Author Topic: Shredding: NOT ABOUT LETTUCE, SITUPS, OR DESTROYING DOCUMENTS, BUT AXE KICKING  (Read 8052 times)

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As you all know I am a bit of a guitarista, but I haven't had a chance to use the axe in a while.  Last night I dusted "Alyssa" off and laid down a few licks.  Lemme know what you think.  Be brutally honest: do I still have it?

Warm up and practice:



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« Last Edit: April 16, 2010, 10:59:40 AM by Chingon »

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Re: Shredding
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2010, 10:53:59 AM »
i thought this thread was going to be about lettuce. 


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Shredding
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2010, 10:55:07 AM »
Christ, popped this open expecting some tips on sit ups.

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Re: Shredding
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2010, 10:58:34 AM »
Thought this thread was about whether or not you use a shredder to cut up important personal/financial information containing documents before throwing away.  (I don't, just rip it up a bunch but no machine)

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Re: Shredding: NOT ABOUT LETTUCE OR SITUPS, BUT AXE KICKING
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2010, 11:02:21 AM »
Thought I might be forwarding this thread to my pal Tony Hawk.  What a bummer.

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Misread title.  Was hoping for tips on how to stop shedding.  My Siberian Husky is blowing his winter coat right now.

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Was hoping this thread would be about Master Shredder.

:dunno:

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Was hoping this thread would be about Master Shredder.

:dunno:
You what's funny?  That's my stage name for my band.  Well just Shredder that is.  I wear those arm things he wears (I have plastic ones from a costume).

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When are you going to talk about my ass after I leave Qdoba's?    :flush:

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Wow, thought this would be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles discussion. Egg on my face. :embarrassed:
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Wow, thought this would be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles discussion. Egg on my face. :embarrassed:

WE ALREADY DID THAT ONE!

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Wow, thought this would be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles discussion. Egg on my face. :embarrassed:

WE ALREADY DID THAT ONE!

It can't happen to more than one person??  I see what kind of place this is.... :frown:
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Wow, thought this would be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles discussion. Egg on my face. :embarrassed:

WE ALREADY DID THAT ONE!

It can't happen to more than one person??  I see what kind of place this is.... :frown:

sorry bro, carry on

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Re: Shredding
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2010, 12:21:47 PM »
I forgot to put in my contacts today so when I opened this I thought I was reading a thread about sledding.  Got all excited by the title, didn't even really read the rest of the thread before hopping on an elite flight to MHK.  Upon arriving, I went to my rents' house and dragged all my cold-weather gear out of the crawl space, put it on, and had my dad drive me out to Cico Hill.  Now I am just up here in my snowsuit sweating my balls off and texting the update to this thread, looking forlornly at the diving board and wondering if they're gonna fill the pool up today so I can cool off with a dip.  Boy, what a day.   :embarrassed:
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chings, you're pretty good.  nice job.

have you been in a band?

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chings, you're pretty good.  nice job.

have you been in a band?
Yeah for a while, we were called Turtles vs Shredder.  We did a lot of glam covers and some of our own crap.  Opened once for Poison Overdose (the preeminent Poison cover band in the world).  Had to quit, the rock life was killing me.

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God damn Chingon, I'm like...trying to get that good. What kind of axe do you have?

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Ibanez Prestige RG1570

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Ibanez Prestige RG1570

Awesome, I actually almost bought one of those. Instead I got this:


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I've been told I have the fingers of a pianist.  :users:

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I've been told I have the fingers of a pianist.  :users:
I have been told I have a pianist like a finger :frown:

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I've been told I have the fingers of a pianist.  :users:
I have been told I have a pianist like a finger :frown:
pfft

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no marty mcfly.

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also you get a little loose on some of those runs, the only thing that is saving you is that distortion. normally this is where i would say it is one of the worst sounding distortions ever, but i recognize there is an entire following of guitar players that love this metallic sound on the highs and muddied lows. to me the whole sound of it is techie and i can't stand it, but agree to disagree.

did like the bit you did with the delay.