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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1575 on: June 22, 2014, 09:47:58 PM »

Corrupt, racist German, plucky Algerian revolutionaries and the reason the last pair of games in every group must be played simultaneously: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2010/jun/13/1982-world-cup-algeria

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1576 on: June 22, 2014, 09:51:30 PM »
I feel like the reason is beyond obvious. :dunno:

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1577 on: June 22, 2014, 09:59:21 PM »


cartier.  they're sharing size.  you're at church aren't you? :frown:

I was but guess what. I started watching on a bro's tablet at the 85th minute.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1578 on: June 22, 2014, 10:00:21 PM »
So I've basically seen all the loser parts of USA's games. I missed all our goals and have seen 2 of the 3 goals scored on us. I'll sit out Thursday for the good of the country.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1579 on: June 22, 2014, 10:03:31 PM »
CF3 please go to Berlin on Thursday

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1580 on: June 22, 2014, 10:10:13 PM »
CF3 please go to Berlin on Thursday

Yeah. German babes.
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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1581 on: June 22, 2014, 10:11:30 PM »
I feel like the reason is beyond obvious. :dunno:

because they allow ties?
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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1582 on: June 22, 2014, 10:23:52 PM »
they just showed a clip of PNL doing the "i believe that we will win" chant on sportscenter. 

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1583 on: June 22, 2014, 10:24:57 PM »
they just showed a clip of PNL doing the "i believe that we will win" chant on sportscenter.

quick. somebody get sunny a warm towel to clean himself up
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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1584 on: June 22, 2014, 10:26:10 PM »
they kind of look like dumbasses b/c they said they believed that we would win but then we didn't...

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1585 on: June 22, 2014, 10:37:18 PM »

they kind of look like dumbasses b/c they said they believed that we would win but then we didn't...

"I believe that we will tie" just doesn't quite have the same ring to it, but we might want to break that one out for the Germany game.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1586 on: June 22, 2014, 10:40:10 PM »

Besler's been pretty studly today

finished 2nd in MOTM votes :thumbs:
fyi: he is a KS native.

no crap. let me go back in time and tell 10 years ago j-dub that besler is a kansan before he reads about it in the high school section of the kc star

that'll blow his mind
I said it because I knew you guys knew already.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1587 on: June 22, 2014, 11:42:33 PM »
late to the party but that was absolutely terrible. oh my goodness. let's beat the crap out of germany.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1588 on: June 23, 2014, 07:25:50 AM »
obviously watch holland/chile then mexico/croatia.  mon-thurs are last days of the group stage


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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1589 on: June 23, 2014, 07:47:16 AM »
Cameroon has not scored a goal. I hope they get one today.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1590 on: June 23, 2014, 07:52:00 AM »
Cameroon has not scored a goal. I hope they get one today.
on this note, joel got absolutely blasted yesterday for cheering for nani. those guys down the road are just horrible people

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1591 on: June 23, 2014, 07:53:58 AM »
Cameroon has not scored a goal. I hope they get one today.
on this note, joel got absolutely blasted yesterday for cheering for nani. those guys down the road are just horrible people

I thought it was a tweet about Ronaldo.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1592 on: June 23, 2014, 07:55:39 AM »
Cameroon has not scored a goal. I hope they get one today.
on this note, joel got absolutely blasted yesterday for cheering for nani. those guys down the road are just horrible people

I thought it was a tweet about Ronaldo.
there was both i believe, not sure who screen capped it but it was on twitter last night. and it was awful

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1593 on: June 23, 2014, 07:58:23 AM »
Cameroon has not scored a goal. I hope they get one today.
on this note, joel got absolutely blasted yesterday for cheering for nani. those guys down the road are just horrible people

I thought it was a tweet about Ronaldo.
there was both i believe, not sure who screen capped it but it was on twitter last night. and it was awful

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1594 on: June 23, 2014, 08:11:03 AM »
I broke it down for us guys

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Note, here are the tiebreakers. FIFA resolves ties in the group stage in the following order: goal differential, goals scored, head-to-head results. (Eventually, it gets down to drawing lots.)
     - Goal differential:
          - US = scored 4, allowed 3, differential = +1
          - Ghana = scored 3, allowed 4, differential = -1
          - Portugal = scored 2, allowed 6, differential = -4
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Here are the scenarios for the U.S. to advance in the World Cup.

If the U.S. loses, the "safest" route is for Portugal to win as it allows more differential for the U.S.  So, root for Portugal on Thursday and for them to win by a margin less than what the U.S. loses (if the U.S. loses).

US advances if:

- US win or draw against Germany

- US loss and:
     - Purtugal/Ghana draw, or

     - Ghana wins:
          - US advances if US loses by 1 and Ghana wins by 1 and US scores at least 1 fewer goal than Ghana
               - (same diff, more goals or head-to-head)
               - (e.g. Ghana scores 3, US must score at least 2)
          - If US loses by 1 and Ghana wins by 1 and US scores 2 goals less than Ghana ==> US does not advance
          - Ghana wins by 2 ==> US does not advance

     - Portugal wins:
          - US advances if the US loss margin plus the Portugal win margin is < 5 (goal diff)
          - If the US loss margin plus the Portugal win margin is = 5,
               - US advances if US scores at least 1 fewer goal than Portugal
               - (more goals)
               - (e.g. Portugal scores 3, US must score at least 2)
          - If the US loss margin plus the Portugal win margin is = 5, and US scores 2 less goals than Portugal
               - US advances if it wins the lot (coin flip)
               - (e.g. Portugal scores 3, US scores 1)
          - If the US loss margin plus the Portugal win margin is > 5, US does not advance

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1595 on: June 23, 2014, 08:14:07 AM »
JUST WIN (OR DRAW)

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1596 on: June 23, 2014, 08:20:49 AM »
I'm going for both games are draws. maximum draws.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1597 on: June 23, 2014, 08:38:33 AM »
thanks steve dave

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1598 on: June 23, 2014, 08:40:49 AM »
SD, can you run these scenarios through a super computer (SD brain) and tell me the outcomes I can expect Thursday?

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #1599 on: June 23, 2014, 09:11:33 AM »
SD, if Stanbot were to do a breakdown of these two matches what would he say??
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