Why is KSU hoops this bad?

[slucat]

We have a lot of new guys learning their roles.  I think we will gel and get pretty decent, but stumble in big games due to lack of overall leadership. I agree that missing DJamer is a pretty big blow.  I still think we make the torn-a-ment.

[EMAWican]

It's hard for the cake to raise when Weber forgets to put the baking chowder in.   

[Skipper44]

We definitely defend like a bunch of cake eaters

[slimz]

Revised w/ confidential oscar ratings:

PLAYER ANALYSIS

Entire Season
Jevon Thomas: Tasty
Nino Williams: Tasty
Hopper: Tasty
Marcus Foster: Rising
Thomas Gipson: Rising
Tre Harris: Rising
Big Meat: Needs Time
Nigel Johnson: Needs Time
Westicles: Needs Time
Malek Harris: Not cake

[pvegs]

We appear to be gutless and lazy. Perhaps oscar should threaten to burn down a player's house with his family inside and see how that works.

[chuckjames]

I think I'm gonna give every game a cake grade now, but working on the scale. Red Velvet is obviously the best and will be the best grade. Whatever cakes are there? Please help with my scale.

[Gooch]

I think I'm gonna give every game a cake grade now, but working on the scale. Red Velvet is obviously the best and will be the best grade. Whatever cakes are there? Please help with my scale.

Too subjective. Carrot cake is tops in my book.

[CHONGS]

I think I'm gonna give every game a cake grade now, but working on the scale. Red Velvet is obviously the best and will be the best grade. Whatever cakes are there? Please help with my scale.

Too subjective. Carrot cake is tops in my book.

This guy gets it.

carrot is the KING of cakes

[Yard Dog]

I suggest a scale looking something like:

Better Than Sex
Carrot
Red Velvet
Chocolate Molten
Ice Cream
Wedding
Pineapple Upside Down
Angel Food
Pound
Fruit

[kslim]

my instant analysis says we put our eggs in the Hopper basket and the bottom fell out

[chuckjames]

I suggest a scale looking something like:

Better Than Sex
Carrot
Red Velvet
Chocolate Molten
Ice Cream
Wedding
Pineapple Upside Down
Angel Food
Pound
Fruit

I will be using this as the scale, without the better than sex, because i dont believe that is an actual cake. Here is to a carrot cake game tonight guys!!!

[CNS]

my instant analysis says we put our eggs in the Hopper basket and the bottom fell out

Edwards Upside Down Cake!

[Spracne]

Maybe oscar left the cake out in the rain.

[Yard Dog]

chuckjames this is a link to a better than sex cake recipe if you were curious:

http://tinyurl.com/lahl8ru

[chuckjames]

chuckjames this is a link to a better than sex cake recipe if you were curious:

http://tinyurl.com/lahl8ru

dont like anything in that so nope, not using it. Thanks for the scale tho.

[Katpappy]

I suggest a scale looking something like:

Better Than Sex
Carrot
Red Velvet
Chocolate Molten
Ice Cream
Wedding
Pineapple Upside Down
Angel Food
Pound
Fruit

Eff your cake scale; any cake scale without German Chocolate Cake W/ Butter Cream Frosting doesn't count for crap. 

[Katpappy]

Also where's the White Cake!!! 

[Spracne]

I think Urinal should be below Fruit.

[Yard Dog]

I suggest a scale looking something like:

Better Than Sex
Carrot
Red Velvet
Chocolate Molten
Ice Cream
Wedding
Pineapple Upside Down
Angel Food
Pound
Fruit

Eff your cake scale; any cake scale without German Chocolate Cake W/ Butter Cream Frosting doesn't count for crap.

I left off my favorite too: Poke cake with Strawberry Jello and Cream Cheese Frosting.  I tried to eliminate things that were at the same level. Are there like 300 cakes that could go in this scale? Probably. Can we use all of them? No.

[Katpappy]

I think Urinal should be below Fruit.

Piss on that!  We're not talking squawk cake here. 

[Yard Dog]

Revised Cake ranking system:

Carrot
Red Velvet
Chocolate Molten
Ice Cream
German Chocolate
Wedding
Pineapple Upside Down
Angel Food
White
Pound
Fruit
Urinal

[Spracne]

I think Urinal should be below Fruit.

Piss on that!  We're not talking squawk cake here. 

ureal jerk, ya know it?

[Katpappy]

I suggest a scale looking something like:

Better Than Sex
Carrot
Red Velvet
Chocolate Molten
Ice Cream
Wedding
Pineapple Upside Down
Angel Food
Pound
Fruit

Eff your cake scale; any cake scale without German Chocolate Cake W/ Butter Cream Frosting doesn't count for crap.

I left off my favorite too: Poke cake with Strawberry Jello and Cream Cheese Frosting.  I tried to eliminate things that were at the same level. Are there like 300 cakes that could go in this scale? Probably. Can we use all of them? No.

And why not???  Is it because you're lazy like our players. 

[CHONGS]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cakes

[Katpappy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cakes

Thanks Chingon; now that you gave DC the tools, do you think DC will put them to good use.