so the offense scored the least amount of points that it scored all year, yet it's the defenses fault that we lost to ndsu? weird.
Also, lol at SD thinking the walk-ons were a part of this. They're the ones who narked.He means ex-walkons. Mueller specifically.
so the offense scored the least amount of points that it scored all year, yet it's the defenses fault that we lost to ndsu? weird.
so the offense scored the least amount of points that it scored all year, yet it's the defenses fault that we lost to ndsu? weird.
The Defense got their crap pushed in on an 8 1/2 minute drive in the 4th quarter. I'm assuming Dollar Bill thinks they got tired late in the game and couldn't get off the field due to poor summer workout attendance. Read between the lines, Theo. Read between the LINES.
Never heard Snyder called "Dollar Bill" - new one
If any of you mother fuckers smiles I will blow your head off with a shotgun.:blush:
Looking back, I’d say I had a pretty enjoyable childhood, nothing bad ever happened to me. I barely ever got sick, never broke any bones, or got into fights with my cousins when I visited. I was basically a picture perfect child, not to brag. Except, one time when I was visiting my older cousins I experienced the strangest event, and even today, I still can’t tell myself that it was just my imagination.#squatchproblems
I was probably about six years old at the time, but I still remember everything about that night like it was yesterday. I was climbing trees with my cousins most of the day, and when it got dark, we went inside. My aunt and uncle went out for dinner so it was just us left in the old house. And then I suggested it, “Let’s play hide and seek!” Sometimes I wonder how it would have been if I hadn’t suggested that.
Either way, it was Alex’s turn to be it first since he lost ‘rock, paper, scissors,’ and Ray and I scattered to find a hiding place. First, I tried squeezing behind the sofa, my favourite hiding spot, but it was closer to the wall than normal. As lanky as I was as, I couldn’t fit that time. Alex was half way done counting, so as a last resort I ran into their bedroom and looked around, trying to find any place to hide, obvious or not. Thankfully, the room was quite messy, so I figured that if I hid under the desk, I would blend in enough. Anything was better than being caught without a hiding spot. As I was about to dive under the desk, I noticed my other cousin, Ray, had already beat me there. I could see some of her long dark hair peeking out from beneath the blanket she was hiding under. Alex was almost done counting, so I had no choice but to join Ray.
I said to let me under the blanket with her, but when I reached out to pull some of it over me she scooted away. I scooted closer and reached out again whispering a really long ‘pleaaase,’ but she jerked away to completely avoid my touch. Fine, I thought, I guess that’s fair anyway, since she was here before me, it makes sense for me to be the one to be caught first. I teasingly whispered that I could see her hair anyways, and she rustled around in the blanket trying to cover it, not succeeding. When I looked around from my hiding spot, I could see that it was definitely a good place, with some boxes blocking the view of the door around the corner, so if someone just gave a quick glance over the room, they wouldn’t have seen us. I leaned over and whispered how this was a really good hiding spot. Ray rustled around under the blanket in response. Then suddenly I heard Alex walk into the room, he looked around, checking under the bunk beds, right across from the desk. I held my breath. He got up and walked to the closet, checking in there, before going back out of the room. I let out a quiet sigh of relief, and whispered to Ray how close that was. Ray rustled under the blanket again.
From outside the room, I heard both Alex and Ray shout the traditional, “OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!” from the other room. So I started to get up, proud of not having lost hide and seek, and said come on to Ray, but she didn’t move from under the blanket.
That’s when I realised that I had heard both of my cousins call for me to come out. I backtracked in my mind to realise that only my two cousins and I were home. Panic fell over me as I ran to the other room as fast as I could and saw both of my cousins standing right there. I tried to explain to them as fast as I could that someone else was in the room with me, and they of course, being older, were reluctant to believe me. I tried pulling them to the hiding spot so I could prove it to them, and it took some actual pulling, but I finally got them there.
My heart sunk when we looked under the desk.
The blanket was completely flat.
My cousins laughed at me as I frantically I searched the whole room, top to bottom, and scoured the boxes next to the desk for any trace of the figure, or anything I could have mistaken it for, with no luck.
It was gone. And still, many years later, I have no explanation of what it could have been, and frankly, I’m glad I never got to see what was underneath that blanket.
You volunteer at the mental health clinic. Given the dangerous nature of the residents, they assigned you the rooms of the less violent patients. The suicidal. Those who hear voices. Those that don’t say anything at all.:D
You become close to a mute man named Arthur. He is a rapt listener, willing to nod his head for hours as you tell him the story of your life. You mention your past, your present. The people involved in both. Your hopes for the future.
And Arthur just nods.
