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I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:32:45 PM »
My old dog finally went to milkbone heaven.  I am not going to pay $200 for some nervous inbred prized dog.  There are no ads in the paper for free dogs.  Animal resucers want you to pay to have your dog nuetered.  I want a full mean ass male dog that loves killing possums and coons.  I get tired of political correctness.  My old dog stayed home and never went hunting for a whore hound.  I bet Bo Obama had his wallies hacked off.  Probably the reason why he is the stupidist first dog ever.  I bet Barney Bush had his honkers, and is why he bit and growled at reporters.


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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2014, 09:45:04 PM »
Well said

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2014, 09:46:09 PM »
renocat, take it to the . . .   oh.  sorry for your loss

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2014, 09:57:19 PM »
Your dog is in hell

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2014, 10:20:04 PM »
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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2014, 10:52:34 PM »
people don't put ads in the paper anymore, renocat.  all the free dogs are on craigslist.
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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2014, 11:46:31 PM »
Is there a Craigslist for South Hutchinson or do you just use Wichita?

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2014, 07:46:56 AM »
I have a major badass half coyote half wolf dog with his testicles but I think he is gay.  Is that ok?

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2014, 10:04:48 AM »
I have a major badass half coyote half wolf dog with his testicles but I think he is gay.  Is that ok?
Thanks for the offer.  Never had a gay dog, especially a nasty one.  My luck I would wake some morning with crazed PETArs in my yard yekking that I forced a gay dog to kill wild critters.  My country neighbors may shun me = we are backward folks.  If a gay dog does not have a male dog to romance will he take out his lust on cats or pant legs?  Can't deal with dead molested cats or big cleaning bills.

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2014, 10:08:28 AM »
You seem like a pretty great Christian, I bet you could pray it right out of him.

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2014, 10:20:05 AM »
You seem like a pretty great Christian, I bet you could pray it right out of him.
God can work mircles!  This thread has the makings of either a feel good movie or a crap scare movie.  It just needs a theme, plot and title.   Old yellar, Cujo, or Homeward Bound.  Pit posters jump with your ideas.

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2014, 11:32:25 AM »
You post a lot

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2014, 11:36:45 AM »
So do you
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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2014, 11:38:26 AM »
So do you

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2014, 01:37:45 PM »
I think I figured out who renocat is.
My winning smile and can-do attitude.

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2014, 09:50:02 PM »
I think I figured out who renocat is.

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2014, 10:25:18 PM »
I think I figured out who renocat is.
I never thought he was a sock until this post. But it makes sense. I'm interested. Disclose, please.

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2014, 01:01:10 AM »
It's seven, obviously.

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2014, 09:35:04 AM »
It's seven, obviously.

Although that sequence of posting made it look that way, my research shows  a 0% chance of the accounts of renocat and libliblibliblibliblib being controlled by the same individual.
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2014, 09:37:07 AM »
Kinda funny that lib7 didn't protest though, wore it like a badge of honor.
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2014, 10:45:13 AM »
I'm not creative enough
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite