Plus, I'd get to watch KU play @Oregon and @Oregon State! Not to mention the opcat opcat opcat element at K-State would fit right in with most of the Southern schools.
Not too often, you will. KU would be in a pod with OU, OSU and a butthurt Colorado, and probably linked with 4 southwest teams -- all of which would treat the sqwawks like a white-collar criminal on his first night in the big house.