Author Topic: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos (Read 70379 times)

kslim · « **Reply #425 on:** August 10, 2014, 06:53:15 PM »

How much does a hipster weigh?

A instagram!

deputy dawg · « **Reply #426 on:** August 11, 2014, 12:21:35 PM »

A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."

Institutional Control · « **Reply #427 on:** August 18, 2014, 08:39:59 PM »

Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.

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Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #428 on:** August 19, 2014, 08:38:55 AM »

A guy is sitting at a bar alone and he hears some whispers "Nice shirt." "I like your haircut." "You have nice eyes."
He looks all around and there is no one around him. A minute later the bartender walks over so the guy says, "Do you hear those whispers?"

The bartender says, "It's the nuts. They're complimentary."

Institutional Control · « **Reply #429 on:** August 19, 2014, 08:51:56 AM »

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!”

The Big Train · « **Reply #430 on:** August 20, 2014, 08:12:02 PM »

Quote from: Batt BcKee on August 19, 2014, 08:51:56 AM

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!”

I like this one

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #431 on:** August 20, 2014, 10:22:06 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on July 31, 2014, 06:54:48 PM

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

I started counting in my head for some dumb reason.

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #432 on:** August 22, 2014, 10:19:15 AM »

Theres this guy hosting a big costume party in his swanky uptown apartment one evening when he notices one of his guests has arrived wearing nothing but a pair of blue jeans. The host walks up to the man to inquire what the guest is supposed to be.
"Oh, i'm a premature ejaculation." Replies the guest.
Puzzled, the man probes further "Huh, well then why did you arrive not wearing a shirt or even any shoes, for God's sake?"
"I just came in my pants."