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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #150 on: December 30, 2014, 12:01:04 AM »
I like my flap jacks on the verge of soggy with butter and butter flavored syrup.

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #151 on: December 30, 2014, 12:01:21 AM »
i freeze all my food in ice cube trays and eat it solid

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #152 on: December 30, 2014, 12:01:54 AM »
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #153 on: December 30, 2014, 12:02:12 AM »
i freeze all my food in ice cube trays and eat it solid

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« Reply #154 on: December 30, 2014, 12:02:15 AM »
hot and sour soup Popsicles are a fave of mine

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #155 on: December 30, 2014, 12:05:21 AM »
I can't stand any moisture in my oatmeal.  When it comes out of the microwave after 30 minutes its just a solid lump of wood. 

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #156 on: December 30, 2014, 12:07:04 AM »
I am OK with the taste of Oatmeal, but the texture is very off putting... Oatmeal cubes?
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #157 on: December 30, 2014, 12:08:19 AM »

I am OK with the taste of Oatmeal, but the texture is very off putting... Oatmeal cubes?

eat it dry and wash it down with water?

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #158 on: December 30, 2014, 12:10:12 AM »
brown sugar oatmeal is good, every other flavor is rough ridin' gross and should not be consumed

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #159 on: December 30, 2014, 12:11:35 AM »

I am OK with the taste of Oatmeal, but the texture is very off putting... Oatmeal cubes?

eat it dry and wash it down with water?

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #160 on: December 30, 2014, 12:12:44 AM »
i customized that for you, milk-free

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #161 on: December 30, 2014, 12:14:23 AM »
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #162 on: December 30, 2014, 01:03:56 AM »
Eighteen63 late night b&g! What a great time in Aggieville history

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #163 on: December 30, 2014, 07:01:13 AM »
Sour cream all over your burrito, sausage gravy all over your biscuit, and floppy wet disintegrating flakes in your cereal bowl. Just three peas in a soggy pod

I already posted that I don't like cereal if you would bother to read before you come in here and try to eff up my b&g fanclub thread. Step off and go start a b&g haters thread, hater. #BLOCKED

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #164 on: December 30, 2014, 08:49:55 AM »
when someone tells me that gravy makes biscuits soggy, that's when i know that they've never actually eaten biscuits and gravy and are just pretending like they have in order to fit in and not look rubesque.

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #165 on: December 30, 2014, 08:52:15 AM »
or rubenesque


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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #166 on: December 30, 2014, 08:54:48 AM »
oh yeah oh yeah. eggs benedict? well they are just a little to eggy for my palate my good man if you know what i mean but hey you go ahead and eat them.

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #167 on: December 30, 2014, 08:56:21 AM »
lamborghinis, you ask? well sure i guess but the mrs and i prefer a nice maybach with all of the aforementioned here for too handling issues of the former.

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #168 on: December 30, 2014, 09:35:55 AM »
^ tries too hard to be eggy

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #169 on: December 30, 2014, 01:00:04 PM »
sorry i missed your post, mocat.  you are a good poster and eat biscuits the right way.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #170 on: December 30, 2014, 01:02:56 PM »
lamborghinis, you ask? well sure i guess but the mrs and i prefer a nice maybach with all of the aforementioned here for too handling issues of the former.

i saw a maybach parked outside of a dingy $40/night motel in buttonwillow, ca.  it really took me aback.  i had to google the insignia to figure out what kind of automobile it was.
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #171 on: December 30, 2014, 01:04:51 PM »
i mean are you even fisting me right now with this garbage?  :Yuck:


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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #172 on: December 30, 2014, 01:05:45 PM »
i never thought i would encounter people like this

what do you make your guests for breakfast on sunday morning? a dry rough ridin' biscuit?

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #173 on: December 30, 2014, 01:08:08 PM »
This has to be a ruse. I don't believe it.
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #174 on: December 30, 2014, 01:08:42 PM »
i already told you what i make for breakfast