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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #475 on: August 29, 2014, 09:32:23 AM »
Your momma is so mean… she has no standard deviation.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #476 on: August 29, 2014, 09:32:40 AM »
mrs gooch, what's the integral of 1/cabin?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #477 on: August 29, 2014, 09:50:08 AM »
mrs gooch, what's the integral of 1/cabin?

?1/(cabin) = log cabin + c = houseboat

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #478 on: August 29, 2014, 09:50:58 AM »
FINE RUIN MY JOKE YOU JERK
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #479 on: August 29, 2014, 10:03:35 AM »
FINE RUIN MY JOKE YOU JERK

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #480 on: August 29, 2014, 01:11:25 PM »
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?… He’s 0K now.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #481 on: August 29, 2014, 03:29:14 PM »
Who hacked Mrs. Gooch's acct? She is nowhere this funny in real life.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #482 on: August 29, 2014, 03:34:30 PM »
Who hacked Mrs. Gooch's acct? She is nowhere this funny in real life.
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #483 on: August 29, 2014, 04:00:36 PM »
Who hacked Mrs. Gooch's acct? She is nowhere this funny in real life.

She is less funny than calculus jokes?  T&Ps Gooch

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #484 on: August 29, 2014, 06:36:36 PM »
Yo mamma is so fat, the probability of her being an arbitrary point in a room is 1.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #485 on: September 05, 2014, 09:32:51 AM »
what's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

i wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #486 on: September 05, 2014, 10:01:30 AM »
I mean, how long do I have to wait for my tacos?

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #487 on: September 05, 2014, 10:05:04 AM »
CF3 starts a thread were he tacos jokes. That's it guys that's the joke  :lol:

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #488 on: September 05, 2014, 10:23:47 AM »
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #490 on: September 26, 2014, 09:07:25 AM »
Mrs. Gooch, sorry for not taco'ing jokes earlier. They are all v good and get a composite score of:


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #491 on: October 01, 2014, 08:10:28 PM »
rapid fire you guys, get ready

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #492 on: October 01, 2014, 08:10:56 PM »
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?

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« Reply #493 on: October 01, 2014, 08:11:26 PM »
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #494 on: October 01, 2014, 08:11:53 PM »
What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #495 on: October 01, 2014, 08:12:26 PM »
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.    :D

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #496 on: October 01, 2014, 08:12:58 PM »
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #497 on: October 01, 2014, 09:03:15 PM »
the big train theory

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #498 on: October 02, 2014, 08:35:31 AM »
not sure if those jokes were luked by dr bolton or in this thread
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #499 on: October 02, 2014, 05:19:44 PM »
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