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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #450 on: September 15, 2014, 11:20:19 PM »
A&M has milkmen for cheerleaders; I think we'll get along just fine.

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #451 on: September 15, 2014, 11:25:08 PM »
In all seriousness, this thread is being posted on Auburn boards, and it made my day. As you can see many Auburn fans don't have senses of humor when it comes to Auburn football, which is unfortunate. This is one of the better threads I've ever read. Good luck Thursday night.

After the games, generally the good opposing posters stick around.  We have posters from KU, WVU, Michigan, and Illinois to prove this point.  To further prove the point, no Arkansas posters stuck around.

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #452 on: September 16, 2014, 08:01:38 AM »
A&M has milkmen for cheerleaders; I think we'll get along just fine.

Those are milkmen?!?  No wonder they got pissed when I told em to "fill'er up with premium & don't forget to check the oil" last time I was in collie station.
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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #453 on: September 16, 2014, 08:03:40 AM »
A&M has milkmen for cheerleaders; I think we'll get along just fine.

I'm not sure whats worse, this or Ole Piss frat boys wearing boots with shorts.

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #454 on: September 16, 2014, 08:05:21 AM »
A&M has milkmen for cheerleaders; I think we'll get along just fine.

I'm not sure whats worse, this or Ole Piss frat boys wearing boots with shorts.

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #455 on: September 16, 2014, 08:10:32 AM »
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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #456 on: September 16, 2014, 02:08:39 PM »
I appreciate the reality check y'all have given us us.  I just hope I will be able look at purple and not break out in a cold sweat or suffer from other PTSD symptoms.  It is quite a burden y'all carry knowing what long term problems you cause opposing fans.  I know our lads have never entered such place as the Snyder Family stadium.  It wil quite a treat for them to play in such a large crowd.  TIA for allowing us to play such a program with a long and storied tradition.
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« Reply #457 on: September 16, 2014, 02:10:51 PM »
I appreciate the reality check y'all have given us us.  I just hope I will be able look at purple and not break out in a cold sweat or suffer from other PTSD symptoms.  It is quite a burden y'all carry knowing what long term problems you cause opposing fans.  I knowing lads have never entered such place as the Snyder Family stadium.  It wil quite a treat for them to play in such a large crowd.  TIA for allowing us to play such a program with a long and storied tradition.

Well said. Nice, thoughtful post, IMO

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #458 on: September 16, 2014, 02:11:22 PM »
I appreciate the reality check y'all have given us us.  I just hope I will be able look at purple and not break out in a cold sweat or suffer from other PTSD symptoms.  It is quite a burden y'all carry knowing what long term problems you cause opposing fans.  I knowing lads have never entered such place as the Snyder Family stadium.  It wil quite a treat for them to play in such a large crowd.  TIA for allowing us to play such a program with a long and storied tradition.

Well said. Nice, thoughtful post, IMO

be sure to try the purple kettle corn

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #459 on: September 16, 2014, 02:12:16 PM »
I appreciate the reality check y'all have given us us.  I just hope I will be able look at purple and not break out in a cold sweat or suffer from other PTSD symptoms.  It is quite a burden y'all carry knowing what long term problems you cause opposing fans.  I knowing lads have never entered such place as the Snyder Family stadium.  It wil quite a treat for them to play in such a large crowd.  TIA for allowing us to play such a program with a long and storied tradition.

Well said. Nice, thoughtful post, IMO

be sure to try the purple kettle corn
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« Reply #460 on: September 16, 2014, 02:13:06 PM »
be sure to try the purple kettle corn

Does that come with Kool-Aid?

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #461 on: September 16, 2014, 02:13:41 PM »
be sure to try the purple kettle corn

Does that come with Kool-Aid?

no and that doesnt even make any sense

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #462 on: September 16, 2014, 02:15:01 PM »
Make sure you show up early, too. It's Harley Day.

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #463 on: September 16, 2014, 02:40:53 PM »
you have a dealership at the stadium? 

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« Reply #464 on: September 16, 2014, 02:55:01 PM »
I appreciate the reality check y'all have given us us.  I just hope I will be able look at purple and not break out in a cold sweat or suffer from other PTSD symptoms.  It is quite a burden y'all carry knowing what long term problems you cause opposing fans.  I knowing lads have never entered such place as the Snyder Family stadium.  It wil quite a treat for them to play in such a large crowd.  TIA for allowing us to play such a program with a long and storied tradition.

