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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7450 on: August 11, 2011, 01:21:05 PM »
would love to know what captaincrap is hearing.

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« Reply #7451 on: August 11, 2011, 01:22:32 PM »
would love to know what captaincrap is hearing.
I don't think I would.  Ignorance is bliss and stuff you know?

Right now we're in the Big 12 and everything is fine, and right now, that's enough.


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« Reply #7452 on: August 11, 2011, 01:23:36 PM »
i guess if people keep saying the same rumors over and over...they become more believable.
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« Reply #7453 on: August 11, 2011, 01:35:21 PM »
right now the big 12 is basically jett pink.  it was dead man walking thanks to some meddling by the big 10 aka gage effface.  then trace gets fired and things change.   all of the sudden, the big 12 is now viable again.  to complete the analogy, jeff is the sec, jenni is the pac 10, and zoila is the big east - lol.


growing pains with who's the boss (big10) having a better time slot and kirk cameron (nebraska) getting all uppity and thinking he's more important than the show as a whole and forcing the writers (big12 presidents) to make up the characters of luke and chrissy (byu and notredame) to come in and play the role of sitcom bad boy (nebraska) and golden child (cu). boom. boner is ku. texas is dr jason seaver. baylor is maggie. texas tech is ben. kstate is ed (coincidentally played by former ksu graduate gordon jump). the rest should be fairly obvious as well...

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7454 on: August 11, 2011, 01:37:02 PM »
Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down (KSU) goes crazy and wrecks up the place
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« Reply #7455 on: August 11, 2011, 01:47:29 PM »
It's like that episode of Saved by the Bell when Rich Belding's (Big 12) hot brother, Rod Belding (the SEC) gets involved with the school and offers to take the students (A&M) white water rafting for Spring Break.  Turns out though, that Rod was all talk and no real substance.  Rod liked flirting with the idea of the students liking them, but he and Richard knew that he was probably never going white water rafting with them.

Turns out, on the night before the big trip, Rod skipped town because of an airline stewardess (the SEC's Curent Situation) who, according to him was "a 10."  Nevertheless, Richard decided that, although he had a worse hairline than his brother, and was generally a little lamer, he was going to take the kids white water rafting and make the best of it.  The kids accepted their old principal and went on the trip with him, happily.

I like to think that while on the trip, the kids went on to remain in the conference for another 50 years, and they especially looked out for Maxwell Nerdstrom (KSU) who went on to hire a Brent Venables and went to a Cotton Bowl every 4 or 5 years.


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« Reply #7456 on: August 11, 2011, 01:50:33 PM »
 Is it even confirmed that the SEC wants TAMU? How do we know that TAMU isn't just saying that they fingered the prom queen when in all reality she just wants to be friends?


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« Reply #7457 on: August 11, 2011, 02:12:26 PM »
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« Reply #7458 on: August 11, 2011, 02:25:21 PM »
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Mike Slive just offered me Vanderbilt for Texas A&M. Sorry, but we already have our academic crown jewel: KSU. #stanfordofthemidwest

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7459 on: August 11, 2011, 02:37:03 PM »
right now the big 12 is basically jett pink.  it was dead man walking thanks to some meddling by the big 10 aka gage fuckface.  then trace gets fired and things change.   all of the sudden, the big 12 is now viable again.  to complete the analogy, jeff is the sec, jenni is the pac 10, and zoila is the big east - lol.

can't believe i missed this post.  can't believe jeff fired trace just because he worked on his closet.  and gagey poo wants to fire everyone so he can have jeff to himself.  racist.


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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7460 on: August 11, 2011, 03:02:53 PM »
Is anyone concerned in the least bit that our recent dominance in the CTR has upset our Lord? If the the manor does gets blown up and the lord decides to restructure his fiefdom there is the potential that he may decide to cast out a couple of his serfs that spoke out of turn around him?

Thankfully there is a 90% chance they would not even be able to pick out said serf in a crowd since they spend all day counting their gold bullion.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7461 on: August 11, 2011, 03:20:28 PM »
NCAA says "No" to HS games on a school or conference affiliated network.  So, yeah, A&M wins on that.


http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6270202/31261826

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7462 on: August 11, 2011, 03:25:30 PM »
NCAA says "No" to HS games on a school or conference affiliated network.  So, yeah, A&M wins on that.


http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6270202/31261826

I doubt that actually has much to do with anything

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7463 on: August 11, 2011, 03:42:20 PM »
Is anyone concerned in the least bit that our recent dominance in the CTR has upset our Lord? If the the manor does gets blown up and the lord decides to restructure his fiefdom there is the potential that he may decide to cast out a couple of his serfs that spoke out of turn around him?

Thankfully there is a 90% chance they would not even be able to pick out said serf in a crowd since they spend all day counting their gold bullion.

