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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1075 on: December 22, 2014, 11:35:56 AM »
This single biggest downside to Sean is that if he comes in and does the 7-5, 8-4 thing consistently, he will be here for 20 years doing that...he'd never be fired (seriously, what would it take..a New AD and two straight no-bowl seasons or soemthing like that), he'd never quit...we'd be good, but not Nationally relevant...in FBS Purgatory

The way I see it, there are are 7 possible outcomes with our new coach, and how likely they are to happen.

1) Sean is the hire and he is soon to be referred to as LHCSS because he is a chip off the old block (5%)
2) Sean is the hire and he is great at getting the 'Cats bowl eligible, bad at winning big games and/or titles (25%)
3) Sean is the hire and he is a total clown of a coach (5%)
4) Arkansas State type Coach Guy comes in and is awesome, leading KSU to contention for playoff bids 3 of his first 4 years, and despite the offers that come flooding into his agents mailbox, he chooses not to leave in <5 years for the SEC or USC, or NEB, or insert "Traditional Power" here  for more national prestige and more $$ despite falling in love with everything there is to love about MHK (1%)
5) Arkansas State type Coach Guy comes in and is awesome, and when his mailbox fills with offers, he decides he wants the prestige and $$ that comes with a USC, LSU, etc type of job and uses KSU as a stepping stone to get the "traditional power" job (25%)
6) Arkansas State type Coach Guy comes in and is meh...few bowl eligible seasons, but no real title contentions...fired within 5-6 years or becomes a lifer leading us to a dozen or more years of Maaco Bowls (20%)
7) Arkansas State type Coach Guy comes in and makes us long for the days of Ron Prince...terrible coach that sets the program back a decade with no LHCBS to hire to calm the waters this time around (10%)

Can't wait for all the  :flush: responses this gets  :jerk:

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1076 on: December 22, 2014, 11:38:56 AM »
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1077 on: December 22, 2014, 11:40:52 AM »
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1078 on: December 22, 2014, 11:41:19 AM »
7 possible outcomes

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1079 on: December 22, 2014, 11:46:06 AM »
That all made perfect sense to him.  Figured it right the eff out.
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1080 on: December 22, 2014, 11:48:20 AM »
That all made perfect sense to him.  Figured it right the eff out.

It was def. a "get EMAWSOME on my radar" type post

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1081 on: December 22, 2014, 11:56:30 AM »
My bad.

Bill Sucks

Sean Sucks

We need to hire some young good looking guy like Klingsbury that will give us shiny chrome helmets that we can jerk eachother off over, what could go wrong.

Now that I'm back in lock step with the hive mind, you can stop mocking me. I don't know what came over me

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1082 on: December 22, 2014, 11:59:06 AM »
kick their asses EMAWesome

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1083 on: December 22, 2014, 12:03:03 PM »
kick their asses EMAWesome

I can't at the moment, my hands are full because I'm jerking off to pictures of Kingsbury and Chrome helmets with powercats drawn on them...I got my mind right

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1084 on: December 22, 2014, 12:04:50 PM »
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1085 on: December 22, 2014, 12:07:23 PM »
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1086 on: December 22, 2014, 12:12:55 PM »
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It's kind of like this, except I have a look of wonderment and sadness at how Texas Tech could have a more handsome, hipster coach than we do as opposed to the look of meh that this little green guy has

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1087 on: December 22, 2014, 12:13:43 PM »
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1088 on: December 22, 2014, 12:14:08 PM »
how do you assholes feel now

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1089 on: December 22, 2014, 12:17:58 PM »
how do you assholes feel now

relaxed and ready for a nap?

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1090 on: December 22, 2014, 12:19:11 PM »
how do you assholes feel now

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1091 on: December 22, 2014, 12:19:44 PM »
What about the other 9%?

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1092 on: December 22, 2014, 12:20:05 PM »
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1093 on: December 22, 2014, 12:21:37 PM »
What about the other 9%?

Kliff Kingsbury

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1094 on: December 22, 2014, 12:22:57 PM »
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1095 on: December 22, 2014, 12:24:23 PM »
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1096 on: December 22, 2014, 12:32:00 PM »
What about the other 9%?
Derick Hammes.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1098 on: December 22, 2014, 02:46:10 PM »
Finally someone sees what I have seen in Sean for quite a long time.

go on...

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1099 on: December 22, 2014, 02:46:25 PM »
Finally someone sees what I have seen in Sean for quite a long time.

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