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We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:54:43 PM »
Baylor has o-boarded about half their misses in the first half.

Jevon has the offensive awareness of a 4th grader. (And I'm someone who sees value in Jevon defensively)

oscar's insistence that we play so slow makes us even worse on offense against the zone. We're consistently a count slow moving the ball.

Tre Harris has the slowest feet aside from Big Meat.

I'll probably switch to liquor come Monday v. KU.


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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2015, 12:55:19 PM »
Its ugly.

Team   POSS   PPP   eFG%   TO%   OR%   FTR
K-State    27     0.92    46.3%   22.1%   40.0%   0.0%
Baylor    27     1.43    56.1%   3.7%   47.4%   15.2%

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2015, 12:56:19 PM »
Have we even attempted a free throw?

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2015, 12:56:51 PM »
The announcers said during the game that we are the worst defense and worst offense in the big XII is that true?

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2015, 12:57:07 PM »
Have we even attempted a free throw?

No. (*see 0% on FTR)

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2015, 12:57:56 PM »
I saw fwn's post, and hoped that he had started this thread.  This is terrible. Their post players are better athletes, dribblers, and passers than anyone we have. Foster is the only one I've seen even approximate a hard cut against the Baylor zone
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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2015, 12:58:12 PM »
The announcers said during the game that we are the worst defense and worst offense in the big XII is that true?

Not quite, 8th in both though. So still really bad and could possibly slide more after today if this keeps up.

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2015, 12:59:02 PM »
Also I could be posting in the at a bar alone thread, but oscar has sapped my motivation
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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2015, 12:59:55 PM »
I'm enjoying the football pass strategy were now employing on inbounds plays.

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2015, 01:00:26 PM »
Have we even attempted a free throw?

No. (*see 0% on FTR)

Ha. Ah yes. The drinking problem rearing its ugly head.

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2015, 01:01:43 PM »
Its frustrating because I did think we battled after getting down 20-8 for a good stretch (with Marcus on the floor). We had the ball down 10 and I was thinking we could maybe get this thing to 6 or 7 going into half.

Then Drew switches up defenses and Gip proceeds to turn the ball over 2 times in a row after being doubled, first a bad pass, then a charge.

Just a terrible finish.

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2015, 01:02:00 PM »
I'm killing time at the bar, and was only planning on having a beer in the first half and one in the second. I'm on my 4th
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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2015, 01:02:39 PM »
I'm enjoying the football pass strategy were now employing on inbounds plays.

That did get me laughing out loud in the first half.

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2015, 01:03:08 PM »
The fast break that Gathers dunked on was so cool to watch... I wish we had athletes.
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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2015, 01:04:58 PM »
Its frustrating because I did think we battled after getting down 20-8 for a good stretch (with Marcus on the floor). We had the ball down 10 and I was thinking we could maybe get this thing to 6 or 7 going into half.

Then Drew switches up defenses and Gip proceeds to turn the ball over 2 times in a row after being doubled, first a bad pass, then a charge.

Just a terrible finish.

I think we had it 20-14 at one point.

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2015, 01:07:51 PM »
6-0 run!

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2015, 01:09:14 PM »
6-0 run!

Energy! Keep reminding us what happened January in Manhattan, Reid Gettys!

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2015, 01:10:33 PM »
If he's sticking around can we get oscar one of these?  :pix_martin:

Except with his hands in the air instead of pointing.

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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2015, 01:42:37 PM »
Now we can't make a rough ridin' free throw or hit a 5 ft jumper
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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2015, 01:45:49 PM »
Has Nigel played today?
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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2015, 01:47:46 PM »
Hurt! :ROFL:
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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2015, 01:48:39 PM »
This is a joke
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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2015, 01:50:39 PM »
I mean some people thought Hurt might come in and be an All Big 12 caliber payer. Tonight he looks like a soft version of Abdul Herrera.
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« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2015, 01:52:15 PM »
This should be fireable
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Re: We're slow, we're stupid, and I'm developing a drinking problem
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2015, 01:52:51 PM »
I think we've score 5 points in the last 15 minutes
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