Author Topic: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses (Read 6763 times)

Skipper44 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 06, 2014, 09:29:27 PM »

Oh yeah, the sliding doors on minivans are PERFECT for drive by eggings

KITNfury · « **Reply #26 on:** November 07, 2014, 08:04:22 AM »

don't forget to salt a powercat in their lawn

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #27 on:** November 07, 2014, 08:52:48 AM »

i've got one of those batting cage pitching machines sitting in the barn. Needs a power source tho, and i'm guessing the minivan only has the ac adapter/cigarette lighter? Might need a little more juice...

CNS · « **Reply #28 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:14:27 AM »

Quote from: the1called_Hub on November 07, 2014, 08:52:48 AM

i've got one of those batting cage pitching machines sitting in the barn. Needs a power source tho, and i'm guessing the minivan only has the ac adapter/cigarette lighter? Might need a little more juice...

Quit acting like none of these hayseeds have a generator.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #29 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:15:18 AM »

I'll bring bologna to put on their shitty cars

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #30 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:18:39 AM »

I work at the local movie theater and can get you a fuckton of movie theater popcorn. I MEAN A FUCKTON. It's supposed to rain tonight and wet popcorn is almost impossible to clean up.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #31 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:25:19 AM »

Serious question. Who is Gary Patterson?

MadCat · « **Reply #32 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:26:55 AM »

Quote from: Batt BcKee on November 07, 2014, 09:25:19 AM

Serious question. Who is Gary Patterson?

http://pattersonlegalgroup.com/firm-overview/attorneys/gary-patterson/

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #33 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:39:13 AM »

Quote from: MadCat on November 07, 2014, 09:26:55 AM

Quote from: Batt BcKee on November 07, 2014, 09:25:19 AM
Serious question. Who is Gary Patterson?
http://pattersonlegalgroup.com/firm-overview/attorneys/gary-patterson/

What a cheese d*ck.

ben ji · « **Reply #34 on:** November 07, 2014, 10:09:03 AM »

Alright guyz, Jimmy will be manning a cash register at Dillon's today after school. He is totally cool with us buying like 10 dozen eggs and won't be a dick and ask us why we need them all.

See you boyz at the designated location around 9pm.

EMAWican · « **Reply #35 on:** November 07, 2014, 10:38:32 AM »

Don't forget tonight is the Full Beaver Moon. I think we need to break out the dark/medium grey or navy clothes to really be able to sneak up and stick it to 'em.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #36 on:** November 07, 2014, 10:42:18 AM »

the dolphins are in the jacuzzi
the crow is hungry for pie

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #37 on:** November 07, 2014, 10:46:14 AM »

Word is that Deputy Whisman is on to you guys. Better put sugar in his tank when he's gassing up before patrol

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #38 on:** November 07, 2014, 11:01:52 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on November 07, 2014, 10:46:14 AM

Word is that Deputy Whisman is on to you guys. Better put sugar in his tank when he's gassing up before patrol

Do not mess with the police. A little birdie told me that they don't like the smelly/whiny Patterson family either and won't be patrolling out that way any time soon.

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #39 on:** November 07, 2014, 11:15:27 AM »

Pheasant opener tomorrow. I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks. Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights.

Benja · « **Reply #40 on:** November 07, 2014, 11:47:44 AM »

No but seriously don't do this unless you want a whole new group of way cooler friends.

Crash-Override · « **Reply #41 on:** November 07, 2014, 11:58:05 AM »

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #42 on:** November 07, 2014, 12:06:03 PM »

Quote from: SEK_EMAW on November 07, 2014, 11:15:27 AM

Pheasant opener tomorrow. I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks. Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights.

This is just the kind of fantastic idea I was looking for.

pissclams · « **Reply #43 on:** November 07, 2014, 12:07:23 PM »

Quote from: Crash-Override on November 07, 2014, 11:58:05 AM

i bet tcu fans did that

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #44 on:** November 07, 2014, 12:35:38 PM »

Don't forget about his brother's bar in Rush Center you guys. Gotta hit that one too.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #45 on:** November 07, 2014, 12:48:40 PM »

Quote from: SEK_EMAW on November 07, 2014, 11:15:27 AM

Pheasant opener tomorrow. I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks. Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights.

I just put you in charge of the Hanston/Jetmore squad.

ben ji · « **Reply #46 on:** November 07, 2014, 12:58:59 PM »

Forgot to mention the beater 89 minivan is a "Luxury" edition and has a FREAKING SUNROOF.

EMAWican · « **Reply #47 on:** November 07, 2014, 01:15:22 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on November 07, 2014, 12:58:59 PM

Forgot to mention the beater 89 minivan is a "Luxury" edition and has a FREAKING SUNROOF.

Turn that sunroof into a moonroof, bolt up a spud gun mount, and let's two-story those rascals.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #48 on:** November 07, 2014, 01:20:55 PM »

Guys I have had about 13 dozen eggs sitting out in the shed for about a month they have a bit of an oder to them by now so if you would like to use them I've been saving them for just such an event.

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #49 on:** November 07, 2014, 02:08:08 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on November 07, 2014, 12:48:40 PM

Quote from: SEK_EMAW on November 07, 2014, 11:15:27 AM
Pheasant opener tomorrow. I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks. Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights.

I just put you in charge of the Hanston/Jetmore squad.

Cool. My cousin Mike will serve as our getaway driver. He tore his ACL in the Ness City game so he's still on crutches.