Author Topic: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses (Read 6738 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **on:** November 06, 2014, 05:38:56 PM »

Everyone knows he has relatives in western Kansas, if you live out that way pm me for their address and details on the egging event

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #1 on:** November 06, 2014, 05:48:46 PM »

I egged a cop's house once in high school. It's basically impossible to get caught, fwiw.

Benja · « **Reply #2 on:** November 06, 2014, 06:11:42 PM »

I wouldn't do this unless you really want to be incredibly popular and attractive to the opposite sex. But I guess if you want that stuff

Benja · « **Reply #3 on:** November 06, 2014, 06:14:54 PM »

Or the same sex obvs too whatever you want

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #4 on:** November 06, 2014, 06:26:33 PM »

You better have iron knuckles too, to withstand the furry of fist bumps that will be coming your way. Ts&Ps to those brave souls.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** November 06, 2014, 07:05:18 PM »

I am getting lots of requests but some are pretty vague. So let me clarify:

I know exactly where several of Gary Patterson's relatives live in Hodgeman County and surrounding areas and their houses are begging to be egged. This is going down.

The Big Train · « **Reply #6 on:** November 06, 2014, 07:33:35 PM »

are these raw eggs or hard boiled we are talking about here?

puniraptor · « **Reply #7 on:** November 06, 2014, 07:37:09 PM »

I have an ostrich egg I've been saving in the deep freeze for just such an occasion. Should be thawed in about 16 hours.

Katpappy · « **Reply #8 on:** November 06, 2014, 07:38:50 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on November 06, 2014, 07:33:35 PM

are these raw eggs or hard boiled we are talking about here?

Are we tossing them are we stopping by and feeding them like meals on wheels?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #9 on:** November 06, 2014, 07:43:40 PM »

We are hucking raw eggs at their houses and cars under the cover of darkness. Lots of them. Like several dozen.

The Big Train · « **Reply #10 on:** November 06, 2014, 07:46:18 PM »

well eff im in YOLO

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #11 on:** November 06, 2014, 07:48:57 PM »

Okay, but my curfew is 12:30.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #12 on:** November 06, 2014, 07:54:54 PM »

I am attaching mapquest directions to the pms for those who are in on this

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #13 on:** November 06, 2014, 08:09:39 PM »

Hey guys just got the maps FYI the bridge east of the highway is out. Some jackass took a full trailer of corn over it and it buckled. You'll have to take the next section road over.

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pissclams · « **Reply #14 on:** November 06, 2014, 08:14:28 PM »

i'm in. i have a water balloon launcher we can use.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #15 on:** November 06, 2014, 08:16:29 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on November 06, 2014, 08:14:28 PM

i'm in. i have a water balloon launcher we can use.

Didn't you used to have a total balls out potato gun?

The Big Train · « **Reply #16 on:** November 06, 2014, 08:17:59 PM »

if somebody has a potato gun we can borrow for puni's egg that would be great

EDIT: just beat me to this

slobber · « **Reply #17 on:** November 06, 2014, 08:23:30 PM »

I will act surprised when TCU fans are talking about this in the Ft worth area over the next couple of days.

Gonna win 'em all!

Spracne · « **Reply #18 on:** November 06, 2014, 08:27:37 PM »

This is exciting. So, who's in charge of collecting Gary's eggs from the field after the game?

The Big Train · « **Reply #19 on:** November 06, 2014, 08:31:45 PM »

as far as keeping tabs on the whereabouts of the targets and coordinating how we are going to do this sting, imo i say nicname is the best suited for this kind of operation, maybe get a gopro going or something

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** November 06, 2014, 08:37:13 PM »

I am getting a lot of interest. We may be able to farm some yards too.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 06, 2014, 08:59:05 PM »

100% of these idiots rank 9 or above on the punchable face scale.

pissclams · « **Reply #22 on:** November 06, 2014, 09:00:48 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on November 06, 2014, 08:16:29 PM

Quote from: pissclams on November 06, 2014, 08:14:28 PM
i'm in. i have a water balloon launcher we can use.

Didn't you used to have a total balls out potato gun?

yup my uncle took it out to wakeeney and got busted last winter shooting their dumbass Christmas tree. cops impounded the gun permanently

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #23 on:** November 06, 2014, 09:09:53 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on November 06, 2014, 08:37:13 PM

I am getting a lot of interest. We may be able to farm some yards too.

ben ji · « **Reply #24 on:** November 06, 2014, 09:23:34 PM »

Dad's making me drive the beater 89 minivan all month since I skipped home period and lied about it....the only thing that POS is good for IS FARMING THE eff OUT OF YARDS!!!!!

Hoping for a big rain tomorrow to really tear up their lawn.