Author Topic: last nights dream thread... (Read 76291 times)

OK_Cat · « **Reply #75 on:** October 12, 2010, 10:25:14 AM »

Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 12, 2010, 10:24:35 AM

I had a totally mumped up dream the other night and very disconnected. It started out I was playing glof with a friend of mine but in stead of golf balls we were using basketballs. And there were like strippers and hookers all over the course. We got the the 9th hole and one of the strippers who was naked when I walked up pulled my pants down and bent over. We started to eff. Then another one came over to me and said that that girl didn't know what she was doing and so I started doing her, I blew my wad and then woke up scared to death my wife would find out.

Now I'm hiding this info on the internet so no one will ever know!

ok, jtksu

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #76 on:** October 12, 2010, 10:47:55 AM »

Quote from: Pittcat on October 12, 2010, 07:55:49 AM

Had one last night where goEMAW had a meet and greet at my Grandma's church. Almost everyone was there, most were dorks. Trim was about 15 and still waiting for puberty to hit. OK_cat was out in the hall with about ten nicotine patches on, trying to keep from punching everyone who walked in the door. MIR was played by Charlie Murphy. And no Steve Dave, it's like he didn't even exist.

Haha. I had a dream last night that I walked into work and there were 7 customers with laptops. 5 of them were on goEMAW.com. I got really nervous to introduce myself because they might PI me in real life. Then I woke up still nervous.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #77 on:** October 12, 2010, 08:15:37 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 12, 2010, 10:47:55 AM

Quote from: Pittcat on October 12, 2010, 07:55:49 AM
Had one last night where goEMAW had a meet and greet at my Grandma's church. Almost everyone was there, most were dorks. Trim was about 15 and still waiting for puberty to hit. OK_cat was out in the hall with about ten nicotine patches on, trying to keep from punching everyone who walked in the door. MIR was played by Charlie Murphy. And no Steve Dave, it's like he didn't even exist.

Haha. I had a dream last night that I walked into work and there were 7 customers with laptops. 5 of them were on goEMAW.com. I got really nervous to introduce myself because they might PI me in real life. Then I woke up still nervous.

I would like to follow this up by confirming that my dream was indeed prophetic. Arthur Brown came in today. He could definitely be an honorary adorableman.

jtksu · « **Reply #78 on:** October 12, 2010, 08:34:10 PM »

You wanna have some really mumped up dreams? Chantix. Took that crap for awhile a few years ago when I quit smoking. Crazy, vivid, and often disturbing dreams. Half the time they felt so real that they would alter my mood for like the next day.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #79 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:42:21 AM »

I'm taking some supplements that are supposed to help you sleep more soundly and make dreams more vivid. I went out and had a few drinks after the gym last night and didn't eat much of anything. I took the supplements and passed out around 1am.

In my dream I had filled my laptop with eggs by pouring them into the opened DVD/CD tray. Half awake/asleep I get up and walk towards the kitchen. I grab a skillet and spray a little pam on it and sprinkle it with pepper. At this point I don't know what to do. I don't have any eggs. I knew this was stupid but I did it anyway. I grabbed my laptop and tried shaking eggs out if it into the pan. Nothing... disappointed. I ended up having a container of egg beaters in the fridge and some spinach so I whipped up some EB and spinach. I also ate half of a banana. I woke up thinking I'd dreamed this crap but the skillet with the EB is there on the stove and half eaten banana is on the counter.

So basically I think I walked in my sleep and almost cooked my laptop.

steve dave · « **Reply #80 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:44:59 AM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on October 22, 2010, 11:42:21 AM

I'm taking some supplements that are supposed to help you sleep more soundly and make dreams more vivid. I went out and had a few drinks after the gym last night and didn't eat much of anything. I took the supplements and passed out around 1am.

In my dream I had filled my laptop with eggs by pouring them into the opened DVD/CD tray. Half awake/asleep I get up and walk towards the kitchen. I grab a skillet and spray a little pam on it and sprinkle it with pepper. At this point I don't know what to do. I don't have any eggs. I knew this was stupid but I did it anyway. I grabbed my laptop and tried shaking eggs out if it into the pan. Nothing... disappointed. I ended up having a container of egg beaters in the fridge and some spinach so I whipped up some EB and spinach. I also ate half of a banana. I woke up thinking I'd dreamed this crap but the skillet with the EB is there on the stove and half eaten banana is on the counter.

