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Offline Ich.Gewinne

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #75 on: August 02, 2014, 10:37:54 AM »
I choose the quesadilla maker.

I walk north.

I turn west.

I find a tortilla.

I walk south.

I turn west.

I open the refrigerator.

I find cheese.

I close the refrigerator.

I walk south.

I combine the tortilla and cheese and place them on the quesadilla maker.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I plug in the quesadilla maker.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I smell smoke.

I try to put out the fire.

The fire spreads to the liquor cabinet.

I run north.

I call the fire department.

 *** You have died ***

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #76 on: August 08, 2014, 03:12:12 AM »
Drive west on Sunset
To the sea
Turn that jungle music down
Just until we're out of town
This is no one. night. stand
It's a real occasion!
Close your eyes and you'll be there
It's everything they say
The end of a perfect day
Distant lights from across the bay

Babylon sisters... shake it
Babylon sisters... shake it
So fine so young
Tell me I'm the only one
Here come those Santa Ana winds againWe'll jog with show folk on the sand
Drink kirschwasser from a shell
San Francisco show and tell
Well I should know. by. now
That it's just a spasm
Like a Sunday in T.J.
That it's cheap but it's not free
That I'm not what I used to be
And that love's not a game for three

Babylon sisters... shake it
Babylon sisters... shake it
So fine so young
Tell me I'm the only one

My friends say no. don't. go
For that cotton candy
Son you're playing with fire
The kid will live and learn
As he watches his bridges burn
From the point of no return

Babylon sisters... shake it
Babylon sisters... shake it
So fine so young
Tell me I'm the only one

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #77 on: August 11, 2014, 09:25:28 AM »
I knew I should have went with Out to Hunch.  :Crybaby:

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #78 on: August 11, 2014, 12:21:56 PM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #79 on: August 11, 2014, 01:57:27 PM »
I choose the quesadilla maker.

I walk north.

I turn west.

I find a tortilla.

I walk south.

I turn west.

I open the refrigerator.

I find cheese.

I close the refrigerator.

I walk south.

I combine the tortilla and cheese and place them on the quesadilla maker.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I plug in the quesadilla maker.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I smell smoke.

I try to put out the fire.

The fire spreads to the liquor cabinet.

I run north.

I call the fire department.

 *** You have died ***

Could you have saved during the waiting period(s)?

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #80 on: August 11, 2014, 05:59:09 PM »
Drive west on Sunset
To the sea
Turn that jungle music down
Just until we're out of town
This is no one. night. stand
It's a real occasion!
Close your eyes and you'll be there
It's everything they say
The end of a perfect day
Distant lights from across the bay

Babylon sisters... shake it
Babylon sisters... shake it
So fine so young
Tell me I'm the only one
Here come those Santa Ana winds againWe'll jog with show folk on the sand
Drink kirschwasser from a shell
San Francisco show and tell
Well I should know. by. now
That it's just a spasm
Like a Sunday in T.J.
That it's cheap but it's not free
That I'm not what I used to be
And that love's not a game for three

Babylon sisters... shake it
Babylon sisters... shake it
So fine so young
Tell me I'm the only one

My friends say no. don't. go
For that cotton candy
Son you're playing with fire
The kid will live and learn
As he watches his bridges burn
From the point of no return

Babylon sisters... shake it
Babylon sisters... shake it
So fine so young
Tell me I'm the only one

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #81 on: August 13, 2014, 01:46:57 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #82 on: August 13, 2014, 01:47:37 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #83 on: August 13, 2014, 01:48:19 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #84 on: August 13, 2014, 01:48:59 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #85 on: August 13, 2014, 01:49:37 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #86 on: August 13, 2014, 01:50:16 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #87 on: August 13, 2014, 01:51:15 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #88 on: August 13, 2014, 01:52:15 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #89 on: August 13, 2014, 01:53:11 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #90 on: August 13, 2014, 01:53:57 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #91 on: August 13, 2014, 01:54:35 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #92 on: August 13, 2014, 01:55:25 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #93 on: August 13, 2014, 01:56:10 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #94 on: August 13, 2014, 01:57:31 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #95 on: August 13, 2014, 01:58:10 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #96 on: August 13, 2014, 01:59:19 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
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