, Texas – Mere minutes after the OU Board of Regents gave conference realignment power to David Boren, the University of Texas did the same for President Bill Powers.

The board meetings for OU and Texas almost identically mirrored each other. When both meetings reached the item devoted to conference realignment, both elected to go to a closed executive session to discuss the issue.

Both executive sessions lasted for longer than a hour, but both ultimately ended with the presidents having the power to determine their schools' athletic affiliation.

 :ck:

Offline bradleigh

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 416
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12940 on: September 19, 2011, 05:50:04 PM »
When you look at the landscape of things, the conference with OU, OkSU, Mizzou, Texas and Kansas is far more appealing of a conference than what's left of the Big East.  It makes geographic and financial sense for all teams involved.  The melt down should be on the message boards of cinci, louisville, etc.  and we as B12 members should be speculating on who we want to add, IF ANYONE.  All it would take is commitment from the current B12 members.  That's it.
2/8/11 - Never Forget

Offline wabash909

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6346
  • scattered all over like seeds in the wind
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12941 on: September 19, 2011, 05:51:09 PM »
The new SEC:



My proposed pods:

Pod 1: Kansas, Kansas State, Missouri, Arkansas
Pod 2: Texas A&M, LSU, Mississippi, Mississippi State
Pod 3: Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, Vanderbilt
Pod 4: South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Auburn

You can switch some of those up based on competitive balance if you'd like.

Damn.

That looks so beautiful.

I want to believe so hard.

Problem is, it will be Missouri, KU, and West Virginia.  Or Missouri, KU, and Louisville.  Or Missouri, TCU, West Virginia.  Or every combination that I can dream of that doesn't involve us.


Texas Christian University coach Gary Patterson has been hired as Kansas State's 34th football coach, multiple sources have confirmed to GoPowercat.com.  Patterson replaces Ron Prince, who was fired Wednesday. - Tim Fitzgerald   Nov, 7, 2008

Offline "storm"nut

  • SOCK (outed by The Laundromat)
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3004
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12942 on: September 19, 2011, 05:51:51 PM »
Texas BOR does NOT give Powers the power to get Texas to a new conference, only the power to do what it takes to save the Big 12 . I kid you not.

    ESPNHornsNation HornsNation

    Powers authorized to explore other options as it pertains to conference realignment


   :ck:

I don't think ESPN knows jack

Corey DeMoss, News9.com

AUSTIN, Texas – Mere minutes after the OU Board of Regents gave conference realignment power to David Boren, the University of Texas did the same for President Bill Powers.

The board meetings for OU and Texas almost identically mirrored each other. When both meetings reached the item devoted to conference realignment, both elected to go to a closed executive session to discuss the issue.

Both executive sessions lasted for longer than a hour, but both ultimately ended with the presidents having the power to determine their schools' athletic affiliation.

 :ck:

Never mind. Can't believe everything on twitter
RIP Fatty

Offline PoetWarrior

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2353
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12943 on: September 19, 2011, 05:52:36 PM »
It doesn't matter to me, but K-State fits well in the SEC.

Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12944 on: September 19, 2011, 05:52:48 PM »
I'm really jealous of Okie lite! They just sit back with there arms behind their head and their legs kicked up and wait for their pimp to drive them to safety. Those effers!  :shakesfist:
« Last Edit: September 19, 2011, 05:58:35 PM by fanningksu »

Offline "storm"nut

  • SOCK (outed by The Laundromat)
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3004
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12945 on: September 19, 2011, 05:54:46 PM »
The new SEC:



My proposed pods:

Pod 1: Kansas, Kansas State, Missouri, Arkansas
Pod 2: Texas A&M, LSU, Mississippi, Mississippi State
Pod 3: Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, Vanderbilt
Pod 4: South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Auburn

You can switch some of those up based on competitive balance if you'd like.

Damn.

That looks so beautiful.

I want to believe so hard.

Problem is, it will be Missouri, KU, and West Virginia.  Or Missouri, KU, and Louisville.  Or Missouri, TCU, West Virginia.  Or every combination that I can dream of that doesn't involve us.

West Virginia is out. Louisville is less attractive than us. TCU is a threat, if it were not having such a small market share in DFW
RIP Fatty

Offline wabash909

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6346
  • scattered all over like seeds in the wind
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12946 on: September 19, 2011, 06:00:17 PM »

West Virginia is out. Louisville is less attractive than us. TCU is a threat, if it were not having such a small market share in DFW

We don't know that.

No.

Maybe.


Texas Christian University coach Gary Patterson has been hired as Kansas State's 34th football coach, multiple sources have confirmed to GoPowercat.com.  Patterson replaces Ron Prince, who was fired Wednesday. - Tim Fitzgerald   Nov, 7, 2008

Offline bws

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 323
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12947 on: September 19, 2011, 06:00:37 PM »
The new SEC:



My proposed pods:

Pod 1: Kansas, Kansas State, Missouri, Arkansas
Pod 2: Texas A&M, LSU, Mississippi, Mississippi State
Pod 3: Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, Vanderbilt
Pod 4: South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Auburn

You can switch some of those up based on competitive balance if you'd like.

Damn.

That looks so beautiful.

I want to believe so hard.

Problem is, it will be Missouri, KU, and West Virginia.  Or Missouri, KU, and Louisville.  Or Missouri, TCU, West Virginia.  Or every combination that I can dream of that doesn't involve us.

West Virginia is out. Louisville is less attractive than us. TCU is a threat, if it were not having such a small market share in DFW

finebaum Finebaum Network
Tusc News' Cecil Hurt,'The SEC would like to have Missouri, but will wait & see on Big 12. WVa is 4th or 5th on the list for the SEC.'
3 hours ago

Offline Gooch

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9491
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12948 on: September 19, 2011, 06:01:39 PM »
The new SEC:



My proposed pods:

Pod 1: Kansas, Kansas State, Missouri, Arkansas
Pod 2: Texas A&M, LSU, Mississippi, Mississippi State
Pod 3: Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, Vanderbilt
Pod 4: South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Auburn

You can switch some of those up based on competitive balance if you'd like.
I would suck of a hobo for this to happen.

Offline "storm"nut

  • SOCK (outed by The Laundromat)
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3004
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #12949 on: September 19, 2011, 06:03:13 PM »
The new SEC:



My proposed pods:

Pod 1: Kansas, Kansas State, Missouri, Arkansas
Pod 2: Texas A&M, LSU, Mississippi, Mississippi State
Pod 3: Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, Vanderbilt
Pod 4: South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Auburn

You can switch some of those up based on competitive balance if you'd like.

Damn.

That looks so beautiful.

I want to believe so hard.

Problem is, it will be Missouri, KU, and West Virginia.  Or Missouri, KU, and Louisville.  Or Missouri, TCU, West Virginia.  Or every combination that I can dream of that doesn't involve us.

West Virginia is out. Louisville is less attractive than us. TCU is a threat, if it were not having such a small market share in DFW

finebaum Finebaum Network
Tusc News' Cecil Hurt,'The SEC would like to have Missouri, but will wait & see on Big 12. WVa is 4th or 5th on the list for the SEC.'
3 hours ago

Lots of room for us, lots :tumbsup:
RIP Fatty