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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #50 on: July 16, 2015, 12:02:11 PM »
Wow he's morphing into bob huggins

Or Charlie Weiss!   :horrorsurprise:

Or Chris Christie  :sdeek:

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #51 on: July 16, 2015, 12:27:48 PM »
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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #52 on: July 16, 2015, 01:25:14 PM »
That's not a moon. That's a space station!

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« Reply #53 on: July 16, 2015, 03:47:23 PM »
Leave Snorlax alone!  :shakesfist:

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #54 on: July 17, 2015, 07:10:35 AM »

Looks like he's been working out...



Just glad to see he's taking care of himself.

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that's Eddie Murphy


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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #55 on: July 17, 2015, 10:55:17 AM »
The southern culture is hard to fight when you're submersed in it
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2015, 11:11:44 AM »
Fried food and gravy on everything.

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« Reply #58 on: July 23, 2015, 05:01:37 PM »
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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #59 on: July 23, 2015, 05:11:04 PM »
he looks so much like fat butthead it's ridiculous


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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #61 on: July 23, 2015, 05:12:43 PM »
The southern culture is hard to fight when you're submersed in it

combo of immersed and submerged!  :runaway:

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #66 on: July 26, 2015, 12:50:58 AM »
Bret could use some Salacious B. Crumb.


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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #68 on: July 27, 2015, 11:26:25 AM »
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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2015, 12:12:48 AM »
i bet he gots hotter poon than kliff did at the same age

maybe they're on the same level now

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #72 on: December 23, 2015, 08:40:38 AM »
From the deadspin link:

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Bo Ryan has been having an affair with a University of Wisconsin athletic department employee from Waunakee, Wisconsin and got her pregnant. Deadspin, if you want to break this story, I just gave you a big lead. Have fun. The story is real.

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Not.quite. There’s fire behind that smoke, but not of the kind you think there is. Office scuttlebutt is off (though not by too far) here.

As for UW dirt, though, I’ll gladly show you where some bodies are buried. For example, Bret Bielema went to a ritzy detox joint in the summer of 2009 (or maybe ‘10?) and Barry used all his pull to keep it out of the Wisconsin State Journal and the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, and traded favors (access) with the Badger Herald to keep it quiet, too. Barry also paid some of his own money (and probably some of Bret’s, though I’m not certain about that) to keep photos of a shirtless Bielema, face-down and passed out on the floor of State Street Brats, private.

Bielema was threatened with a lawsuit after exposing himself to someone at an Athletic Department function (maybe it was a booster?) and comped tickets to a Rose Bowl (with Alvarez’ OK) to make it go away.

Barry’s the scummiest [redacted] alive and the most powerful man in the state. There are numerous politicians that are absolutely terrified of him. I have guesses as to why, but no proof. He’s also got a real taste for busty underclassmen, with a reputation for: a) not keeping his hands to himself; and b) paying off/granting favors (in the form of sideline passes, jobs/internships, and access to luxury suites) to said underclassmen.

As a former “tutor,” I wrote two essays Af-Am essays for a former linebacker and proctored several exams for football players in which I was explicitly instructed to let them use their cell phones.

Everyone’s heard about the band, but those bus trips to Michigan are only the tip of the iceberg for those degenerates. Leckrone does not give a flying eff about what they do, even though he’s a peach of a man otherwise.

I could say more, but these are the only things that I’m positive can be corroborated by multiple people and that, by extension, cannot be traced to me. Happy hunting!


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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #73 on: December 23, 2015, 09:38:15 AM »
that comments section is aspiring to be "ron prince stories" level good. they've even named the chick bo was boning.

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