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ya you don't learn to chain up a half-out cow fetus to your f150 in 4H


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I was in 4H. Woodworking and showing sheep. Also a couple Peking ducks and chickens. I grew up on 5 acres. So for me at least, not a farm kid.

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ya you don't learn to chain up a half-out cow fetus to your f150 in 4H

f150, pffft.  get out of here with that city truck pretty boy

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4H also has a dog show. Nobody farms dogs.
Trained a service dog for my senior exit project. Had to show him at Riley and it wasn't even part of the fair.

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ms tonya was in 4H. she had a rabbit that her dad took care of.
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I'm sorry sd but if these kids aren't real farmers then I don't know who is.


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Speaking of farmers. One of the guys from farming song remakes videos sat in front of Canary and I during the ISU game.

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Very low 4Hiq on display by SD itt kinda makes me sad.
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Very low 4Hiq on display by SD itt kinda makes me sad.

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I grew up on s farm and no very little about 4h.


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Guys, I bet steve dave thinks that the stud crop judgers at K-State aren't real farmers, either. :frown:

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Why was #TheBachelor so convinced he couldn't move from his (dad's) farm in iowa, when he's now twice in the last year or so bailed to go on reality tv dating shows?  Isn't that farm on autopilot or at least sufficiently handled by Pa and the other 30 family members they showed last night?

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Why was #TheBachelor so convinced he couldn't move from his (dad's) farm in iowa, when he's now twice in the last year or so bailed to go on reality tv dating shows?  Isn't that farm on autopilot or at least sufficiently handled by Pa and the other 30 family members they showed last night?

Maybe he just doesn't have the skills to earn a decent living doing something else.

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Why was #TheBachelor so convinced he couldn't move from his (dad's) farm in iowa, when he's now twice in the last year or so bailed to go on reality tv dating shows?  Isn't that farm on autopilot or at least sufficiently handled by Pa and the other 30 family members they showed last night?

Ma & Pa thought that him being gone for a while was a good investment to get him a wife to start producing all the kids they'll need to keep the farm going...as evidenced by Ma's need to immediately bring it up as soon as she met the girl in the barn.

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Why was #TheBachelor so convinced he couldn't move from his (dad's) farm in iowa, when he's now twice in the last year or so bailed to go on reality tv dating shows?  Isn't that farm on autopilot or at least sufficiently handled by Pa and the other 30 family members they showed last night?

Ma & Pa thought that him being gone for a while was a good investment to get him a wife to start producing all the kids they'll need to keep the farm going...as evidenced by Ma's need to immediately bring it up as soon as she met the girl in the barn.

That makes sense, but I don't think Whitney was the best choice for strong child-bearing.  Unless she's going to genetically engineer them.  :sdeek:

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Why was #TheBachelor so convinced he couldn't move from his (dad's) farm in iowa, when he's now twice in the last year or so bailed to go on reality tv dating shows?  Isn't that farm on autopilot or at least sufficiently handled by Pa and the other 30 family members they showed last night?

his father would disinherit him.
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i'm pretty sure my cousins were in 4h or ffa or something like that.  and my uncle was definitely a real farmer.  maybe it's different in different parts of the country or different between cow farmers and plant farmers.


or maybe sd doesn't like animals.   :surprised:  :surprised:  :surprised:

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Why was #TheBachelor so convinced he couldn't move from his (dad's) farm in iowa, when he's now twice in the last year or so bailed to go on reality tv dating shows?  Isn't that farm on autopilot or at least sufficiently handled by Pa and the other 30 family members they showed last night?

Ma & Pa thought that him being gone for a while was a good investment to get him a wife to start producing all the kids they'll need to keep the farm going...as evidenced by Ma's need to immediately bring it up as soon as she met the girl in the barn.

ya that was weird.  "i can't wait until my son starts boning you all the time, for practice!"


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guess i might as well not watch the last episode of the bachelor i have on my DVR- steve dave, can you mark the thread title with bachelor spoilers please?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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i'm pretty sure my cousins were in 4h or ffa or something like that.  and my uncle was definitely a real farmer.  maybe it's different in different parts of the country or different between cow farmers and plant farmers.


or maybe sd doesn't like animals.   :surprised:  :surprised:  :surprised:

I like them just fine

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That baby cow leg ripping mom cow shooting story. I mean...

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I like them just fine

you sounded pretty scornful about having a pet cow.
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I like them just fine

you sounded pretty scornful about having a pet cow.

that was mocking of the kid/kids family, not the cow. good for that cow imo.

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ya you don't learn to chain up a half-out cow fetus to your f150 in 4H

f150, pffft.  get out of here with that city truck pretty boy
Funny you say that meow meow, my dad only had International pickups, trucks, tractors and anything else made by them.  He said Chevy, Dodge and Ford were for the City Boys.   :lol:
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i'm pretty sure my cousins were in 4h or ffa or something like that.  and my uncle was definitely a real farmer.  maybe it's different in different parts of the country or different between cow farmers ranchers and plant farmers.


or maybe sd doesn't like animals.   :surprised:  :surprised:  :surprised:
FYP.  YW.
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