After several months of listening, you figure that you owe it to Arthur to get him out of the clinic. He can’t be happy sitting in a room by himself nodding at interns everyday. You talk to the supervisor of the clinic. You argue that he isn’t harming anyone. That he grooms and feeds himself with no problems. That perhaps his condition is a physical aliment.
The day comes when your arguing pays off. The supervisor has agreed to let Arthur go. You rush to his room to tell him the news. “You’re free!” You shout. “Isn’t that great?”
And Arthur just nods.
You write your name and address on a piece of paper. Hand it to him. “I’m going to miss having someone to talk to.” You say. “But now you can write me. I can learn all about you. Like why they were so insistent in having you in here, pal. I had to fight Dr. Thanner everyday to get you out.”
He looks at you and takes the paper. Just nods.
You go home, feeling good about yourself. You brag to everyone you can tell, friends, family, classmates, co-workers, about how you came through for Arthur. You even fall asleep with a smile.
That night, your eyes snap open. Screams, unearthly screams wake you up.
Then you see them. Your mother. Your father. Your friends. Your classmates. Your co-workers. Lying on your floor, their blood soaking into your carpet. Your walls stained with carnage. Their heads bashed in, their eyes missing from their sockets. Everyone you know dead or dying.
You whimper and see a man standing in the doorway.
It’s Arthur, holding the piece of paper you gave him.
Your entire body shaking, you choke out. “Are you here to kill me?”
And Arthur just nods.
You volunteer at the mental health clinic. Given the dangerous nature of the residents, they assigned you the rooms of the less violent patients. The suicidal. Those who hear voices. Those that don’t say anything at all.:D
You become close to a mute man named Arthur. He is a rapt listener, willing to nod his head for hours as you tell him the story of your life. You mention your past, your present. The people involved in both. Your hopes for the future.
And Arthur just nods.
After several months of listening, you figure that you owe it to Arthur to get him out of the clinic. He can’t be happy sitting in a room by himself nodding at interns everyday. You talk to the supervisor of the clinic. You argue that he isn’t harming anyone. That he grooms and feeds himself with no problems. That perhaps his condition is a physical aliment.
The day comes when your arguing pays off. The supervisor has agreed to let Arthur go. You rush to his room to tell him the news. “You’re free!” You shout. “Isn’t that great?”
And Arthur just nods.
You write your name and address on a piece of paper. Hand it to him. “I’m going to miss having someone to talk to.” You say. “But now you can write me. I can learn all about you. Like why they were so insistent in having you in here, pal. I had to fight Dr. Thanner everyday to get you out.”
He looks at you and takes the paper. Just nods.
You go home, feeling good about yourself. You brag to everyone you can tell, friends, family, classmates, co-workers, about how you came through for Arthur. You even fall asleep with a smile.
That night, your eyes snap open. Screams, unearthly screams wake you up.
Then you see them. Your mother. Your father. Your friends. Your classmates. Your co-workers. Lying on your floor, their blood soaking into your carpet. Your walls stained with carnage. Their heads bashed in, their eyes missing from their sockets. Everyone you know dead or dying.
You whimper and see a man standing in the doorway.
It’s Arthur, holding the piece of paper you gave him.
Your entire body shaking, you choke out. “Are you here to kill me?”
And Arthur just nods.
(Shout) a little bit louder now
(Shout) a little bit louder now
(Shout) A LITTLE BIT LOUDER NOW
How and why did this thread become J's personal playground ?The drugs.
These lazys better shape up if they ever want a coveted spot on the WC08AWHT
Sweatshirt is a trademarked term?In post-apocalyptic future it is....in fact, thou shalt not take the Sweatshirttm's name in vain.
I'll take that vent register
Wood
Pack of 4 Spader-mans...men...whatever.
(Choking hazard :garr:)
I'll take that vent register
I'll wait until you fall asleep, strangle you with the arms of the sweatshirt. Now I have sweatshirt and vent register.
eff
I'll take that vent register
I'll wait until you fall asleep, strangle you with the arms of the sweatshirt. Now I have sweatshirt and vent register.
I covered the vent register in poison. Now we're both dead and the CHUDS (resistant to poison) have both weapons. Nice going shithead.
I'll take that vent register
I'll wait until you fall asleep, strangle you with the arms of the sweatshirt. Now I have sweatshirt and vent register.
I covered the vent register in poison. Now we're both dead and the CHUDS (resistant to poison) have both weapons. Nice going shithead.
surge protector.
surge protector.
I choose the quesadilla maker.
I walk north.
I turn west.
I find a tortilla.
I walk south.
I turn west.
I open the refrigerator.
I find cheese.
I close the refrigerator.
I walk south.
I combine the tortilla and cheese and place them on the quesadilla maker.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I plug in the quesadilla maker.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I smell smoke.
I try to put out the fire.
