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Re: Mosul, Tikrit, etc.
« Reply #100 on: June 17, 2014, 12:24:11 PM »
ISIS is good at social media, btw (they have their own rough ridin' app, for pete's sake).  They're also distributing these: http://dronesurvivalguide.org/

THE SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATES OF BRITISH JIHADISTS IN SYRIA JUST GOT A LOT MORE DISTRESSING NSFW

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« Reply #101 on: June 17, 2014, 01:38:15 PM »
ISIS is good at social media, btw (they have their own rough ridin' app, for pete's sake).  They're also distributing these: http://dronesurvivalguide.org/

THE SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATES OF BRITISH JIHADISTS IN SYRIA JUST GOT A LOT MORE DISTRESSING NSFW

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Re: Mosul, Tikrit, etc.
« Reply #102 on: June 17, 2014, 01:41:06 PM »
I assume the politicians that initially supported the invasion will also support going back in.

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« Reply #103 on: June 17, 2014, 02:04:59 PM »
On the bright side at least the gang from the last war has got back together and is all over cable news.  Even Paul Wolfowitz is back on TV.  Scarborough and Kristol put on their "very serious bipartisan foreign policy" faces and asked that if everyone agrees not to bring up any quotes from 2003 they won't say anything about Obama surrendering in 2011 assuming he listens to their idea to start a war against ISIS while keeping the option to fight Iran too if they get too meddlesome.  Lindsay graham, McCain, Cheney, the Kagan clan, they're all back!


I can't wait until Rumsfeld tries to get back out there with some strategic thinking.  All his friends out there with a shiny new war and poor Rummy is still the scapegoat.  No Sunday invites.

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Re: Mosul, Tikrit, etc.
« Reply #104 on: June 17, 2014, 02:07:01 PM »
I assume the politicians that initially supported the invasion will also support going back in.

I think the only ones left who hold office are Democrats (which includes McCain), so yes.  But, lol at the idea of Obama running this past congress. That's not really his thing.
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« Reply #105 on: June 17, 2014, 04:22:54 PM »
Biden must be getting that old tingly invasion feeling again.

Bet he wishes he was back in the Senate so he could laugh shout down Scott Ritter again.

Same goes for Hillary, should couldn't wait to vote for what her husband always wanted to do.








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« Reply #106 on: June 17, 2014, 04:58:13 PM »
I kind of wish this were 2016.  No way Jeb wouldn't run if he had an opportunity like this...

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« Reply #107 on: June 17, 2014, 05:15:18 PM »

Biden must be getting that old tingly invasion feeling again.

Bet he wishes he was back in the Senate so he could laugh shout down Scott Ritter again.

Same goes for Hillary, should couldn't wait to vote for what her husband always wanted to do.

Scott Ritter?  The lifetime movie wife killer guy?

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« Reply #108 on: June 17, 2014, 05:37:52 PM »

Biden must be getting that old tingly invasion feeling again.

Bet he wishes he was back in the Senate so he could laugh shout down Scott Ritter again.

Same goes for Hillary, should couldn't wait to vote for what her husband always wanted to do.

Scott Ritter?  The lifetime movie wife killer guy?

you're thinking of John Ritter of 3's company fame, may he RIP

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« Reply #109 on: June 17, 2014, 05:52:23 PM »

Biden must be getting that old tingly invasion feeling again.

Bet he wishes he was back in the Senate so he could laugh shout down Scott Ritter again.

Same goes for Hillary, should couldn't wait to vote for what her husband always wanted to do.

Scott Ritter?  The lifetime movie wife killer guy?

you're thinking of John Ritter of 3's company fame, may he RIP

John Ritter's hilarious brand of physical comedy could unite even the saltiest of Shias and Sunnis

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« Reply #110 on: June 17, 2014, 09:10:34 PM »
Nope, William Scott Ritter who apparently is in prison.


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« Reply #111 on: June 19, 2014, 05:28:30 AM »
Dax, could we have picked a more appropriately-named Iraqi Army spox to go out and rile up some European sympathy? I think we rough ridin' nailed it:

"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #112 on: June 19, 2014, 06:44:44 AM »
Dax, could we have picked a more appropriately-named Iraqi Army spox to go out and rile up some European sympathy? I think we rough ridin' nailed it:



Conrad Brean and Stanley Motss just high five'd each other FR!

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« Reply #113 on: June 19, 2014, 06:45:28 AM »
ISIS is good at social media, btw (they have their own rough ridin' app, for pete's sake).  They're also distributing these: http://dronesurvivalguide.org/

THE SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATES OF BRITISH JIHADISTS IN SYRIA JUST GOT A LOT MORE DISTRESSING NSFW

This one found some nutella.

"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #114 on: June 19, 2014, 08:30:00 AM »
of course adidas

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« Reply #115 on: June 19, 2014, 09:55:44 AM »
What, no kitten?

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« Reply #116 on: June 19, 2014, 10:34:05 AM »

What, no kitten?

I like to think of him as a kitten that got into the Nutella.
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« Reply #117 on: June 19, 2014, 09:51:13 PM »
Ooooh, ISIS. So evil, but soooo good at social media...



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« Reply #118 on: June 19, 2014, 11:05:01 PM »
LOL

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« Reply #119 on: June 20, 2014, 03:04:30 AM »
I love Egyptian twitter:

ISIS as a heavy metal band

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« Reply #120 on: June 20, 2014, 06:22:26 AM »
While a tragic and severe security concern, the influx of young Europeans has been great for their hashtags

#AllEyesOnISIS
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« Reply #121 on: June 20, 2014, 12:27:20 PM »
who are the euro's joining?

rich kids?

Poor kids?

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« Reply #122 on: June 20, 2014, 01:03:15 PM »

who are the euro's joining?

rich kids?

Poor kids?

I don't really know the demographics. The few examples I know of are middle class to upper middle class and well educated, but I don't know if they're representative (although history would support that trend; over-educated/under-employed is a volatile young male demographic in any culture).
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« Reply #123 on: June 24, 2014, 07:31:51 AM »
Oh man. ISIS congratulated Messi for vanquishing Iran and invited him to "join the jihadist call.”
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« Reply #124 on: June 24, 2014, 11:58:14 AM »
BTW, Dax, did you like that sex jihad story we planted? People eat that crap up.
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