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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #75 on: October 10, 2014, 10:58:21 AM »
I once built a little city for my collection of salamanders.  Called it Salamander City :D!  Man they loved it, and when it was feeding time, OH BOY OH BOY they would climb up the little skyscrapers I made and just chow down.  I would love to make a city for your horned frogs, maybe call it Cuidad de Los Horned Frogs!  I think an old west theme would be appropriate (for Salamander City it was more of an east-cost harbor town thing), with little tiny tumbleweeds and cacti (this is plural for cactuses).  If you think the higher ups at TCU would be interested in this please pass along this post and I would love to get into some talks with people.

That would be rough ridin' sweet.  If they don't want to do that, then I will put it up in my house.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #76 on: October 10, 2014, 10:58:46 AM »

Link?

Speaking of Ron, he never had as bad a season as Gary had last year, and we fired him after 3 pathetic years.  t's & p's little bro of SMU

It's on the interwebs.

And GMFP will win the Big12-2 this year.

You might wanna win a confy road game vs a team NOT named Kansas or Iowa State before making such bold predictions.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #77 on: October 10, 2014, 10:58:50 AM »

Iowa State fans call their coach PMFR, so this seems fitting

Iowa St fans attempt to glom onto anything cool that other Big12-2 schools do.  GMFP has been GMFP for a long time.  Iowa St is just sad.

nothing cooler than repeatedly saying Big12-2

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #78 on: October 10, 2014, 11:00:11 AM »

nothing cooling than repeatedly saying Big12-2

Changing the subject will not change the fact that Iowa State is lame.  Did you go to Iowa State to start your college career?

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #79 on: October 10, 2014, 11:01:05 AM »

You might wanna win a confy road game vs a team NOT named Kansas or Iowa State before making such bold predictions.

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Nope, I'm comfortable with my prediction as it stands.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #80 on: October 10, 2014, 11:01:58 AM »
TCU sucks.  :lol: This rough ridin' guy!  :ROFL:

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #81 on: October 10, 2014, 11:04:31 AM »

nothing cooling than repeatedly saying Big12-2

Changing the subject will not change the fact that Iowa State is lame.  Did you go to Iowa State to start your college career?

WOULD SOMEBODY rough ridin' HELP ME HERE, I'M GETTING SMACK TALKED TO DEATH!

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #82 on: October 10, 2014, 11:05:14 AM »
TCU sucks.  :lol: This rough ridin' guy!  :ROFL:

I realize that I am an amusing poster but TCU doesn't suck.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #83 on: October 10, 2014, 11:06:14 AM »
If your university is so elite, why is it located in like the cancer capital of the universe?  Foat Wuth has so many poorly controlled wells and collection tanks, petroleum aromatic fumes leaking from them make a resident of your city like 3,000% more likely to develop cancer.  Doesn't sound very elite to me.  Probably should take lessons from Dallas for municipal development.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #84 on: October 10, 2014, 11:06:30 AM »
tcuhf is going to run us out of bodybags, my word

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #85 on: October 10, 2014, 11:07:03 AM »
fwiw, ISU fans don't think they suck either.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #86 on: October 10, 2014, 11:08:59 AM »
If your university is so elite, why is it located in like the cancer capital of the universe?  Foat Wuth has so many poorly controlled wells and collection tanks, petroleum aromatic fumes leaking from them make a resident of your city like 3,000% more likely to develop cancer.  Doesn't sound very elite to me.  Probably should take lessons from Dallas for municipal development.

Fort Worth is not teh cancer capital.  That would be Midland-Odessa (which is also an STD breeding ground). 

But it's ok to be jealous of the wealth that the gas and oil wells generate.  Not everyone can live in nice cities.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #87 on: October 10, 2014, 11:10:20 AM »
TCU: Horn frogs, ebola, and cancer. That's what we do!

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #88 on: October 10, 2014, 11:10:31 AM »
fwiw, ISU fans don't think they suck either.

Well that's not worth much.  ISU fans are the biggest homers ever.  They're kind of like Dallas Cowboys fans and start every year thinking they are relevant only to fade into obscurity by season end.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #89 on: October 10, 2014, 11:11:58 AM »
TCU: Horn frogs, ebola, and cancer. That's what we do!

ebola is in dallas, not Fort Worth. 

