Author Topic: You're on your death bed. QUICK... (Read 6308 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:21:04 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on July 18, 2014, 04:15:50 PM

crap, I just realized that I lied in the MLB thread earlier this week.

I'd go out in a full on coke and sex binge.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #26 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:24:40 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 18, 2014, 04:21:04 PM

Quote from: Metalhead on July 18, 2014, 04:15:50 PM
crap, I just realized that I lied in the MLB thread earlier this week.

I'd go out in a full on coke and sex binge.

Respectfully, of course.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:27:01 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on July 18, 2014, 04:24:40 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 18, 2014, 04:21:04 PM
Quote from: Metalhead on July 18, 2014, 04:15:50 PM
crap, I just realized that I lied in the MLB thread earlier this week.

I'd go out in a full on coke and sex binge.

Respectfully, of course.

Have you broken out yet?

Gooch · « **Reply #28 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:27:33 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on July 18, 2014, 04:24:40 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 18, 2014, 04:21:04 PM
Quote from: Metalhead on July 18, 2014, 04:15:50 PM
crap, I just realized that I lied in the MLB thread earlier this week.

I'd go out in a full on coke and sex binge.

Respectfully, of course.

Pretty sure there is nothing respectful going on in a coke fueled sex binge.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #29 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:31:21 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 18, 2014, 04:27:01 PM

Quote from: Metalhead on July 18, 2014, 04:24:40 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 18, 2014, 04:21:04 PM
Quote from: Metalhead on July 18, 2014, 04:15:50 PM
crap, I just realized that I lied in the MLB thread earlier this week.

I'd go out in a full on coke and sex binge.

Respectfully, of course.
Have you broken out yet?

Yea, I walked out of there about two hours ago.

8manpick · « **Reply #30 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:31:48 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on July 18, 2014, 04:15:50 PM

crap, I just realized that I lied in the MLB thread earlier this week.

I'd go out in a full on coke and sex binge.

Ever tried a coke/sex binge? Might not work that well

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #31 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:33:41 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 18, 2014, 04:31:48 PM

Quote from: Metalhead on July 18, 2014, 04:15:50 PM
crap, I just realized that I lied in the MLB thread earlier this week.

I'd go out in a full on coke and sex binge.
Ever tried a coke/sex binge? Might not work that well

May or may not have been why I had to admit to lying in the MLB thread.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #32 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:37:46 PM »

I've never done it. I'm afraid i'd have a heart attack or my heart would explode.

puniraptor · « **Reply #33 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:39:04 PM »

5 mins isn't much of a binge, guys.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #34 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:47:42 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 18, 2014, 04:39:04 PM

5 mins isn't much of a binge, guys.

Yeah, it's really not even enough time to enjoy one dish, let alone 3.

Tobias · « **Reply #35 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:48:56 PM »

timeframe lends itself to more of a katdaddy binge than food/drink binge

michigancat · « **Reply #36 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:52:42 PM »

some folks need to ask themselves why they aren't katdaddying it up already

star seed 7 · « **Reply #37 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:05:04 PM »

heroin is the only thing that will provide the instant, intense pleasure that you guys are trying to achieve in 5 minutes.

8manpick · « **Reply #38 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:06:48 PM »

Duh. That's why I picked it.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #39 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:08:08 PM »

Are 8manpick and I the only people to have put some thought into our response?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #40 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:09:15 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 18, 2014, 05:06:48 PM

Duh. That's why I picked it.

well obviously you would pick the correct answer, you're the machine

i'm just commenting on how dumb some people are responding. mac and cheese does not stand up to the feeling of 10 thousand puppies sucking your dick (how heroin has been described to me)

8manpick · « **Reply #41 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:15:36 PM »

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:17:19 PM »

WC08 am I allowed to answer with like, a 5 hour window rather than a 5 min. window?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:17:46 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 18, 2014, 05:15:36 PM

yes! a radio interview with him telling the train story was replayed last week and it was in my head

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #44 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:20:15 PM »

My answer would still be blow, even if the stimulant shut down occurs. I'd still be able to have a little fun. I don't think heroin would ever be something I would experiment with, even if I knew I was going to die. I hate needles.

j-dub · « **Reply #45 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:20:51 PM »

you guys don't fully appreciate just how fast i put down my ice cream.

faster than anyone you've ever seen p.s.

8manpick · « **Reply #46 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:21:37 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on July 18, 2014, 05:20:15 PM

My answer would still be blow, even if the stimulant shut down occurs. I'd still be able to have a little fun. I don't think heroin would ever be something I would experiment with, even if I knew I was going to die. I hate needles.

You can snort it

sys · « **Reply #47 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:25:24 PM »

i've never had heroin, so i'd probably just stick with morphine. wouldn't want to risk a unsatisfactory experience on a one shot deal.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #48 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:26:17 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on July 18, 2014, 05:17:19 PM

WC08 am I allowed to answer with like, a 5 hour window rather than a 5 min. window?

Sure

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #49 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:26:57 PM »

I'd probably just gather my loved ones and hug and kiss them, let them know that I love them, and just drift off peacefully. No need to indulge every last drop of physical gratification. I feel bad for your widows watching you cram an entire steak and bottle of whiskey down your throat with your final moments that could be spent with them. Think of the mess. Just your dead bloated corpse in a pile of steak sauce, booze, and needles. Think if kids saw that. Its probably 5 minutes before you die because you die of a heroin overdose and choking on unchewed meat you bunch of mindless consumers.