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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #50 on: November 12, 2014, 12:38:00 PM »
Pike is one of the worst houses on campus.

I love frat vs. frat rivalries. One of the things I miss about college. "Oh man (insert frat) is sooooo douchey. Oh man Dorm rats are the WOOOOOOOOOORST." etc

I'd say the overall consensus among the greek community is that Pike sucks.

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #51 on: November 12, 2014, 12:46:14 PM »
pike does not suck as a matter of fact what famous hollywood elite actor do you think once was a pike also on tv show named modern family?

also if the DU guys were all at the pike house partying like rockstars then who was at the DU house guarding their blocks of cheese from fat message board owners?


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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #52 on: November 12, 2014, 12:56:53 PM »
Here's my frat house starting 5:

PG- Acacia. Smart guys, not going to score 20 points a game but they'll knock down some late game free throws and play good defense against fat chicks.
SG- Sig Ep. Could go off for 30 and win the game for you, or could creep out all the girls at the party and pass out in the front yard.
SF- Beta. This guy is gonna get the job done. He's your most disciplined defender and rebounder, and he's got a steady girlfriend so hes scoring every game.
PF- TKE. These guys are hungry. They wanna score every time they touch the ball but will probably foul out for being too aggessive with the ladies.
C- PIKE. Awkward, gangly weirdo who will run the floor hard but probably punch all of his teammates because he is "misunderstood." Gets no poon.

I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #53 on: November 12, 2014, 01:03:13 PM »
Here's my frat house starting 5:

PG- Acacia. Smart guys, not going to score 20 points a game but they'll knock down some late game free throws and play good defense against fat chicks.
SG- Sig Ep. Could go off for 30 and win the game for you, or could creep out all the girls at the party and pass out in the front yard.
SF- Beta. This guy is gonna get the job done. He's your most disciplined defender and rebounder, and he's got a steady girlfriend so hes scoring every game.
PF- TKE. These guys are hungry. They wanna score every time they touch the ball but will probably foul out for being too aggessive with the ladies.
C- PIKE. Awkward, gangly weirdo who will run the floor hard but probably punch all of his teammates because he is "misunderstood." Gets no poon.
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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #54 on: November 12, 2014, 01:24:48 PM »
There was a DU that drunkenly challenged Edwards to a game of 1v1 at one of these joint parties. Edwards immediately jumped over/windmill dunked in his face

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #55 on: November 12, 2014, 01:46:47 PM »
This would never happen at Casa De Winters
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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #56 on: November 12, 2014, 02:01:27 PM »
the PIKE house should be burned down one fully complete time for every game Wes misses.  Washburn included.

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #57 on: November 12, 2014, 02:06:28 PM »
so since this is turning into a frat thread, how about Sigma Nu  :lol:

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #58 on: November 12, 2014, 02:19:45 PM »
How about Sigma No?

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #59 on: November 12, 2014, 02:23:21 PM »
does anyone nose why they got kicked off campus?

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #60 on: November 12, 2014, 03:00:15 PM »
does anyone nose why they got kicked off campus?

they werent in my starting 5, so maybe they transferred?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #61 on: November 12, 2014, 03:02:56 PM »
the PIKE house should be burned down one fully complete time for every game Wes misses.  Washburn included.

"USE YOUR FIRETRUCK TO SAVE YOURSELVES!"

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does anyone nose why they got kicked off campus?

I heard some kid got wasted and dove into a bush from the roof or something

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #62 on: November 12, 2014, 03:25:53 PM »
HOW BOUT WE BURN DOWN ALL THE FRATS!!!


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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #63 on: November 12, 2014, 03:29:39 PM »
I can't imagine anything stupider than arguing which Greek club is the best one. This thread is pretty great.

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #64 on: November 12, 2014, 03:42:09 PM »
I can't imagine anything stupider than arguing which Greek club is the best one. This thread is pretty great.

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #65 on: November 12, 2014, 03:48:34 PM »
we got any sigma chi up in this piece?

Foster
Edwards
Wes
Gipson
Hurt

lil Johnson
Malek
Nino
Bolden
off the bench.
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #66 on: November 12, 2014, 03:57:58 PM »

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #68 on: November 12, 2014, 05:14:53 PM »
Some of you guys are way too old for fraternity envy. Some of you guys have been out of college for 5, 10, 15 years still acting like a stud Lambda Chi just rolled into Porters and hit on your woman. Shake yourselves fellas.

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #69 on: November 12, 2014, 05:21:48 PM »
Jevon
Foster
Wes
Gipson
Hurt

Nigel
Edwards
Malek
Nino
Bolden

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #70 on: November 12, 2014, 06:44:13 PM »
WTF is this shitty frat trying to do to our team?  rough ridin' kick them out! 

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #71 on: November 12, 2014, 08:33:36 PM »
Heard today that a lot of the team is losing respect for our stud Marcus. Lazy in practice and very arrogant.

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #72 on: November 12, 2014, 08:40:36 PM »
Heard today that a lot of the team is losing respect for our stud Marcus. Lazy in practice and very arrogant.
Good get him straight.

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #73 on: November 12, 2014, 08:51:49 PM »
Heard today that a lot of the team is losing respect for our stud Marcus. Lazy in practice and very arrogant.
Marcus is probably the most humble guy on the team. So if the team is losing respect for their best player (which I highly doubt) it's not because he is arrogant.

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Re: Starting 5 ...
« Reply #74 on: November 12, 2014, 11:33:30 PM »
did you see the shot selection on Sunday? Did you see the effing defensive rebounding? did you see anything that resembled a disciplined team? The whole thing looked like dogshit and any respectable person should be asking themselves what the eff is going on. Stephen is great, marcus is great, thomas is great. everyone else could stand an effing grip