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what a great update


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yes, great update. lol at the tomatoes in the grass. also, please update on gastro intestinal distress level from all those cherries.

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Other fun stories -

When we were driving around the pasture my dad kept stopping and using hand clippers to cut what he called "Musk Thistle". He called it Pasture management and told me how Musk Thistle is an invasive species and you need to keep it out of the pasture etc etc. We filled up about 2 tubs worth in the back of his truck. We got back to the farm to burn them and my uncle (Who leases the land and is a real farmer) was there with my cousin. My dad told him about all the "Musk Thistle" he found in the pasture and he should probably check for it. My Uncles told him he sprayed a couple 2 weeks ago and looked in the back of the truck.....he started chuckling and said "That's prairie thistle, you can let it be"  :ROFL: Later when we went back out to the pasture to pew pew my dad cut some more prairie thistle just to spite my uncle :ROFL: :ROFL:

Lady is a total city dog. Hated riding in the back of the truck and every time we stopped she would jump in the front seat. I would have to pick her up and carry her to the bed of the truck.

The wind farm thing might actually happen. My dad is staying at the farm for a couple more days because there is a "Celebration" dinner on Tuesday since they are moving from the pre construction phase to the construction phase. Supposed to have 1v1's with the land owners to schedule the start of construction etc.

After dinner on saturday my dad told me to keep the skillet on, I asked why and he said he was going to cook some hot dogs for the cats. He sliced up a pack (.79 cents at aldi or something "Cheaper than actual catfood!") and cooked the hot dogs then brought them out to the barn cats. He feeds them twice a day when he's out there, Usually whatever his leftovers are mixed with hot dogs then milk poured over it......They do seem to enjoy it though. Currently around 5-7 adults and 10 kittens.

Wildlife Sightings - One coyote running across the pasture over the hill. Like 4 burrowing owls and 2 owl holes. A metric ton of Rabbits near the house, lady chased and chased but to no avail. Cows! Burros and Miniature horses(My Uncles)! All kinds of Birds! And holy hell I was not expecting that many mosquitoes in western KS, just an absurd number of them in the windbreaks by the house.


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i can't wait until i have enough money to pretend farm.
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i can't wait until i have enough money to pretend farm.

Its the American dream, I share it as well.
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i can't wait until i have enough money to pretend farm.

Its the American dream, I share it as well.

It helps if you are retired and inherit some of your parents land. He is having a great time out there though so I'm happy for him.

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i can't wait until i have enough money to pretend farm.

Its the American dream, I share it as well.

It helps if you are retired and inherit some of your parents land. He is having a great time out there though so I'm happy for him.

I'm going to inherit shitloads of land and I'm immediately selling (or leasing) the living crap out of it.

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i can't wait until i have enough money to pretend farm.

Its the American dream, I share it as well.

It helps if you are retired and inherit some of your parents land. He is having a great time out there though so I'm happy for him.

I'm going to inherit shitloads of land and I'm immediately selling (or leasing) the living crap out of it.
My dad had no intention of ever "farming" again when he was your age but as the Darcy from varsity blues once said "Things Change Mox".

Can't wait until SD spends the summer of 2048 in SW KS reading books about how President Sasha Obama is Ruining America more than her father and second guessing his leasee's farming decisions.


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My dad constantly talks about how his hobby farm is my inheritance. I would just sell it to some other prospective hobby farmer.
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I'm planning on leasing the hobby farm that I inherit.

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I'm planning on leasing the hobby farm that I inherit.

hell yes. Don't sell that stuff
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Remember that post (Single) I put in over the weekend? My cousin just texted me about it.

WTF does "You need to ride out a blizzard there" mean? I'm assuming it's a farm joke or something

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Haven't heard that one - but I take it as it can get windy as eff out here, adequate tamping is very necessary

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Haven't heard that one - but I take it as it can get windy as eff out here, adequate tamping is very necessary

yeah, he's just saying that after you experience a blizzard out there you'll understand the value of tamping.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Thanks guys, appreciate the translation

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thought he was talking about a tampon


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Well my dad went to the windfarm celebration dinner/meeting yesterday but they are not building any turbines on his land.  :frown:

But its okay because "Food was great and cousins/neighbors were there". He thinks he still might get some "Good Neighbor" money since it will be built on the land around him but no fat wind money checks for now.


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i'm not sure "good neighbor" money exists, but if he can get some, that's pretty boss

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those windmills probably make the tomatoes taste terrible anyway

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All they do is kill birds and collect government subsidies, anyway.

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All they do is kill birds and collect government subsidies, anyway.

they blink all night long too.

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50 years from now, we will all drive past those old, run down windmill towers and view them as a monument to failed socialism.

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Obama mills, smdh
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windmills for millenials