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« Reply #465 on: September 16, 2014, 03:39:19 PM »
you have a dealership at the stadium?

Nope. A bunch of boosters get to ride their Harley around the stadium before the game starts. Willy wears his biker outfit. The fumes usually clear out about mid-2nd quarter. It's awesome.

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #466 on: September 16, 2014, 03:55:12 PM »
you have a dealership at the stadium?

Nope. A bunch of boosters get to ride their Harley around the stadium before the game starts. Willy wears his biker outfit. The fumes usually clear out about mid-2nd quarter. It's awesome.

are crotch rockets welcome?  or is it exclusively for the hartards?

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #467 on: September 16, 2014, 03:56:50 PM »
you have a dealership at the stadium?

Nope. A bunch of boosters get to ride their Harley around the stadium before the game starts. Willy wears his biker outfit. The fumes usually clear out about mid-2nd quarter. It's awesome.

are crotch rockets welcome?  or is it exclusively for the hartards?

Only Harleys. We get sponsorship money from Harley and a sizable donation from each booster for the privilege of riding on top of that.

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« Reply #468 on: September 16, 2014, 09:11:47 PM »
Does your basketball coach, Bob Huggins, attend the games?  I heard a rumor that he was going to bolt and go to West by God Virginia.  I don't believe it will ever happen.

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« Reply #469 on: September 16, 2014, 09:14:32 PM »
Does your basketball coach, Bob Huggins, attend the games?  I heard a rumor that he was going to bolt and go to West by God Virginia.  I don't believe it will ever happen.

I don't know if you are aware or not, but he left KSU like 6 years ago.  oscar Weber is our current coach man.

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #470 on: September 16, 2014, 09:23:35 PM »
Does your basketball coach, Bob Huggins, attend the games?  I heard a rumor that he was going to bolt and go to West by God Virginia.  I don't believe it will ever happen.

I don't know if you are aware or not, but he left KSU like 6 years ago.  oscar Weber is our current coach man.

Don't troll this poor sap.  We would never hire some squeaky voiced Illinois reject...

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #471 on: September 16, 2014, 09:52:35 PM »
Harsh doses of reality in this thread.  I think some of us Auburn fans needed to hear it but it makes me sick to my stomach.  Unfortunately, I've already made plans to watch some of this game.  Since there seems to be little suspense related to what's actually going to happen on the field I'm curious about what kind of pageantry we'll be in for pregame.

Is the world's largest groundhog/ gopher at all affiliated with K St?
Are there any cool pregame videographics used to hype the crowd?  Thinking like a LHC Bill Snyder going out to get the morning paper and all hell breaks loose.  Or a spinning LHC Bill Snyder head ala Mugatu from Zoolander.


Anyways, looking forward to seeing what real football looks like.  This hurry up option BS with Kim Kardashian flash cards gets kind of silly to be honest but as an Auburn fan we have to embrace it.  All I ask is that you don't ridicule our male fans for bringing their own pom poms to the game.  It's a very important part of cfb in the South and people get sensitive about it.  If this thread is any indication, I'm sure you'll show nothing but class.  Maybe even humor them and say how cool it is even if you don't mean it.

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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #472 on: September 16, 2014, 09:54:53 PM »
Auburn check these* out, man.








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Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« Reply #473 on: September 17, 2014, 07:09:26 AM »
Does your basketball coach, Bob Huggins, attend the games?  I heard a rumor that he was going to bolt and go to West by God Virginia.  I don't believe it will ever happen.

I don't know if you are aware or not, but he left KSU like 6 years ago.  oscar Weber is our current coach man.

Got you!

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« Reply #474 on: September 17, 2014, 08:12:17 AM »
Does your basketball coach, Bob Huggins, attend the games?  I heard a rumor that he was going to bolt and go to West by God Virginia.  I don't believe it will ever happen.

I don't know if you are aware or not, but he left KSU like 6 years ago.  oscar Weber is our current coach man.

Got you!

Oh man, that was a good one!