You must have missed out on geography classes during your scholastic endeavors.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #90 on: October 10, 2014, 11:12:28 AM »
this guy doesn't think we have oil in Kansas  :lol:

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #91 on: October 10, 2014, 11:13:33 AM »
this guy doesn't think we have oil in Kansas  :lol:

I know you have oil.  You don't have nearly as much as Texas does. 

I grew up in Missouri.  I'm very familiar with teh suck that is known as Kansas. 

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #92 on: October 10, 2014, 11:17:45 AM »
Fun fact -- there are about 15 different species of horned lizards (Phrynosoma spp.) in North America -- not all of them squirt blood.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #93 on: October 10, 2014, 11:18:14 AM »
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Fort Worth is not teh cancer capital.  That would be Midland-Odessa (which is also an STD breeding ground). 

Statistics say otherwise.  Good thing you have a Baylor medical center, though.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #94 on: October 10, 2014, 11:18:35 AM »
I don't know who this guy is, but he definitely has zeal.
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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #95 on: October 10, 2014, 11:19:12 AM »

Statistics say otherwise.  Good thing you have a Baylor medical center, though.

Statistics can be made to lie. 

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« Reply #96 on: October 10, 2014, 11:19:37 AM »
I don't know who this guy is, but he definitely has zeal.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #97 on: October 10, 2014, 11:24:37 AM »
And in case you were wondering, I bet that a lot of posters on this board will vouch for my tiny city making abilities.  I have built, I think, about 8 or so tiny cities for people (and their lizards, toads, salamanders, newts, small snakes, skinks, and tropical frogs) over the past 20 years.  I have essentially zero competition in this area.  I think about six years ago a few people tried to muscle into my territory (I believe one of them was a Cambodian man who trained in Cambodia making small cities for insects and wanted to branch out), but it was the quality and creativity of my work which won every single damn one of the contracts I got. 

You see I don't stray from my specialty, some people get good at something and then want to branch out to something else.  Sure I was pressured by a lot of people (big money people) to start building tiny cities for birds, but I drew the line.  They made some good points about lizards and birds being very similar (cladastically speaking), but it's the wings!  It's the wings!  When designing a tiny city you need to be able to work with empty space and visualize how you want that empty space to function as a canvas for the buildings, trees, street lights, etc.  These goddamn birds, however, just fly all over the place and land on buildings that were clearly labeled as "NO FLY ZONES" and well if you have messed with birds you know how they act. I just flat our said: "NO BIRDS", and I know this cost me money.  I should correct something I mentioned earlier, that Cambodian guy also made tiny cities for arachnids as well (spiders and scorpions).  I don't think that was too big of a stretch for him (moving from insects to arachnids), but a jump from insects (and arachnids) to lizards, well that's like jumping from third grade straight into high school.  Insects are fast, but don't demand the higher aesthetics that lizards do (I suspect its a function of having more developed brains).   You can pick a blue building with uneven sides and frankly a spider won't care.  A skink, on the other hand, well a skink will sulk (I have seen this happen) when it gets surrounded by substandard housing developments.  It is this attention to detail and to my users that gives my tiny cities the touch of class that others can't meet. Who else has done the research to know that bearded dragons will NOT tolerate tiny above ground swimming pools.  They hate them and will urinate in them as soon as possible. You give a bearded dragon a tiny koi pond (I admit it doesn't have real tiny koi in it, I just make some tiny koi models out of rubber and don't tell the dragons any different, I would advise you not to tell them either), and it just loves it. It will watch the koi for hours and eat 4.32% more than it would without.

Well this is getting a bit wordy, but seriously I think most can say that I have been the best when it comes to building tiny cities for reptiles.

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Re: Hai guise, it's been awhile
« Reply #98 on: October 10, 2014, 11:28:08 AM »
And in case you were wondering, I bet that a lot of posters on this board will vouch for my tiny city making abilities.  I have built, I think, about 8 or so tiny cities for people (and their lizards, toads, salamanders, newts, small snakes, skinks, and tropical frogs) over the past 20 years.  I have essentially zero competition in this area.  I think about six years ago a few people tried to muscle into my territory (I believe one of them was a Cambodian man who trained in Cambodia making small cities for insects and wanted to branch out), but it was the quality and creativity of my work which won every single damn one of the contracts I got. 

