Author Topic: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos (Read 70365 times)

Spracne · « **Reply #475 on:** August 29, 2014, 09:32:23 AM »

Your momma is so mean… she has no standard deviation.

Average, at best.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #476 on:** August 29, 2014, 09:32:40 AM »

mrs gooch, what's the integral of 1/cabin?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #477 on:** August 29, 2014, 09:50:08 AM »

mrs gooch, what's the integral of 1/cabin?

?1/(cabin) = log cabin + c = houseboat

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #478 on:** August 29, 2014, 09:50:58 AM »

FINE RUIN MY JOKE YOU JERK

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #479 on:** August 29, 2014, 10:03:35 AM »

FINE RUIN MY JOKE YOU JERK

oops. Sorry.
Here's a pic for you.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #480 on:** August 29, 2014, 01:11:25 PM »

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?… He’s 0K now.

Did you hear about the guy who had his entire left side ripped off by an alligator? He's alright now.

Gooch · « **Reply #481 on:** August 29, 2014, 03:29:14 PM »

Who hacked Mrs. Gooch's acct? She is nowhere this funny in real life.

Fedor · « **Reply #482 on:** August 29, 2014, 03:34:30 PM »

Who hacked Mrs. Gooch's acct? She is nowhere this funny in real life.

Google makes us all experts and comedians.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #483 on:** August 29, 2014, 04:00:36 PM »

Who hacked Mrs. Gooch's acct? She is nowhere this funny in real life.

She is less funny than calculus jokes? T&Ps Gooch

star seed 7 · « **Reply #484 on:** August 29, 2014, 06:36:36 PM »

Yo mamma is so fat, the probability of her being an arbitrary point in a room is 1.

'taterblast · « **Reply #485 on:** September 05, 2014, 09:32:51 AM »

what's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

i wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #486 on:** September 05, 2014, 10:01:30 AM »

I mean, how long do I have to wait for my tacos?

The Big Train · « **Reply #487 on:** September 05, 2014, 10:05:04 AM »

CF3 starts a thread were he tacos jokes. That's it guys that's the joke

deputy dawg · « **Reply #488 on:** September 05, 2014, 10:23:47 AM »

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #489 on:** September 26, 2014, 08:24:04 AM »

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #490 on:** September 26, 2014, 09:07:25 AM »

Mrs. Gooch, sorry for not taco'ing jokes earlier. They are all v good and get a composite score of:

The Big Train · « **Reply #491 on:** October 01, 2014, 08:10:28 PM »

rapid fire you guys, get ready

I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

The Big Train · « **Reply #492 on:** October 01, 2014, 08:10:56 PM »

Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

The Big Train · « **Reply #493 on:** October 01, 2014, 08:11:26 PM »

A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
“What do we want?”.
“Time travel”
“When do we want it?”.
“Irrelevant.”

The Big Train · « **Reply #494 on:** October 01, 2014, 08:11:53 PM »

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!

The Big Train · « **Reply #495 on:** October 01, 2014, 08:12:26 PM »

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

The Big Train · « **Reply #496 on:** October 01, 2014, 08:12:58 PM »

Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”

Tobias · « **Reply #497 on:** October 01, 2014, 09:03:15 PM »

the big train theory

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #498 on:** October 02, 2014, 08:35:31 AM »

not sure if those jokes were luked by dr bolton or in this thread

gato montes · « **Reply #499 on:** October 02, 2014, 05:19:44 PM »

What's the best part of a bulimic's birthday party?

When the cake pops out of the girl.