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Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« on: August 18, 2014, 07:54:13 AM »
Was he as a big of a dick back then as he is now? Was his hot wife strutting around town looking for action?



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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2014, 07:56:57 AM »
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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2014, 08:40:22 AM »
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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2014, 08:41:23 AM »
Just waiting on Ning to post a pic of his wife.
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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2014, 08:54:08 AM »
probably the worst smelling resident of Manhattan KS in history.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2014, 09:01:05 AM »
Didn't he get a DUI?

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2014, 09:24:05 AM »
He seduced and sexed my very recent (at the time) ex girlfriend. I've had a grudge ever since, but have told no one. One thing is truly telling: considering she was extremely sloppy and loose (hence why I had to end it), he must be an extreme dirtball. She was 20 and I bet he was about 35.
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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2014, 11:58:05 AM »
He seduced and sexed my very recent (at the time) ex girlfriend. I've had a grudge ever since, but have told no one. One thing is truly telling: considering she was extremely sloppy and loose (hence why I had to end it), he must be an extreme dirtball. She was 20 and I bet he was about 35.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2014, 12:14:28 PM »
Needs to get involved with the fitcat program immediately

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2014, 12:28:58 PM »
Needs to get involved with the fitcat program immediately

In all fairness, I don't know how somebody can get that fat that fast without actually trying to.  Wasn't he still in relatively good shape when he took the Arky job?

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2014, 12:33:50 PM »
Needs to get involved with the fitcat program immediately

In all fairness, I don't know how somebody can get that fat that fast without actually trying to.  Wasn't he still in relatively good shape when he took the Arky job?

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Coaching is very stressful. Seems like lots of coaches cope by getting fat.  :dunno:

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2014, 12:39:19 PM »
He seduced and sexed my very recent (at the time) ex girlfriend. I've had a grudge ever since, but have told no one. One thing is truly telling: considering she was extremely sloppy and loose (hence why I had to end it), he must be an extreme dirtball. She was 20 and I bet he was about 35.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2014, 12:52:42 PM »
Got a DUI here. Cried about it while addressing the team asking for forgiveness.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2014, 02:15:41 PM »
Mrs. Bielema seems like a real firecracker.   

I bet that girl can party.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2014, 05:02:37 PM »
Needs to get involved with the fitcat program immediately

In all fairness, I don't know how somebody can get that fat that fast without actually trying to.  Wasn't he still in relatively good shape when he took the Arky job?

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2014, 11:52:42 PM »
He dated a girl I know that I'm pretty sure isn't Lefty's ex.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2014, 11:58:34 PM »
probably the worst smelling resident of Manhattan KS in history.

I figure mangino is the winner
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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2014, 12:02:03 AM »
He seduced and sexed my very recent (at the time) ex girlfriend. I've had a grudge ever since, but have told no one. One thing is truly telling: considering she was extremely sloppy and loose (hence why I had to end it), he must be an extreme dirtball. She was 20 and I bet he was about 35.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2014, 12:20:31 AM »
This thread doesn't seem to cast Bret in a very favorable light.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2014, 07:49:24 AM »
This thread doesn't seem to cast Bret in a very favorable light.

Have you clicked on the link I posted?

Even if he is a multi-millionaire football coach, he outkicked his coverage (non creepster . . . just stating the obvious).

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2014, 07:53:39 AM »
probably the worst smelling resident of Manhattan KS in history.

I figure mangino is the winner

Mangino played racquetball at the rec on the reg. While he wasn't delicious smelling, I wouldn't say he was smelly either. He also wasn't nearly as big and was friendly. Leaving LHC Bill Snyder changed his life for the worst, probably also making it shorter for a decade.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2014, 08:36:52 AM »
probably the worst smelling resident of Manhattan KS in history.

I figure mangino is the winner

Mangino played racquetball at the rec on the reg. While he wasn't delicious smelling, I wouldn't say he was smelly either. He also wasn't nearly as big and was friendly. Leaving LHC LHC Bill Snyder changed his life for the worst, probably also making it shorter for a decade.

This makes me sad

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2014, 09:11:47 AM »
probably the worst smelling resident of Manhattan KS in history.

I figure mangino is the winner

Mangino played racquetball at the rec on the reg. While he wasn't delicious smelling, I wouldn't say he was smelly either. He also wasn't nearly as big and was friendly. Leaving LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder changed his life for the worst, probably also making it shorter for a decade.

This makes me sad

Me too.  I have forgiven Mark for his stupid comments while at ku and want him to be happy.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2014, 09:26:26 AM »
probably the worst smelling resident of Manhattan KS in history.

I figure mangino is the winner

Mangino played racquetball at the rec on the reg. While he wasn't delicious smelling, I wouldn't say he was smelly either. He also wasn't nearly as big and was friendly. Leaving LHC LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder changed his life for the worst, probably also making it shorter for a decade.

This makes me sad

Me too.  I have forgiven Mark for his stupid comments while at ku and want him to be happy.

Exactly.  And he never meant those things he said, he just said what those strung out, down in the holler hawks wanted to hear.

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Re: Any good Bret Bielema stories from his one season here?
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2014, 09:26:43 AM »
probably the worst smelling resident of Manhattan KS in history.

I figure mangino is the winner

Mangino played racquetball at the rec on the reg. While he wasn't delicious smelling, I wouldn't say he was smelly either. He also wasn't nearly as big and was friendly. Leaving LHC LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder changed his life for the worst, probably also making it shorter for a decade.

This makes me sad

Me too.  I have forgiven Mark for his stupid comments while at ku and want him to be happy.
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