Author Topic: I want a cheap dog with nuts! (Read 2486 times)

renocat · « **on:** November 21, 2014, 09:32:45 PM »

My old dog finally went to milkbone heaven. I am not going to pay $200 for some nervous inbred prized dog. There are no ads in the paper for free dogs. Animal resucers want you to pay to have your dog nuetered. I want a full mean ass male dog that loves killing possums and coons. I get tired of political correctness. My old dog stayed home and never went hunting for a whore hound. I bet Bo Obama had his wallies hacked off. Probably the reason why he is the stupidist first dog ever. I bet Barney Bush had his honkers, and is why he bit and growled at reporters.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** November 21, 2014, 09:45:04 PM »

Well said

Tobias · « **Reply #2 on:** November 21, 2014, 09:46:09 PM »

renocat, take it to the . . . oh. sorry for your loss

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #3 on:** November 21, 2014, 09:57:19 PM »

Your dog is in hell

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #4 on:** November 21, 2014, 10:20:04 PM »

C'sourky

sys · « **Reply #5 on:** November 21, 2014, 10:52:34 PM »

people don't put ads in the paper anymore, renocat. all the free dogs are on craigslist.

hjfklmor · « **Reply #6 on:** November 21, 2014, 11:46:31 PM »

Is there a Craigslist for South Hutchinson or do you just use Wichita?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2014, 07:46:56 AM »

I have a major badass half coyote half wolf dog with his testicles but I think he is gay. Is that ok?

renocat · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2014, 10:04:48 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2014, 07:46:56 AM

I have a major badass half coyote half wolf dog with his testicles but I think he is gay. Is that ok?

Thanks for the offer. Never had a gay dog, especially a nasty one. My luck I would wake some morning with crazed PETArs in my yard yekking that I forced a gay dog to kill wild critters. My country neighbors may shun me = we are backward folks. If a gay dog does not have a male dog to romance will he take out his lust on cats or pant legs? Can't deal with dead molested cats or big cleaning bills.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2014, 10:08:28 AM »

You seem like a pretty great Christian, I bet you could pray it right out of him.

renocat · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2014, 10:20:05 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2014, 10:08:28 AM

You seem like a pretty great Christian, I bet you could pray it right out of him.

God can work mircles! This thread has the makings of either a feel good movie or a crap scare movie. It just needs a theme, plot and title. Old yellar, Cujo, or Homeward Bound. Pit posters jump with your ideas.

Benja · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2014, 11:32:25 AM »

You post a lot

star seed 7 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 22, 2014, 11:36:45 AM »

So do you

Benja · « **Reply #13 on:** November 22, 2014, 11:38:26 AM »

So do you

Spracne · « **Reply #14 on:** November 22, 2014, 01:37:45 PM »

I think I figured out who renocat is.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #15 on:** November 22, 2014, 09:50:02 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on November 22, 2014, 01:37:45 PM

I think I figured out who renocat is.

PM

slobber · « **Reply #16 on:** November 22, 2014, 10:25:18 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on November 22, 2014, 01:37:45 PM

I think I figured out who renocat is.

I never thought he was a sock until this post. But it makes sense. I'm interested. Disclose, please.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2014, 01:01:10 AM »

It's seven, obviously.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2014, 09:35:04 AM »

Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on November 23, 2014, 01:01:10 AM

It's seven, obviously.

Although that sequence of posting made it look that way, my research shows a 0% chance of the accounts of renocat and libliblibliblibliblib being controlled by the same individual.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2014, 09:37:07 AM »

Kinda funny that lib7 didn't protest though, wore it like a badge of honor.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 23, 2014, 10:45:13 AM »

I'm not creative enough