Auburn can eat a dingleberry

[puniraptor]

I dont think these guys understand that blumpkin is actually a doctor

[Lizard of Oz]

That's the independents. AKA The fun ones. Actually know the one on the far right. haha.  Where did you find that pic?

One does not reveal ones secrets.

Google images

[The_Truth]

Ok, he's a doctor. Big deal.

[Dugout DickStone]

That's the independents. AKA The fun ones. Actually know the one on the far right. haha.  Where did you find that pic?

LOL, "The Truth" tells a lie.

[wabash909]

I dont' know what you guys are talking about, this is mostly what I see when in Auburn.

More like this.

[The_Truth]

Game day attire vs. everyday attire, not really in the same ball park. No big deal though.

[Cartierfor3]

One of the easiest ways to figure out if a fan of another team is a moron is to see how fast they post a picture of a SMOKIN' HOT BABE wearing the gear from their school.

"Oh yeah? If our team was gonna lose, would we have babes wearing our jerseys? Check this picture out bruh!!!"

[The_Truth]

One of the easiest ways to figure out if a fan of another team is a moron is to see how fast they post a picture of a SMOKIN' HOT BABE wearing the gear from their school.

"Oh yeah? If our team was gonna lose, would we have babes wearing our jerseys? Check this picture out bruh!!!"

That is a Pulitzer Prize worthy assessment. Bravo!!!

[KSUblumpkin]

I dont' know what you guys are talking about, this is mostly what I see when in Auburn.

More like this.

This is it right here.  I am pretty sure that is the Mississippi State Campus in the background of that pic.  I know someone that is a faculty there and went several times to that campus, but those posts look Mississippi State esque.  It looks similar to the area near the Auburn Student Center (the opposite side of the Tiger Transit side).  I did really like the bookstore in the student center.  I also learned that one of the busiest Chick-fil-As in the world is in the Auburn Student Center.  Au Bon Pain was freaking delicious though. 

I still get calls from the Auburn Athletic Department begging me to go to basketball games.  I kid you not, I went to a basketball game in the basketball facility and there were like 500 people there.  It was brutal!!!!!

[bones129]

Blump's painting masterpieces left and right ITT.   

[DaZeD]

I dont think these guys understand that blumpkin is actually a doctor

Uh...so was Kevorkian...so was Walter Freeman...have you had your labotomy today?

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[Chief Saugahatchee]

the thing about boiled peanuts is that THEY PUT THEM IN THEIR rough ridin' COCA COLAS I SWEAR THIS TO GOD

That's crazy talk.  We put roasted peanuts in Coke.  Only a peckerwood goobersmooch from Kansas would put boiled peanuts in a Coke.  Just ask Barbra Mandrell.

Alabama is the dumbest and fatest state in the union.

I assume you meant "fattest", but either way you're wrong on both counts.  We aren't even in the top ten fattest, and actually are only 1 spot from Kansas.  Of course I think y'all's results might still be skewed from the lingering Mangino effect.  In regard to dumbest, we are currently not even in the top 6, which a perfectly acceptable and regular number at which to stop counting and is completely unrelated to Alabama's actual ranking.

[FranklyFrankYou]

Kansas at one point was considered one of the most progressive states in the union.(granted many moons ago). Auburn fans(Alabama residents) are considered the poorest, most illiterate, most racist, and most likely to hate socialized medicine while unwittingly g lying being an active and gleeful participant in it

[puniraptor]

the thing about boiled peanuts is that THEY PUT THEM IN THEIR rough ridin' COCA COLAS I SWEAR THIS TO GOD

That's crazy talk.  We put roasted peanuts in Coke.  Only a peckerwood goobersmooch from Kansas would put boiled peanuts in a Coke.  Just ask Barbra Mandrell.

Alabama is the dumbest and fatest state in the union.

I assume you meant "fattest", but either way you're wrong on both counts.  We aren't even in the top ten fattest, and actually are only 1 spot from Kansas.  Of course I think y'all's results might still be skewed from the lingering Mangino effect.  In regard to dumbest, we are currently not even in the top 6, which a perfectly acceptable and regular number at which to stop counting and is completely unrelated to Alabama's actual ranking.

Alabama ranked in at #8 in the adult obesity rate and #1 in type 2 diabetes.

[wabash909]

Yes, Alabamans are very fat.

[PoetWarrior]

HOT!!

[GregKSU1027]

Auburn is cousin eddy of the SEC

[puniraptor]

They are the Randy Quaid of real life

[AU_Tigers]

#2 was my favorite.  Both of them!

 

Dude. I brought some of them boiled goobers with me. lol

[Chief Saugahatchee]

1.  Cousin Eddie was from Kansas.

2.  I never said were weren't fat, we're just not the fattest.

3.  And in all honesty, Alabama and Kansas arguing over obesity and number of rednecks is kinda like New Yorkers and New Jerseyians arguing over who is the lesser a**hole.

4.  I'll just leave these here.










Here's to a good game tonight gents!

[KSUblumpkin]

1.  Cousin Eddie was from Kansas.  This is a fair point, but you can eat a dingleberry

2.  I never said were weren't fat, we're just not the fattest.  You're fat.  Deal with it.

3.  And in all honesty, Alabama and Kansas arguing over obesity and number of rednecks is kinda like New Yorkers and New Jerseyians arguing over who is the lesser a**hole.  Way to make this a Yankee thing

4.  I'll just leave these here.  Maps are for nerds.


Here's to a good game tonight gents!

Going to be a blast tonight! Thank you for having fun with us!

Please see my responses in red. 

[damonismyhero]

Wait...you guys weren't serious?

Guess I'll have to cancel my order then.
http://www.poopsenders.com/order/

[autryn2]

Yes, Alabamans are very fat.

Fat in the right places (wallet, crotch. etc...)

[Chief Saugahatchee]

1.  Cousin Eddie was from Kansas.  This is a fair point, but you can eat a dingleberryThanks, but I'll take a boiled peanut instead.

2.  I never said were weren't fat, we're just not the fattest.  You're fat.  Deal with it.Well, personally, I'm a physical specimen, but as a state, yes we have a lot of fat bastards.

3.  And in all honesty, Alabama and Kansas arguing over obesity and number of rednecks is kinda like New Yorkers and New Jerseyians arguing over who is the lesser a**hole.  Way to make this a Yankee thingThe Yankees are always to blame.  ALWAYS.

4.  I'll just leave these here.  Maps are for nerds.Well, this explains your past border skirmishes with Missouri.


Here's to a good game tonight gents!

Going to be a blast tonight! Thank you for having fun with us!

Please see my responses in red.

Please see my responses in orange.

[WarDamnPlainsmen]

One of the easiest ways to figure out if a fan of another team is a moron is to see how fast they post a picture of a SMOKIN' HOT BABE wearing the gear from their school.

"Oh yeah? If our team was gonna lose, would we have babes wearing our jerseys? Check this picture out bruh!!!"