Author Topic: post here when someone decides to run for president in 2016 (Read 71065 times)

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #525 on:** June 04, 2015, 07:17:01 PM »

Dick Perry

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #526 on:** June 05, 2015, 09:46:15 AM »

Breaking news: NYT digs back nearly 20 years, discovers that Marco Rubio has received 4 traffic tickets during that time.

Should he withdraw?! http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/06/05/marco-rubio-and-his-wife-cited-17-times-for-traffic-infractions-2/?_r=0

I, for one, am not sure I want this menace to public safety in the White House.

In other news, Hillary Clinton has not driven a car in 20 years.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #527 on:** June 05, 2015, 10:52:21 AM »

Rick Perry has military experience and loves dogs. People will be lining up to vote for him.

Spracne · « **Reply #528 on:** June 05, 2015, 11:01:35 AM »

Look at that dork. Richard definitely got handsomer with age. Do you think that fresh-faced cadet had any idea the wonders that his future would unfurl before him? Dare a youth dream so big?

CNS · « **Reply #529 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:26:21 PM »

Man, his song has everything. That is absolutely fantastic.

Yard Dog · « **Reply #530 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:30:39 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on June 05, 2015, 10:52:21 AM

Rick Perry has military experience and loves dogs. People will be lining up to vote for him.

Bobby Newport knows that loving dogs is key to winning elections.

Benja · « **Reply #531 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:38:27 PM »

On a scale of one to ten how much does it even matter who's president

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #532 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:50:37 PM »

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 04:38:27 PM

On a scale of one to ten how much does it even matter who's president

4

Yard Dog · « **Reply #533 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:55:46 PM »

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 04:38:27 PM

On a scale of one to ten how much does it even matter who's president

5 ish?

From a very cynical view point all they need to be is the proper image for the country. Tall, intimidating, well spoken. (Something say a Bernie Sanders or Rand Paul wouldn't be very good at)

They also need a tertiary understanding of the law. Intelligence doesn't hurt.

It is way more important that we elect a senate and house of reps that know what they are doing.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #534 on:** June 05, 2015, 09:41:00 PM »

Looks like Rubio is done. NYT has sent an investigative reporter down to Florida to dig up the dirt on him and his wife,

star seed 7 · « **Reply #535 on:** June 05, 2015, 09:41:57 PM »

teach me how to lukie

bones129 · « **Reply #536 on:** June 05, 2015, 09:56:35 PM »

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #537 on:** June 06, 2015, 12:22:57 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on June 05, 2015, 09:41:57 PM

teach me how to lukie

I was busy at work today

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #538 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:26:22 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on June 05, 2015, 09:41:57 PM

teach me how to lukie

Nice

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #539 on:** June 06, 2015, 10:30:46 AM »

Best campaign money launderer wins, so it pretty much looks like this right now, Secretariat is Hillary

https://youtu.be/V18ui3Rtjz4?t=1m36s

star seed 7 · « **Reply #540 on:** June 06, 2015, 12:26:51 PM »

'bias, mind sharing that jelly burrito with dax?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #541 on:** June 06, 2015, 12:47:56 PM »

Rubio is best looking, that means he wins right?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #542 on:** June 06, 2015, 05:01:19 PM »

Wut was that ClostedRushLimbaugh?

renocat · « **Reply #543 on:** June 06, 2015, 05:02:50 PM »

I wish these Bush gnats would fly away and die. We don't need a good looking smooth special class of person for President. We need someone with value and ideas. Someone who is willing to get into a nut kicking fight with Putin, willing to ram chopsticks up the Chinese noses, and scare the hell out of Isis and Kim Me Dung.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #544 on:** June 06, 2015, 06:23:18 PM »

Quote from: renocat on June 06, 2015, 05:02:50 PM

I wish these Bush gnats would fly away and die. We don't need a good looking smooth special class of person for President. We need someone with value and ideas. Someone who is willing to get into a nut kicking fight with Putin, willing to ram chopsticks up the Chinese noses, and scare the hell out of Isis and Kim Me Dung.

So you don't like Rubio?

renocat · « **Reply #545 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:12:03 PM »

Rubio is a close second, but the Bushman's record as Florida governor proves he has the chops to.be President. I WANT SOMEONE WITH EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE unlike #*@+!!! And €¥#@$##.

Yard Dog · « **Reply #546 on:** June 08, 2015, 11:46:49 AM »

Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on June 05, 2015, 09:41:00 PM

Looks like Rubio is done. NYT has sent an investigative reporter down to Florida to dig up the dirt on him and his wife,

How in the world is that news? In no way does that effect his ability to govern and, to be fair, as president he wouldn't be the one driving.

Rubio's height on the other hand. . .not quite presidential IMO.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #547 on:** June 08, 2015, 11:54:59 AM »

Quote from: renocat on June 06, 2015, 07:12:03 PM

Rubio is a close second, but the Bushman's record as Florida governor proves he has the chops to.be President. I WANT SOMEONE WITH EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE unlike #*@+!!! And €¥#@$##.

Americans are so stupid, they will only vote for the best looking. it is a beauty contest.

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #548 on:** June 08, 2015, 01:49:09 PM »

Quote from: Yard Dog on June 08, 2015, 11:46:49 AM

Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on June 05, 2015, 09:41:00 PM
Looks like Rubio is done. NYT has sent an investigative reporter down to Florida to dig up the dirt on him and his wife,

How in the world is that news? In no way does that effect his ability to govern and, to be fair, as president he wouldn't be the one driving.

Rubio's height on the other hand. . .not quite presidential IMO.

It's an amazing hit piece on so many different levels. For one, it appears to have been fed to the NYT by "American Bridge" - a Democrat oppo research firm - but the NYT didn't report that.

Second, I guess getting 4 tickets over a span of 19 years just wasn't bad enough (that's actually pretty good, right?), so the article combined Rubio's record with his wife's to get to 17. The twitterverse has had a lot of fun concocting fake headlines of a similar vein. My favorites so far are "Together, Rubio and Napoleon Conquered Most of Europe" and "Together, Rubio and Columbia Produce Most of the World's Cocaine". I would maybe add, "Together, Rubio and Ted Kennedy Once Drowned a Girl While Drunk Driving".

Third, has the NYT's preferred candidate even driven a car in the past two decades years?

8manpick · « **Reply #549 on:** June 08, 2015, 02:47:27 PM »

The obsession with Hilary not driving is weird. Why does it matter?