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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #600 on: June 17, 2014, 09:52:39 AM »
ps, i wonder if we'll see more Zusi against Portugal? 

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #601 on: June 17, 2014, 09:59:06 AM »
ps, i wonder if we'll see more Zusi against Portugal?
probably, the dude just creates. and we needed that last night and will again the rest of the tournament. Im not trashing bradley as a player, he maybe our best other than dempsey but he played like crap for 91 minutes last night

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #602 on: June 17, 2014, 10:50:12 AM »
true story- (E.S.P. maybe too?) - last night when "zeus" lined up that corner i was thinking in my head, oh man zeus is so good at corners [b/c he is] we might score here. what it be zeus?  then we did and i yelled "yes!"  boo radley got scared and i had to pet his head b/c he thought i was yelling at him but i wasn't.


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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #603 on: June 17, 2014, 10:50:59 AM »
then i was like, let's just get through these next 10 mins boys


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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #604 on: June 17, 2014, 10:57:21 AM »
jóhannsson sucked ass

This.

After Jozy went down I knew it would take him a while to settle in but as the game went on he only got worse. Every time he touched the ball he turned to advance instead of finding a mid to control the ball, which is what we needed to get some rest and put pressure on their mids to play the full length of the field.

He was like James Harden mixed with crap.

I do think he's better than that but what a terrible game for him.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #605 on: June 17, 2014, 10:59:43 AM »
then i was like, let's just get through these next 10 mins boys
5 minutes of added time was such complete bullshit, they added 5 minutes at the half and jozy was on the ground longer than that getting stretchered off. i was not happy about that

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #606 on: June 17, 2014, 11:04:07 AM »
jozy going down is a blessing. he cant finish.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #607 on: June 17, 2014, 11:06:58 AM »
true story- (E.S.P. maybe too?) - last night when "zeus" lined up that corner i was thinking in my head, oh man zeus is so good at corners [b/c he is] we might score here. what it be zeus?  then we did and i yelled "yes!"  boo radley got scared and i had to pet his head b/c he thought i was yelling at him but i wasn't.

i actually said "zusi is good at corners" out loud!  :D

then i screamed "AMERICA!!" at the top of my lungs for like 2 minutes.

what a thrill  :D
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #608 on: June 17, 2014, 11:08:41 AM »

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #609 on: June 17, 2014, 11:08:41 AM »
true story- (E.S.P. maybe too?) - last night when "zeus" lined up that corner i was thinking in my head, oh man zeus is so good at corners [b/c he is] we might score here. what it be zeus?  then we did and i yelled "yes!"  boo radley got scared and i had to pet his head b/c he thought i was yelling at him but i wasn't.
Good thing he didn't punch you in the face like he did me for no reason at all I might add.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #610 on: June 17, 2014, 11:22:47 AM »
ps, i wonder if we'll see more Zusi against Portugal?
probably, the dude just creates. and we needed that last night and will again the rest of the tournament. Im not trashing bradley as a player, he maybe our best other than dempsey but he played like crap for 91 minutes last night

I was surprised he didn't come on earlier against Ghana. JK was probably holding that last sub as long as possible in case someone else came up lame which Bedoya did eventually. If we don't have two hammy's I saw him getting in much earlier.

I'm betting he starts against Portugal. We give up some speed but we have to control it or it's Ghana be like Ghana again but with more shots on goal.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #611 on: June 17, 2014, 11:52:38 AM »
vertonghen's takedown :facepalm:

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #612 on: June 17, 2014, 12:18:35 PM »
this thread has really taken off since i got back from lunch  (winstead's; great).  really glad this site's best soccer posters are taking ahold of this thread and letting their opinions rip


true story- (E.S.P. maybe too?) - last night when "zeus" lined up that corner i was thinking in my head, oh man zeus is so good at corners [b/c he is] we might score here. what it be zeus?  then we did and i yelled "yes!"  boo radley got scared and i had to pet his head b/c he thought i was yelling at him but i wasn't.
Good thing he didn't punch you in the face like he did me for no reason at all I might add.

i asked him about that after you left and he said you were tickling his crotch.  dunno.


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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #613 on: June 17, 2014, 12:21:27 PM »
5 tottenham players in this game!

(you can tell because there's only been one goal and it was on a vertonghen takedown)

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #614 on: June 17, 2014, 12:22:25 PM »
err 4

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #615 on: June 17, 2014, 12:23:35 PM »
'bias,

who should i be rooting for in this game?
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #616 on: June 17, 2014, 12:26:33 PM »
whichever team you like!  (belgium has a lot of good young players that may or may not gel for this world cup and some consider them a "dark horse")

which means I'm pulling for algeria :D

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #617 on: June 17, 2014, 12:27:00 PM »
belgium is the sexiest of all euro countries so far (netherlands is close tho)

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #618 on: June 17, 2014, 12:27:37 PM »
kiss of death! :D

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #619 on: June 17, 2014, 12:39:29 PM »
holy crap i walk away for 2 seconds  :surprised:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #620 on: June 17, 2014, 12:41:20 PM »
belgium DOES have a tobias :love:

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #621 on: June 17, 2014, 12:42:31 PM »
belgium DOES have a tobias :love:

i was pulling for them all the way  :D
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #622 on: June 17, 2014, 01:11:16 PM »
Penalty kicks are such crap. No way you should be able to basically have a free goal (like 90% of the time, probs) because you flopped in the goalie box.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #623 on: June 17, 2014, 01:14:06 PM »
Penalty kicks are such crap. No way you should be able to basically have a free goal (like 90% of the time, probs) because you flopped in the goalie box.
What is your suggestion for when you get fouled in the box?

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #624 on: June 17, 2014, 01:16:46 PM »
Free kick (direct) from that spot.  Only the same players that were in the 18 yard box at the time of the foul are allowed inside the 18 yard box at the time of the kick.  Standard 10 yard standoff applies, unless it's too close, and then the 6 yard box rules apply.