So basically I think I walked in my sleep and almost cooked my laptop.

put a knife on your bedside table tonight. Let the night go where it may.

Cire · « **Reply #81 on:** November 02, 2010, 08:40:36 AM »

1. I was In, the assassination of Jesse James movie opening scene and I bashed the dude's head in.

2. I was at a wierd High school reunion at my high school and I had a horrible shirt on and couldn't find my way around.

3. I was a football coach at my high school and I had game and couldn't find my play book and I was late to the game.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #82 on:** November 02, 2010, 12:09:25 PM »

Had this one a few days ago...

Zombies were starting to take over Kansas City, and the Chiefs had a game that night. On the radio, they said that the National Guard would be out to protect citizens wanting to go to the game, and they'd hold them back from the stadium by surrounding it with a series of tarps.

Folks were calling in to the radio saying how dangerous it was and wondered why they were playing the game. The DJamer said very nonchalantly, "Well, the games are very hard to reschedule."

There were a lot of other standard zombie things happening, but that was a highlight that stuck with me.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #83 on:** November 02, 2010, 10:10:04 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on November 02, 2010, 12:09:25 PM

Had this one a few days ago...

Zombies were starting to take over Kansas City, and the Chiefs had a game that night. On the radio, they said that the National Guard would be out to protect citizens wanting to go to the game, and they'd hold them back from the stadium by surrounding it with a series of tarps.

Folks were calling in to the radio saying how dangerous it was and wondered why they were playing the game. The DJamer said very nonchalantly, "Well, the games are very hard to reschedule."

There were a lot of other standard zombie things happening, but that was a highlight that stuck with me.

Lol.

On an unrelated note, I have a reoccurring dream where one or multiple of my tattoos disappear, fall off, or get washed off. Since I've had so many of them, I recently have been coming to the conclusion that I understand that this is impossible. Soon I should be lucid dreaming. I'll keep you posted.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #84 on:** November 02, 2010, 11:09:06 PM »

I feel compelled to share the weirdest dream I ever had.

I was a kid, and I was walking around the neighborhood until I got picked up in a tractor beam a la "Fire in the Sky". The tractor beam pulls me up in to an Imperial Star Destroyer, like the one ship was in Star Wars. As soon as I get inside, it's a sporting goods store. I wander around, and I see Storm Troopers walking around and tending to the stuff all over the store. One guy is messing with golf clubs. The other guy is messing with the baseball stuff. I then have to go take a leak, and when I get into the stall (I was a kid at the time...), I hear Darth Vader breathing. I'm scared shitless, so I hide stand on top of the toilet so he can't find me. As soon as he took his dump, he left, and I woke up.

Today, this is the strangest goddamn dream I've ever had. It may not seem so strange, but until you see a rough ridin' Storm Trooper arranging irons while muzak plays in the background, you haven't seen crap.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #85 on:** November 18, 2010, 12:06:51 PM »

last time i slept(Tuesday night.....big paper....drug aided) i dreamed i was beating the crap out of a kid who i haven't seen since elementary school. after a bit i decided enough was enough so i pistol whipped him and blew his brains out with a .357 mag

when i walked up him he had morphed into Huge Upside, which was a pleasant suprise. with the help of tyler hughes and Scary Smart i cut him up and threw him into a bowl of jell-o. we then ran CoD style through the streets until we found a chicken coop and tossed him in for the chickens to eat. a while later i decided it would be better to just throw him in the river so i picked him up and drove over to the smoky hill river and tossed him in.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?

Pittcat · « **Reply #86 on:** November 18, 2010, 12:10:39 PM »

Quote from: Ging on November 18, 2010, 12:06:51 PM

last time i slept(Tuesday night.....big paper....drug aided) i dreamed i was beating the crap out of a kid who i haven't seen since elementary school. after a bit i decided enough was enough so i pistol whipped him and blew his brains out with a .357 mag when i walked up him he had morphed into Huge Upside, which was a pleasant suprise. with the help of tyler hughes and Scary Smart i cut him up and threw him into a bowl of jell-o. we then ran CoD style through the streets until we found a chicken coop and tossed him in for the chickens to eat. a while later i decided it would be better to just throw him in the river so i picked him up and drove over to the smoky hill river and tossed him in.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?