Not Texas' style. They would keep us around to make them more money and use that to get back to crushing us. They aren't going to be like Nebraska and allow us to hold it over them for all time that we owned them.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7464 on: August 11, 2011, 03:42:58 PM »
NCAA says "No" to HS games on a school or conference affiliated network.  So, yeah, A&M wins on that.


http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6270202/31261826

I doubt that actually has much to do with anything

From what I understand, it was a line item on the checklist.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7465 on: August 11, 2011, 03:43:45 PM »
NCAA says "No" to HS games on a school or conference affiliated network.  So, yeah, A&M wins on that.


http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6270202/31261826

I doubt that actually has much to do with anything
"For the moment, that seems to relieve some of the pressure created by the Longhorn Network's intention to televise such games. That was considered a main reason why Texas A&M is reportedly looking to move to the SEC. "

I thought that was primary reason for A&M being butthurt, along with putting confy game on LHN.  Is there some other form of butthurt with the Collies?


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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7466 on: August 11, 2011, 03:45:00 PM »
right now the big 12 is basically jett pink.  it was dead man walking thanks to some meddling by the big 10 aka gage effface.  then trace gets fired and things change.   all of the sudden, the big 12 is now viable again.  to complete the analogy, jeff is the sec, jenni is the pac 10, and zoila is the big east - lol.


growing pains with who's the boss (big10) having a better time slot and kirk cameron (nebraska) getting all uppity and thinking he's more important than the show as a whole and forcing the writers (big12 presidents) to make up the characters of luke and chrissy (byu and notredame) to come in and play the role of sitcom bad boy (nebraska) and golden child (cu). boom. boner is ku. texas is dr jason seaver. baylor is maggie. texas tech is ben. kstate is ed (coincidentally played by former ksu graduate gordon jump). the rest should be fairly obvious as well...

Hardly.

Who is mona?  Iowa State?

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7467 on: August 11, 2011, 03:45:26 PM »
NCAA says "No" to HS games on a school or conference affiliated network.  So, yeah, A&M wins on that.


http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6270202/31261826

I doubt that actually has much to do with anything
"For the moment, that seems to relieve some of the pressure created by the Longhorn Network's intention to televise such games. That was considered a main reason why Texas A&M is reportedly looking to move to the SEC. "

I thought that was primary reason for A&M being butthurt, along with putting confy game on LHN.  Is there some other form of butthurt with the Collies?



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« Reply #7468 on: August 11, 2011, 03:52:21 PM »
right now the big 12 is basically jett pink.  it was dead man walking thanks to some meddling by the big 10 aka gage effface.  then trace gets fired and things change.   all of the sudden, the big 12 is now viable again.  to complete the analogy, jeff is the sec, jenni is the pac 10, and zoila is the big east - lol.


growing pains with who's the boss (big10) having a better time slot and kirk cameron (nebraska) getting all uppity and thinking he's more important than the show as a whole and forcing the writers (big12 presidents) to make up the characters of luke and chrissy (byu and notredame) to come in and play the role of sitcom bad boy (nebraska) and golden child (cu). boom. boner is ku. texas is dr jason seaver. baylor is maggie. texas tech is ben. kstate is ed (coincidentally played by former ksu graduate gordon jump). the rest should be fairly obvious as well...

Hardly.

Who is mona?  Iowa State?

mona is in the big10 and is obviously michigan state. or maybe purdue. dang. guess she isn't so obvious. no...michigan state. it's michigan state.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7469 on: August 11, 2011, 03:56:55 PM »
NCAA says "No" to HS games on a school or conference affiliated network.  So, yeah, A&M wins on that.


http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6270202/31261826

I doubt that actually has much to do with anything
"For the moment, that seems to relieve some of the pressure created by the Longhorn Network's intention to televise such games. That was considered a main reason why Texas A&M is reportedly looking to move to the SEC. "

I thought that was primary reason for A&M being butthurt, along with putting confy game on LHN.  Is there some other form of butthurt with the Collies?



I think there's some butthurt over the fact that no one is interested in an A&M network, but there is interest in a Texas and OU network.

So, if they can have them and you can't, you may as well make a big stink until you get the whole thing shut down.

This is all fueled by jealousy.  This NCAA ruling took away what they were supposedly upset about.  But if they're still upset about it, well, they want UT to concede more.  Like all potential for conference games to be shown on the LHN or the existence of the network itself.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7470 on: August 11, 2011, 04:11:45 PM »
Is anyone concerned in the least bit that our recent dominance in the CTR has upset our Lord? If the the manor does gets blown up and the lord decides to restructure his fiefdom there is the potential that he may decide to cast out a couple of his serfs that spoke out of turn around him?

Thankfully there is a 90% chance they would not even be able to pick out said serf in a crowd since they spend all day counting their gold bullion.

Not Texas' style. They would keep us around to make them more money and use that to get back to crushing us. They aren't going to be like Nebraska and allow us to hold it over them for all time that we owned them.

When were they ever crushing us?

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« Reply #7471 on: August 11, 2011, 04:14:11 PM »
So there is a prayer summit for A&M to ask for God's help in getting an SEC bid? 

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« Reply #7472 on: August 11, 2011, 04:15:16 PM »
So there is a prayer summit for A&M to ask for God's help in getting an SEC bid? 

 :sdeek:

It would be hilarious if Rick Perry is in attendance.

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« Reply #7473 on: August 11, 2011, 04:39:22 PM »
So there is a prayer summit for A&M to ask for God's help in getting an SEC bid? 

 :sdeek:

It would be hilarious if Rick Perry is in attendance.

He's the keynote speaker.

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« Reply #7474 on: August 11, 2011, 06:34:17 PM »