You're on your death bed. QUICK...

[ksupamplemousse]

i've never had heroin, so i'd probably just stick with morphine.  wouldn't want to risk a unsatisfactory experience on a one shot deal.

^this

[Cartierfor3]

JK. Katdaddy/Heroin binge

[Asteriskhead]

I'd probably just gather my loved ones and hug and kiss them, let them know that I love them, and just drift off peacefully. No need to indulge every last drop of physical gratification. I feel bad for your widows watching you cram an entire steak and bottle of whiskey down your throat with your final moments that could be spent with them. Think of the mess. Just your dead bloated corpse in a pile of steak sauce, booze, and needles. Think if kids saw that. Its probably 5 minutes before you die because you die of a heroin overdose and choking on unchewed meat you bunch of mindless consumers.

my thought process would probably be different if I had a spouse and children, but I do not.

[Cartierfor3]

WC08 am I allowed to answer with like, a 5 hour window rather than a 5 min. window?

Sure

5 Hour window leaves enough time for cheerful goodbyes and no mess.

[Asteriskhead]

I'd never heard that before. rough ridin' awesome.

You can snort it

That changes things. I have a LHIQ.

[420seriouscat69]

yes!  a radio interview with him telling the train story was replayed last week and it was in my head 

That was amazing. I had never seen that before.

[The Big Train]

1. Jose Cuervo Black Medallion (lots)
2. buffalo chicken tacos from lucha(lots)
3. Olivia Wilde(lots)

[paulnyakatura]

Pick three foods/alcohol/pills/drugs/etc. that you would indulge in before passing away in the next 5 minutes.

1. Jose Cuervo Black Medallion (lots)
2. buffalo chicken tacos from lucha(lots)
3. Olivia Wilde(lots)

"Women: The et cetera of Deathbed Requests" -TBT

[The Big Train]

Pick three foods/alcohol/pills/drugs/etc. that you would indulge in before passing away in the next 5 minutes.

1. Jose Cuervo Black Medallion (lots)
2. buffalo chicken tacos from lucha(lots)
3. Olivia Wilde(lots)

"Women: The et cetera of Deathbed Requests" -TBT

not sure how you mean. wasn't meant to be seen in the same sense as 1&2

edit: now that you changed your original post, i see

[paulnyakatura]

Question: is crack known to enhance the flavor of food? If so, then crack and deep fried catfish filets, hot sauce, seasoned fries and an Arnold Palmer. If not, same thing.

[bones129]

I'd probably just gather my loved ones and hug and kiss them, let them know that I love them, and just drift off peacefully. No need to indulge every last drop of physical gratification. I feel bad for your widows watching you cram an entire steak and bottle of whiskey down your throat with your final moments that could be spent with them. Think of the mess. Just your dead bloated corpse in a pile of steak sauce, booze, and needles. Think if kids saw that. Its probably 5 minutes before you die because you die of a heroin overdose and choking on unchewed meat you bunch of mindless consumers.

   This is an epic post. And I mean that.

[star seed 7]

I'd probably just gather my loved ones and hug and kiss them, let them know that I love them, and just drift off peacefully. No need to indulge every last drop of physical gratification. I feel bad for your widows watching you cram an entire steak and bottle of whiskey down your throat with your final moments that could be spent with them. Think of the mess. Just your dead bloated corpse in a pile of steak sauce, booze, and needles. Think if kids saw that. Its probably 5 minutes before you die because you die of a heroin overdose and choking on unchewed meat you bunch of mindless consumers.

   This is an epic post. And I mean that.

Hey look! You guys are on the same moon cycle!

[EMAWmeister]

Question: is crack known to enhance the flavor of food? If so, then crack and deep fried catfish filets, hot sauce, seasoned fries and an Arnold Palmer. If not, same thing.

G sauce?

[Stevesie60]

Did everyone see CartierFor3's post like, two posts after the one about his family or nah?

[The Big Train]

Did everyone see CartierFor3's post like, two posts after the one about his family or nah?

Don't kill the good vibe.

[Benja]

Your life must be boring as eff if you really would consider stuffing your stupid fat face with food on your deathbed a good way to go out

[420seriouscat69]

Your life must be boring as eff if you really would consider stuffing your stupid fat face with food on your deathbed a good way to go out

[Spracne]

1. The Holy Eucharist
2. The blood of Christ
3. Sacred oils

[j-dub]

1. The Holy Eucharist
2. The blood of Christ
3. Sacred oils

is this the 1st serious spracne post in history?

or more of the same..

[paulnyakatura]

G sauce?

Seems likely, but naw. Rather have actual crack than that lovely substitute.

[KITNfury]

Meth as number 1 would allow u to do more of whatever you have as number 2 and 3 on your list.