Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth

[Institutional Control]

Well I, for one, like having good posters from other schools.

And Spracne.

[damonismyhero]

Well I, for one, like having good posters from other schools.

Have you found any yet?

[damonismyhero]

Auburn Fan here and I come in peace.

I am just hoping that we come out of this game with as few injuries as possible. I know it is not possible for us to be injury free just because of the pure power and force that exists within the Wildcat football program.

I only ask that you guys plead with Coach Snyder to not keep his starters in for more than one quarter. That way, we will be able to muster up a field goal against the 3rd or 4th team players.

I want you guys to know how much we appreciate you guys helping us build our program by playing a school as prominent as yours. We need the exposure and credibility and you are helping us get it.

<LIKE>
Can't wait for next friday....
Wonder if your mods will ban us...

nobody gets banned here. this isn't a pussy board like yours.

 

You should go here instead of their board
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/

[CHONGS]

Well I, for one, like having good posters from other schools.

Have you found any yet?

We have a handful, unfortunately it often becomes a problem of 1) not that many good posters out there in general [sports message board people are often terrible] 2) a good chunk of our posters can't seem to handle themselves around posters from other schools.   Put those two conditions together, and well you only get a handful. 

[meow meow]

Well I, for one, like having good posters from other schools.

Have you found any yet?

We have a handful, unfortunately it often becomes a problem of 1) not that many good posters out there in general [sports message board people are often terrible] 2) a good chunk of our posters can't seem to handle themselves around posters from other schools.   Put those two conditions together, and well you only get a handful.

yep, looks like a bunch of browns ran off AU_Tigers.  he basically decided to come up to MHK by himself because of this board, but now who knows.  sad, really.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Auburn Fan here and I come in peace.

I am just hoping that we come out of this game with as few injuries as possible. I know it is not possible for us to be injury free just because of the pure power and force that exists within the Wildcat football program.

I only ask that you guys plead with Coach Snyder to not keep his starters in for more than one quarter. That way, we will be able to muster up a field goal against the 3rd or 4th team players.

I want you guys to know how much we appreciate you guys helping us build our program by playing a school as prominent as yours. We need the exposure and credibility and you are helping us get it.

<LIKE>
Can't wait for next friday....
Wonder if your mods will ban us...

nobody gets banned here. this isn't a pussy board like yours.

 

You should go here instead of their board
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/

Thanks!! I was looking for another delusional bunch of barners predicting a 20-30 point blowout on the road...

[Asteriskhead]

Well I, for one, like having good posters from other schools.

Have you found any yet?

We have a handful, unfortunately it often becomes a problem of 1) not that many good posters out there in general [sports message board people are often terrible] 2) a good chunk of our posters can't seem to handle themselves around posters from other schools.   Put those two conditions together, and well you only get a handful.

yep, looks like a bunch of browns ran off AU_Tigers.  he basically decided to come up to MHK by himself because of this board, but now who knows.  sad, really.

seemed pretty thin skinned for this place anyway. Bread and Spracne still get harassed, but they know to ignore the mediocre (is that yellow belt?) posters.

[Spracne]

AU_Tigers really went off the deep end.  He engineered quite the meltdown.  Smeltdown?

[opticalcarrier]

i guess its just a manners thing.  Ive seen someone start acting Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) to other fans before on the scout board and usually someone will apologize to the other schools poster.

[Spracne]

i guess its just a manners thing.  Ive seen someone start acting Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) to other fans before on the scout board and usually someone will apologize to the other schools poster.

Yeah, but those Scout boards have been around for a long time.  gE is still developing.  It's something to strive toward, at least.  Keep tappin' keys, as they say...

[Bqqkie Pimp]

 

[autalkinghead]

Well I, for one, like having good posters from other schools.

Have you found any yet?

[pissclams]

AU_Tigers really went off the deep end.  He engineered quite the meltdown.  Smeltdown?

what did i miss

[Shooter Jones]

AU_Tigers really went off the deep end.  He engineered quite the meltdown.  Smeltdown?

what did i miss

i think he admitted he was a racist or something, somewhere.

[opticalcarrier]

speak of the devil, and all that

[Asteriskhead]

it's the rough ridin' internet, christ.

[damonismyhero]

sirius bidness

[MadCat]

Some days you feed the trolls
Some days the trolls feed you

Wait, does that make sense?

[sonofdaxjones]

Are we talking about manners?

[Michiganisstillgood]

I guess Snyder was looking to actually achieve a WIN against Auburn since you guys are a collective 0-4 playing AU with the last loss in 2007.  Some like to think you have the greatest QB in the nation, but '07 saw Josh Freeman teaming up with one of the best WRs to come out of Manhattan, Jordy Nelson.  As much as I like Nelson now that he's a Packer, You still lost...