The fire spreads to the liquor cabinet.
I run north.
I call the fire department.
I think J is just taking the time to show all of us the proper way to ruin a thread.I agree. I'm so impressed that I decided to print this thread, since we ran out of TP this morning and what a fitting way to use this information. :'bye cruel world:
Whatever your reasoning may be (i.e. the thread sucked to begin with, it stalled out, was started by kim or lollypop kid).
Let's be honest how long was this thread going to be 1/2 a page or so? Now look this is probably one of the more interesting threads other than Will Geary and the expansion thread.
Bravo J Bravo. I have already mentally cataloged this thread for later reference.
I choose the quesadilla maker.
I walk north.
I turn west.
I find a tortilla.
I walk south.
I turn west.
I open the refrigerator.
I find cheese.
I close the refrigerator.
I walk south.
I combine the tortilla and cheese and place them on the quesadilla maker.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I plug in the quesadilla maker.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I smell smoke.
I try to put out the fire.
The fire spreads to the liquor cabinet.
I run north.
I call the fire department.
*** You have died ***
i enjoyed that gfa
I choose the quesadilla maker.
I walk north.
I turn west.
I find a tortilla.
I walk south.
I turn west.
I open the refrigerator.
I find cheese.
I close the refrigerator.
I walk south.
I combine the tortilla and cheese and place them on the quesadilla maker.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I plug in the quesadilla maker.
I wait.
I wait.
I wait.
I smell smoke.
I try to put out the fire.
The fire spreads to the liquor cabinet.
I run north.
I call the fire department.
*** You have died ***
Could you have saved during the waiting period(s)?
Drive west on Sunset
To the sea
Turn that jungle music down
Just until we're out of town
This is no one. night. stand
It's a real occasion!
Close your eyes and you'll be there
It's everything they say
The end of a perfect day
Distant lights from across the bay
Babylon sisters... shake it
Babylon sisters... shake it
So fine so youngTell me I'm the only oneHere come those Santa Ana winds againWe'll jog with show folk on the sand
Drink kirschwasser from a shell
San Francisco show and tell
Well I should know. by. now
That it's just a spasm
Like a Sunday in T.J.
That it's cheap but it's not free
That I'm not what I used to be
And that love's not a game for three
Babylon sisters... shake it
Babylon sisters... shake it
So fine so youngTell me I'm the only one
My friends say no. don't. go
For that cotton candy
Son you're playing with fire
The kid will live and learn
As he watches his bridges burn
From the point ofnoreturn
Babylon sisters... shake it
Babylon sisters... shake it
So fine so youngTell me I'm the only one
You have been granted 3 wishes. What are they?
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Good information thanks J
-Randy
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Good information thanks J
-Randy
Use it for business Randal
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Good information thanks J
-Randy
Use it for business Randal
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-Randy
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Good information thanks J
-Randy
Use it for business Randal
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-Randy
I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life
Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older too
Well...
Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older, too
Well I'm getting older too
So, take this love and take it down
Year and if you climb a mountain and ya turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well maybe
Well maybe
Well maybe the landslide will bring you down
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Good information thanks J
-Randy
Use it for business Randal
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-Randy
I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life
Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older too
Well...
Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older, too
Well I'm getting older too
So, take this love and take it down
Year and if you climb a mountain and ya turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well maybe
Well maybe
Well maybe the landslide will bring you down
Literally what the eff is that?
-Randy
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Good information thanks J
-Randy
Use it for business Randal
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-Randy
I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life
Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older too
Well...
Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older, too
Well I'm getting older too
So, take this love and take it down
Year and if you climb a mountain and ya turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well maybe
Well maybe
Well maybe the landslide will bring you down
Literally what the eff is that?
-Randy
oh wow that's pretty hostile.
i didn't realize i was gonna start my day out beating the crap out of some socksucker named "Randy". What kind of dumbass name is that? A dumbass one that is what.
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Good information thanks J
-Randy
Use it for business Randal
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-Randy
I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life
Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older too
Well...
Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older, too
Well I'm getting older too
So, take this love and take it down
Year and if you climb a mountain and ya turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well maybe
Well maybe
Well maybe the landslide will bring you down
Literally what the eff is that?
-Randy
oh wow that's pretty hostile.
i didn't realize i was gonna start my day out beating the crap out of some socksucker named "Randy". What kind of dumbass name is that? A dumbass one that is what.
Damn I just lost 100-0. Good game J you are superior alpha male.
-Randy
Heard a local NAIA coach didn't think K-State would do too well this year on account of recruiting the same kids that he was after. :whistle1:
Just caught up in this thread. J went nutssw, I promise I will never do this in dobber family soccer thread...good or bad.
Just caught up in this thread. J went nuts