You see I don't stray from my specialty, some people get good at something and then want to branch out to something else.  Sure I was pressured by a lot of people (big money people) to start building tiny cities for birds, but I drew the line.  They made some good points about lizards and birds being very similar (cladastically speaking), but it's the wings!  It's the wings!  When designing a tiny city you need to be able to work with empty space and visualize how you want that empty space to function as a canvas for the buildings, trees, street lights, etc.  These goddamn birds, however, just fly all over the place and land on buildings that were clearly labeled as "NO FLY ZONES" and well if you have messed with birds you know how they act. I just flat our said: "NO BIRDS", and I know this cost me money.  I should correct something I mentioned earlier, that Cambodian guy also made tiny cities for arachnids as well (spiders and scorpions).  I don't think that was too big of a stretch for him (moving from insects to arachnids), but a jump from insects (and arachnids) to lizards, well that's like jumping from third grade straight into high school.  Insects are fast, but don't demand the higher aesthetics that lizards do (I suspect its a function of having more developed brains).   You can pick a blue building with uneven sides and frankly a spider won't care.  A skink, on the other hand, well a skink will sulk (I have seen this happen) when it gets surrounded by substandard housing developments.  It is this attention to detail and to my users that gives my tiny cities the touch of class that others can't meet. Who else has done the research to know that bearded dragons will NOT tolerate tiny above ground swimming pools.  They hate them and will urinate in them as soon as possible. You give a bearded dragon a tiny koi pond (I admit it doesn't have real tiny koi in it, I just make some tiny koi models out of rubber and don't tell the dragons any different, I would advise you not to tell them either), and it just loves it. It will watch the koi for hours and eat 4.32% more than it would without.

Well this is getting a bit wordy, but seriously I think most can say that I have been the best when it comes to building tiny cities for reptiles.

I would love to see some pictures of your lizard city work.  I find this subject fascinating.

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« Reply #99 on: October 10, 2014, 11:32:16 AM »
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And in case you were wondering, I bet that a lot of posters on this board will vouch for my tiny city making abilities.  I have built, I think, about 8 or so tiny cities for people (and their lizards, toads, salamanders, newts, small snakes, skinks, and tropical frogs) over the past 20 years.  I have essentially zero competition in this area.  I think about six years ago a few people tried to muscle into my territory (I believe one of them was a Cambodian man who trained in Cambodia making small cities for insects and wanted to branch out), but it was the quality and creativity of my work which won every single damn one of the contracts I got. 

You see I don't stray from my specialty, some people get good at something and then want to branch out to something else.  Sure I was pressured by a lot of people (big money people) to start building tiny cities for birds, but I drew the line.  They made some good points about lizards and birds being very similar (cladastically speaking), but it's the wings!  It's the wings!  When designing a tiny city you need to be able to work with empty space and visualize how you want that empty space to function as a canvas for the buildings, trees, street lights, etc.  These goddamn birds, however, just fly all over the place and land on buildings that were clearly labeled as "NO FLY ZONES" and well if you have messed with birds you know how they act. I just flat our said: "NO BIRDS", and I know this cost me money.  I should correct something I mentioned earlier, that Cambodian guy also made tiny cities for arachnids as well (spiders and scorpions).  I don't think that was too big of a stretch for him (moving from insects to arachnids), but a jump from insects (and arachnids) to lizards, well that's like jumping from third grade straight into high school.  Insects are fast, but don't demand the higher aesthetics that lizards do (I suspect its a function of having more developed brains).   You can pick a blue building with uneven sides and frankly a spider won't care.  A skink, on the other hand, well a skink will sulk (I have seen this happen) when it gets surrounded by substandard housing developments.  It is this attention to detail and to my users that gives my tiny cities the touch of class that others can't meet. Who else has done the research to know that bearded dragons will NOT tolerate tiny above ground swimming pools.  They hate them and will urinate in them as soon as possible. You give a bearded dragon a tiny koi pond (I admit it doesn't have real tiny koi in it, I just make some tiny koi models out of rubber and don't tell the dragons any different, I would advise you not to tell them either), and it just loves it. It will watch the koi for hours and eat 4.32% more than it would without.

Well this is getting a bit wordy, but seriously I think most can say that I have been the best when it comes to building tiny cities for reptiles.

Are you taking on any apprentices?  I have a son who loves building reptile habitats and this tiny city building sounds right up his ally.  He is only 7 and has tiny hands so building tiny things might be easy for him  :dunno: Anyway if you think you would like an apprentice he may be up for the job, he works cheap.