TallCats

[star seed 7]

I'm like 5'7" or 5'8" or something, but I feel like I'm taller than (or equal to) Metalhead and way taller than TownieCat, so maybe I'm off

[Phil Titola]

Being tall is pretty neat

[Spracne]

You can learn a lot from searching Google Images.  I learned that there is a huge beef between talls and manlets.  This battle seems to be waged on bodybuilding forums, for the most part.  Also, apparently the height that correlates with the largest dating pool is 6'0".  Also, apparently shorter people can realize quicker gains than tallies.  Also, the manlets claim that the tallies have small wangs.

[SdK]

When do we start measuring dicks?

[slobber]

See Spracne


Gonna win 'em all!

[Spracne]

please feel free to PM me your data if you don't want your name attached to them. I promise absolute discretion, as always.

[hemmy]

wtf, when did steve dave have a kid.

[Spracne]

Datum in this case, my apologies.

[Asteriskhead]

I'm like 5'7" or 5'8" or something, but I feel like I'm taller than (or equal to) Metalhead and way taller than TownieCat, so maybe I'm off

Take it up with the nurse at Stormont Vail.

[slobber]

wtf, when did steve dave have a kid giant.

FYP

I was also surprised by this a few months ago.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I'm like 5'7" or 5'8" or something, but I feel like I'm taller than (or equal to) Metalhead and way taller than TownieCat, so maybe I'm off

I was surprised when Metalhead said he is 5'9". He doesn't seem that tall. 

[mhkpasa]

The biggest pain in the ass is at shoe stores..."Oh I really like these Nikes...Oh the biggest size you have in the store is 11.5? Sweet, nevermind"

[Mrs. Gooch]

It must suck to be so tall that you can never be comfortable in a car, in a plane, at a football game, at a basketball game. Your knees must constantly be hitting other people's seats.

As well as stumbling around on those over sized skis they call feet.  Right MG?

schreds kind of got you there, mg.

I probably have the smallest feet of any poster on this board; so I don't even understand what you are talking about.

doubt it.
#teamtinyfeet

OK, maybe second smallest feet.

[0.42]

Being 6'4" is pretty great because absolutely nobody fucks with you even if you're basically a pacifist. go cats

[0.42]

It must suck to be so tall that you can never be comfortable in a car, in a plane, at a football game, at a basketball game. Your knees must constantly be hitting other people's seats.

you honestly kind of get used to it*. I think this is why tall people die younger, because our legs are always scrunched up into our chests and it cuts off blood flow or something.

*regional jets are a massive exception. i want to stab whoever designed these things in the throat

[TownieCat]

I'm like 5'7" or 5'8" or something, but I feel like I'm taller than (or equal to) Metalhead and way taller than TownieCat, so maybe I'm off

I have a short torso and usually when I see you one or both of us is sitting on a barstool.

[CNS]

The biggest pain in the ass is at shoe stores..."Oh I really like these Nikes...Oh the biggest size you have in the store is 11.5? Sweet, nevermind"

Online shopping has made this much easier for me. 

Also, stop actually shopping for what you want and just ask what they actually have in your size immediately upon walking into the store.  Saves a lot of time

[Dugout DickStone]

I'd rather be average height and insanely good looking. 

[WillieWatanabe]

6'4".  Would much rather be tall than short. Hate how i can see everyone's eyes when i walk into a room...although searching for people in a crowd is easier

[Mr Bread]

I'd rather be average height and insanely good looking.

Being tall really does place an unfortunate ceiling on how beautiful you are.  Like the proportion of guys over 6'2" that are also just amazing looking is so incredibly small.  They are statistically speaking overwhelmingly more likely to be mediocre to ugly looking.  Sad really.  I mean they exist, but they might as well be unicorns for how often you actually see one. 

[Mrs. Gooch]

I'm like 5'7" or 5'8" or something, but I feel like I'm taller than (or equal to) Metalhead and way taller than TownieCat, so maybe I'm off

I have a short torso and usually when I see you one or both of us is sitting on a barstool.

My sister is 5" taller than me but when we sit, I am taller than her.

[Dugout DickStone]

I'm like 5'7" or 5'8" or something, but I feel like I'm taller than (or equal to) Metalhead and way taller than TownieCat, so maybe I'm off

I have a short torso and usually when I see you one or both of us is sitting on a barstool.

My sister is 5" taller than me but when we sit, I am taller than her.

That is some weird genetic juju

[Mrs. Gooch]

I'd rather be average height and insanely good looking.

Being tall really does place an unfortunate ceiling on how beautiful you are.  Like the proportion of guys over 6'2" that are also just amazing looking is so incredibly small.  They are statistically speaking overwhelmingly more likely to be mediocre to ugly looking.  Sad really.  I mean they exist, but they might as well be unicorns for how often you actually see one.

Alexandar Skarsgard must be the exception.


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[Mr Bread]

I clearly stated they exist.  He isn't an exception, he's a rarity.  For every one of him there are you have millions upon millions of meow meows. 

[Spracne]

wow, what a hottie.