I think it either means you were EXTREMELY jealous of that kid in elementary school, or that you had an uncle who touched you inappropriately.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #87 on:** November 18, 2010, 12:27:40 PM »

Quote from: Pittcat on November 18, 2010, 12:10:39 PM

Quote from: Ging on November 18, 2010, 12:06:51 PM
last time i slept(Tuesday night.....big paper....drug aided) i dreamed i was beating the crap out of a kid who i haven't seen since elementary school. after a bit i decided enough was enough so i pistol whipped him and blew his brains out with a .357 mag when i walked up him he had morphed into Huge Upside, which was a pleasant suprise. with the help of tyler hughes and Scary Smart i cut him up and threw him into a bowl of jell-o. we then ran CoD style through the streets until we found a chicken coop and tossed him in for the chickens to eat. a while later i decided it would be better to just throw him in the river so i picked him up and drove over to the smoky hill river and tossed him in.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?

I think it either means you were EXTREMELY jealous of that kid in elementary school, or that you had an uncle who touched you inappropriately.

that was a terrible reading.

Pittcat · « **Reply #88 on:** November 18, 2010, 12:33:11 PM »

You asked.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #89 on:** November 18, 2010, 04:26:17 PM »

Shopping for protein bars, couldn't find any on sale. Had to pay regs price.

felix rex · « **Reply #90 on:** November 18, 2010, 06:15:46 PM »

I tried to "re-enter" a good dream after my alarm clock woke me up this morning. Was not successful. Oddly, it was more or less a nightmare, but I like scary movies and my imagination is pretty fantastic (this one had like three subplots and a surprise cameo). Plus, I'm almost always aware when I'm dreaming, so my nightmares are scary like a roller coaster.

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #91 on:** November 18, 2010, 06:41:26 PM »

My brother fought Jet Li in a televised fight from Las Vegas. Had to be taken out on a stretcher.

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #92 on:** November 19, 2010, 07:13:47 AM »

mark sanchez and i flew to cali and painted the town red.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #93 on:** December 01, 2010, 09:26:50 AM »

Last night I had a dream that I went back to school at K-State and answered an ad looking for a roommate. Well I moved in with 3 guys who seemed pretty cool and we were draiving through Aggieville and we saw a sign for a party, but one of the guys said man we can't go because that is the same day as the cincypak. I was all

these guys know about pak'n? Come to find out it was reidrolled and Dlew. (no homo) Don't know who the 3rd guy was but I'm sure he is also on the board. They were all kind of geeky and I would never hang out with them in real life obviously.

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #94 on:** December 01, 2010, 09:39:46 AM »

Last night: Lindsey Vonn and Julia Mancuso fighting each other on a ski slope (PG-rated). Not sure how that got into my head.

(Forgot about this until I saw this thread on the top of the page.)

MeatSauce · « **Reply #95 on:** December 01, 2010, 10:16:16 AM »

3x in the past month I've had [different] dreams that I lose all the teeth on the left side of my lower jaw and then I wake up and have to make sure they're still there.

CHONGS · « **Reply #96 on:** December 01, 2010, 10:41:26 AM »

Quote from: MeatSauce on December 01, 2010, 10:16:16 AM

3x in the past month I've had [different] dreams that I lose all the teeth on the left side of my lower jaw and then I wake up and have to make sure they're still there.

This is a bad augury...

parrot14 · « **Reply #97 on:** December 01, 2010, 08:42:14 PM »

Had a dream that I was dreaming in another dream. God damn Inception

krazykat · « **Reply #98 on:** December 22, 2010, 05:19:21 PM »

won a yellow corvette in some sort of holiday sweepstakes. drove it to buffalo wild wings to watch the boise st -vs- utah game. but yet i was cheering for north texas. what does this mean?!?!?!

CHONGS · « **Reply #99 on:** December 22, 2010, 05:36:20 PM »

A couple of weeks ago I dreamed that I was putting small pointed hollow glass tubes (about 4 inches long) into my ears so I could hear better. The sensation of it breaking my eardrum was crazy.