Here's my frat house starting 5:
PG- Acacia. Smart guys, not going to score 20 points a game but they'll knock down some late game free throws and play good defense against fat chicks.
SG- Sig Ep. Could go off for 30 and win the game for you, or could creep out all the girls at the party and pass out in the front yard.
SF- Beta. This guy is gonna get the job done. He's your most disciplined defender and rebounder, and he's got a steady girlfriend so hes scoring every game.
PF- TKE. These guys are hungry. They wanna score every time they touch the ball but will probably foul out for being too aggessive with the ladies.
C- PIKE. Awkward, gangly weirdo who will run the floor hard but probably punch all of his teammates because he is "misunderstood." Gets no poon.