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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2014, 10:51:45 AM »
My Madison contacts tell me that Bielema nailed anything that moved when he was at Wisconsin.  As Eddie Murphy used to say, even the fish would stop swimming.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2014, 04:40:19 PM »
probably the worst smelling resident of Manhattan KS in history.

I figure mangino is the winner

Mangino played racquetball at the rec on the reg. While he wasn't delicious smelling, I wouldn't say he was smelly either. He also wasn't nearly as big and was friendly. Leaving LHC LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder changed his life for the worst, probably also making it shorter for a decade.

This makes me sad

Me too.  I have forgiven Mark for his stupid comments while at ku and want him to be happy.
Would you trade 10 years of your life to be the GOAT at a program that started in 1890?

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2014, 05:54:56 PM »
This thread doesn't seem to cast Bret in a very favorable light.

Have you clicked on the link I posted?

Even if he is a multi-millionaire football coach, he outkicked his coverage (non creepster . . . just stating the obvious).


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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2014, 08:58:21 PM »
probably the worst smelling resident of Manhattan KS in history.

I figure mangino is the winner

Mangino played racquetball at the rec on the reg. While he wasn't delicious smelling, I wouldn't say he was smelly either. He also wasn't nearly as big and was friendly. Leaving LHC LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder changed his life for the worst, probably also making it shorter for a decade.

This makes me sad

Me too.  I have forgiven Mark for his stupid comments while at ku and want him to be happy.
Would you trade 10 years of your life to be the GOAT at a program that started in 1890?
Didn't they eat that goat!?!?  :ohno:
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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2014, 11:54:39 PM »
Needs to get involved with the fitcat program immediately

In all fairness, I don't know how somebody can get that fat that fast without actually trying to.  Wasn't he still in relatively good shape when he took the Arky job?

 :sdeek:

Coaching is very stressful. Seems like lots of coaches cope by getting fat.  :dunno:

Is stress what made Charlie Weis gigantic? How could that be? Dude is still being paid by Notre Dame and he has guaranteed millions from KU. Stress? What stress?

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2014, 03:54:34 PM »
Needs to get involved with the fitcat program immediately

In all fairness, I don't know how somebody can get that fat that fast without actually trying to.  Wasn't he still in relatively good shape when he took the Arky job?

 :sdeek:

Coaching is very stressful. Seems like lots of coaches cope by getting fat.  :dunno:

Is stress what made Charlie Weis gigantic? How could that be? Dude is still being paid by Notre Dame and he has guaranteed millions from KU. Stress? What stress?

Money really isn't much of a stress reliever.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2014, 04:01:01 PM »
Needs to get involved with the fitcat program immediately

In all fairness, I don't know how somebody can get that fat that fast without actually trying to.  Wasn't he still in relatively good shape when he took the Arky job?

 :sdeek:

Coaching is very stressful. Seems like lots of coaches cope by getting fat.  :dunno:

Is stress what made Charlie Weis gigantic? How could that be? Dude is still being paid by Notre Dame and he has guaranteed millions from KU. Stress? What stress?

Money really isn't much of a stress reliever.

 :kstategrad: looks pretty de-stressed

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2014, 04:01:13 PM »
Needs to get involved with the fitcat program immediately

In all fairness, I don't know how somebody can get that fat that fast without actually trying to.  Wasn't he still in relatively good shape when he took the Arky job?

 :sdeek:

Coaching is very stressful. Seems like lots of coaches cope by getting fat.  :dunno:

Is stress what made Charlie Weis gigantic? How could that be? Dude is still being paid by Notre Dame and he has guaranteed millions from KU. Stress? What stress?

Money really isn't much of a stress reliever.


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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2014, 01:25:16 AM »
Needs to get involved with the fitcat program immediately

In all fairness, I don't know how somebody can get that fat that fast without actually trying to.  Wasn't he still in relatively good shape when he took the Arky job?

 :sdeek:

Coaching is very stressful. Seems like lots of coaches cope by getting fat.  :dunno:

Is stress what made Charlie Weis gigantic? How could that be? Dude is still being paid by Notre Dame and he has guaranteed millions from KU. Stress? What stress?

Money really isn't much of a stress reliever.
Biggie Smalls did make a song about it...

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2014, 09:52:52 AM »

« Last Edit: July 16, 2015, 10:13:21 AM by wELLsculptedbrows »

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2014, 10:19:31 AM »
oh my

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2014, 10:23:34 AM »
:lol:

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2014, 10:28:00 AM »
I have heard that Bielema and his wife are well known around the bars in Fayetteville.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2015, 04:24:12 PM »

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2015, 11:37:33 AM »
He was here for two seasons, dumbass.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2015, 11:39:20 AM »
He was here for two seasons, dumbass.

are you talking to me?

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2015, 11:46:15 AM »

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2015, 11:47:52 AM »
get his ass, 'taterblast.

^that sounds way cooler.
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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2015, 11:50:21 AM »
based on his username and previous posts, he is an absolutely horrendous bbs'er so he probably has no idea what he's saying.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #44 on: January 12, 2015, 03:00:11 PM »
after losing to Marshall he went straight to Aggieville instead of working?  :dunno:
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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #45 on: January 12, 2015, 04:26:31 PM »
That's it I'm sold :thumbs:

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2015, 11:19:29 AM »


This is top 10 of stuff posted on this blog.   :lol:

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #47 on: July 15, 2015, 06:58:37 PM »
Looks like he's been working out...



Just glad to see he's taking care of himself.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #48 on: July 15, 2015, 08:12:52 PM »
Wow he's morphing into bob huggins

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #49 on: July 16, 2015, 11:58:14 AM »
Wow he's morphing into bob huggins

Or Charlie Weiss!   :horrorsurprise: