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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #100 on: August 13, 2014, 02:03:04 AM »
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« Reply #103 on: August 13, 2014, 02:20:12 AM »
Google is an American multinational corporation specializing in Internet-related services and products. These include online advertising technologies, search, cloud computing, and software. Most of its profits are derived from AdWords.

Google was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin while they were Ph.D. students at Stanford University. Together they own about 14 percent of its shares but control 56 of the stockholder voting power through supervoting stock. They incorporated Google as a privately held company on September 4, 1998. An initial public offering followed on August 19, 2004. Its mission statement from the outset was "to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful," and its unofficial slogan was "Don't be evil." In 2004, Google moved to headquarters in Mountain View, California, nicknamed the Googleplex.

Rapid growth since incorporation has triggered a chain of products, acquisitions and partnerships beyond Google's core search engine. It offers online productivity software including email (Gmail), a cloud storage service (Google Drive), an office suite (Google Docs) and a social networking service (Google+). Desktop products include applications for web browsing, organizing and editing photos, and instant messaging. The company leads the development of the Android mobile operating system and the browser-only Chrome OS for a netbook known as a Chromebook. Google has moved increasingly into communications hardware: it partners with major electronics manufacturers in the production of its "high-quality low-cost" Nexus devices and acquired Motorola Mobility in May 2012. In 2012, a fiber-optic infrastructure was installed in Kansas City to facilitate a Google Fiber broadband service.

The corporation has been estimated to run more than one million servers in data centers around the world (as of 2007) and to process over one billion search requests and about 24 petabytes of user-generated data each day (as of 2009). In December 2013 Alexa listed google.com as the most visited website in the world. Numerous Google sites in other languages figure in the top one hundred, as do several other Google-owned sites such as YouTube and Blogger. Its market dominance has led to prominent media coverage, including criticism of the company over issues such as copyright, censorship, and privacy.

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« Reply #104 on: August 13, 2014, 02:22:13 AM »
Google began in January 1996 as a research project by Larry Page and Sergey Brin when they were both PhD students at Stanford University in Stanford, California.

While conventional search engines ranked results by counting how many times the search terms appeared on the page, the two theorized about a better system that analyzed the relationships between websites. They called this new technology PageRank; it determined a website's relevance by the number of pages, and the importance of those pages, that linked back to the original site.

A small search engine called "RankDex" from IDD Information Services designed by Robin Li was, since 1996, already exploring a similar strategy for site-scoring and page ranking. The technology in RankDex would be patented and used later when Li founded Baidu in China.

Page and Brin originally nicknamed their new search engine "BackRub", because the system checked backlinks to estimate the importance of a site. Eventually, they changed the name to Google, originating from a misspelling of the word "googol", the number one followed by one hundred zeros, which was picked to signify that the search engine was intended to provide large quantities of information. Originally, Google ran under Stanford University's website, with the domains google.stanford.edu and z.stanford.edu.

The domain name for Google was registered on September 15, 1997, and the company was incorporated on September 4, 1998. It was based in the garage of a friend (Susan Wojcicki) in Menlo Park, California. Craig Silverstein, a fellow PhD student at Stanford, was hired as the first employee.

In May 2011, the number of monthly unique visitors to Google surpassed one billion for the first time, an 8.4 percent increase from May 2010 (931 million). In January 2013, Google announced it had earned US$50 billion in annual revenue for the year of 2012. This marked the first time the company had reached this feat, topping their 2011 total of US$38 billion.

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« Reply #105 on: August 13, 2014, 02:23:32 AM »
In 2013, Google ranked 5th in lobbying spending, up from 213th in 2003.

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« Reply #106 on: August 13, 2014, 02:24:05 AM »
Since 2007, Google has aimed

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« Reply #107 on: August 13, 2014, 02:24:30 AM »
for carbon neutrality in regard to its operati

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« Reply #108 on: August 13, 2014, 02:24:51 AM »
ons.

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« Reply #109 on: August 13, 2014, 02:27:35 AM »
I love it when people try to tell me that the SR-71 isn't the best aircraft ever made.


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« Reply #110 on: August 13, 2014, 02:30:32 AM »
It's just like when people try to tell that strake wrenches aren't the best tool available for any handyman job.


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« Reply #111 on: August 13, 2014, 02:31:38 AM »
You have been granted 3 wishes. What are they?

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« Reply #112 on: August 13, 2014, 02:34:33 AM »
You have been granted 3 wishes. What are they?

Good question J.

1. Marry Felicity Jones|||||||2. Make a key on the qwerty keyboard that makes a celtic love symbol|||||||3. Make it so that I can rhyme any word off the top of my head

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« Reply #113 on: August 13, 2014, 02:35:04 AM »
Terrible wishes J, you blew it.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #114 on: August 13, 2014, 02:38:16 AM »
I GOT LAID FOLLOWING THESE FOUR SIMPLE TIPS


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« Reply #115 on: August 13, 2014, 02:38:52 AM »
no u rough ridin' didn't you idiot

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #117 on: August 13, 2014, 02:41:43 AM »


Good information thanks J

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« Reply #120 on: August 13, 2014, 02:45:37 AM »


Good information thanks J

-Randy

Use it for business Randal



-Randy

I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down

Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life

Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older too
Well...

Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older, too
Well I'm getting older too

So, take this love and take it down
Year and if you climb a mountain and ya turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well maybe
Well maybe
Well maybe the landslide will bring you down

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« Reply #121 on: August 13, 2014, 02:46:25 AM »


Good information thanks J

-Randy

Use it for business Randal



-Randy

I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down

Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life

Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older too
Well...

Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older, too
Well I'm getting older too

So, take this love and take it down
Year and if you climb a mountain and ya turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well maybe
Well maybe
Well maybe the landslide will bring you down


Literally what the eff is that?

-Randy

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« Reply #122 on: August 13, 2014, 02:48:36 AM »


Good information thanks J

-Randy

Use it for business Randal



-Randy

I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down

Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life

Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older too
Well...

Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older, too
Well I'm getting older too

So, take this love and take it down
Year and if you climb a mountain and ya turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well maybe
Well maybe
Well maybe the landslide will bring you down


Literally what the eff is that?

-Randy

oh wow that's pretty hostile.

i didn't realize i was gonna start my day out beating the crap out of some socksucker named "Randy". What kind of dumbass name is that? A dumbass one that is what.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #123 on: August 13, 2014, 02:50:13 AM »


Good information thanks J

-Randy

Use it for business Randal



-Randy

I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down

Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life

Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older too
Well...

Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older, too
Well I'm getting older too

So, take this love and take it down
Year and if you climb a mountain and ya turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well maybe
Well maybe
Well maybe the landslide will bring you down


Literally what the eff is that?

-Randy

oh wow that's pretty hostile.

i didn't realize i was gonna start my day out beating the crap out of some socksucker named "Randy". What kind of dumbass name is that? A dumbass one that is what.

Damn I just lost 100-0. Good game J you are superior alpha male.

-Randy

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #124 on: August 13, 2014, 02:56:46 AM »


Good information thanks J

-Randy

Use it for business Randal



-Randy

I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down

Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life

Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older too
Well...

Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older, too
Well I'm getting older too

So, take this love and take it down
Year and if you climb a mountain and ya turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well maybe
Well maybe
Well maybe the landslide will bring you down


Literally what the eff is that?

-Randy

oh wow that's pretty hostile.

i didn't realize i was gonna start my day out beating the crap out of some socksucker named "Randy". What kind of dumbass name is that? A dumbass one that is what.

Damn I just lost 100-0. Good game J you are superior alpha male.

-Randy

Righto Randy! You know who isn't alpha like me? This guy