Instead of being arrogant about your chances, maybe you should practice some humility like your great head-coach and see the match-up for what it really is...a great challenge for KSU.  Its ironic that you display such hubris when speaking of Auburn when you don't even realize that had Snyder gotten his way, AU's QB would be your starting QB next week.  What you saw from Baylor last season is going to seem like a slow-motion offense compared to what you'll witness next Thursday night.  Biggest difference, we'll actually field a defense much better than Baylor (or what ISU put up against you last week).

Good luck after next Thursday.  I've always admired Snyder as a coach.

Not that I didn't believe you (I didn't), but a quick search of http://stats.ncaa.org/rankings turned up the following:

2013 Total Defense

K-State - #26
Baylor - #28
Auburn - #86

2014 Total Defense
Baylor - #2
K-State - #35
Auburn - #46

What I find MOST interesting is that you reference LAST YEAR...

Further, perhaps your offense will seem to be in slow motion to our youngsters.  Again, a quick search of the web turned up: http://247sports.com/Article/Looking-at-the-pace-of-play-in-college-football-fastest-teams-29893036

It seems that Tech & Baylor both were in the top 6 of plays per game, with UT at #21 while Auburn failed to make the top 25.  Also, as to actual "pace" or time it takes to snap the ball, Tech was #2, Baylor #4 and UT #20... Again, no Auburn.

 

Yeah, plus Baylor is, like, way better than Auburn this year.

Auburn fans think they're first team to run HUNH because  almost everyone else in the SEC plays 90's football, and they're ignorant to any other teams/conferences.

They also think their version is better than other teams/conferences because they've bought this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) myth that the SEC is somehow a higher quality of football conference.

[Dugout DickStone]

Auburn doesn't play fast, this guy is a sock

[ChiComCat]

I guess Snyder was looking to actually achieve a WIN against Auburn since you guys are a collective 0-4 playing AU with the last loss in 2007.  Some like to think you have the greatest QB in the nation, but '07 saw Josh Freeman teaming up with one of the best WRs to come out of Manhattan, Jordy Nelson.  As much as I like Nelson now that he's a Packer, You still lost...

Instead of being arrogant about your chances, maybe you should practice some humility like your great head-coach and see the match-up for what it really is...a great challenge for KSU.  Its ironic that you display such hubris when speaking of Auburn when you don't even realize that had Snyder gotten his way, AU's QB would be your starting QB next week.  What you saw from Baylor last season is going to seem like a slow-motion offense compared to what you'll witness next Thursday night.  Biggest difference, we'll actually field a defense much better than Baylor (or what ISU put up against you last week).

Good luck after next Thursday.  I've always admired Snyder as a coach.

Not that I didn't believe you (I didn't), but a quick search of http://stats.ncaa.org/rankings turned up the following:

2013 Total Defense

K-State - #26
Baylor - #28
Auburn - #86

2014 Total Defense
Baylor - #2
K-State - #35
Auburn - #46

What I find MOST interesting is that you reference LAST YEAR...

Further, perhaps your offense will seem to be in slow motion to our youngsters.  Again, a quick search of the web turned up: http://247sports.com/Article/Looking-at-the-pace-of-play-in-college-football-fastest-teams-29893036

It seems that Tech & Baylor both were in the top 6 of plays per game, with UT at #21 while Auburn failed to make the top 25.  Also, as to actual "pace" or time it takes to snap the ball, Tech was #2, Baylor #4 and UT #20... Again, no Auburn.

 

Yeah, plus Baylor is, like, way better than Auburn this year.

Auburn fans think they're first team to run HUNH because  almost everyone else in the SEC plays 90's football, and they're ignorant to any other teams/conferences.

They also think their version is better than other teams/conferences because they've bought this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) myth that the SEC is somehow a higher quality of football conference.

Their conference runner up last season is hanging 14 on UCF its only the middle of the 3rd.  Seems high quality to me.

[SdK]

I like these Orange Alabama fans. 

Me too.

[Trim]

nobody gets banned here. this isn't a pussy board like yours.
 

ill admit, im really digging the simple machines forum.  I may see if theres another AU board based on SMF and if there it ill prob just bail on the AU scout board.

You could also just subpoena SMF to the scout board.

[autigresspen]

"pffft... someone needs  to tell AU that "Bo Jackson isn't walking thru that door."

"Bo Jackson played for Alabama duh"

First of all, Bo Jackson played for Auburn and won a Heisman Trophy there, the second of THREE Heisman Trophy winners at Auburn.  How many does K State have?   

Secondly, we don't NEED Bo Jackson at this time (other than the great support he gives all things Auburn), because we have a great stable of running backs.

Also, it should be noted that everything you read in online blogs isn't necessarily true.  They write for clicks, NOT for truth-telling.  Auburn has run one of the cleanest programs in college football for the past 20+ years. 

By the way, all of you are either pulling each other's legs, or you are seriously delusional about this game.