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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #300 on: June 25, 2014, 02:12:29 PM »
How many pages does it take for gE dweebs to make unfunny jokes?

Answer: 13

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #301 on: June 25, 2014, 02:13:47 PM »
If that statement is factual, then you're the only gE dweeb in this thread, fanning.

BURN!

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #302 on: June 25, 2014, 02:14:28 PM »
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #303 on: June 25, 2014, 02:15:20 PM »
bill clinton

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now give me 72 tacos cf3

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #304 on: June 25, 2014, 02:15:29 PM »
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #305 on: June 25, 2014, 02:16:26 PM »
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #306 on: June 25, 2014, 02:21:55 PM »
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
























 He drank low fat non whip frapp before it was cool.

Stevesie is right this is inaccurate. Hipsters drink black coffee.


What happens when a Hipster falls?
























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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Some obscure number you've probably never heard of.



I dunno guys these hipster jokes are all really the same joke

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #307 on: June 25, 2014, 02:22:47 PM »
How many pages does it take for gE dweebs to make unfunny jokes?

Answer: 13

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fanning you really are a nerd sometimes

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #308 on: June 25, 2014, 02:23:01 PM »
If that statement is factual, then you're the only gE dweeb in this thread, fanning.

BURN!


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #309 on: June 25, 2014, 02:24:35 PM »
I dunno guys these hipster jokes are all really the same joke

I know cf3.  That's why I stopped at 2.


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #310 on: June 25, 2014, 02:24:39 PM »
bill clinton

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now give me 72 tacos cf3

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #311 on: June 25, 2014, 02:35:33 PM »
how many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?

you cant touch the toilet, idiot. its art.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #312 on: June 25, 2014, 02:36:30 PM »
If that statement is factual, then you're the only gE dweeb in this thread, fanning.

BURN!



Those two tacos probably have tons of hot sauce because of my sick burn tho, right?

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #313 on: June 25, 2014, 02:38:57 PM »
If that statement is factual, then you're the only gE dweeb in this thread, fanning.

BURN!



Those two tacos probably have tons of hot sauce because of my sick burn tho, right?


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #314 on: June 25, 2014, 02:40:53 PM »

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #315 on: June 25, 2014, 02:42:50 PM »
how many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?

you cant touch the toilet, idiot. its art.


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #316 on: June 25, 2014, 02:50:32 PM »
What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?



Luke warm.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #317 on: June 25, 2014, 03:00:18 PM »
 :lol: man fanning just doesnt get "it" guys

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #318 on: June 25, 2014, 03:01:59 PM »
:lol: man fanning just doesnt get "it" guys
I get it, just having fun with my IRL friend, cf3 :)

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #319 on: June 25, 2014, 03:02:42 PM »
The concept of zero tacos confuses me.  How can you have any tacos (or taco) if there are zero of them?  It is just a nebulous concept that is all.

Also, I think Syphilis is a beautiful sounding word if it weren't attached to a horrible sexually transmitted disease.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #320 on: June 25, 2014, 03:07:57 PM »
The concept of zero tacos confuses me.  How can you have any tacos (or taco) if there are zero of them?  It is just a nebulous concept that is all.

Also, I think Syphilis is a beautiful sounding word if it weren't attached to a horrible sexually transmitted disease.

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zero is a number

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #321 on: June 25, 2014, 03:17:31 PM »
The concept of zero tacos confuses me.  How can you have any tacos (or taco) if there are zero of them?  It is just a nebulous concept that is all.

Also, I think Syphilis is a beautiful sounding word if it weren't attached to a horrible sexually transmitted disease.

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thread title. 0 to 5 tacos.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #322 on: June 25, 2014, 03:18:15 PM »
What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?



Luke warm.





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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #323 on: June 25, 2014, 03:22:12 PM »
Why don't crabs give to charity?





Because they are shelfish.

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #324 on: June 25, 2014, 03:29:05 PM »
The concept of zero tacos confuses me.  How can you have any tacos (or taco) if there are zero of them?  It is just a nebulous concept that is all.

Also, I think Syphilis is a beautiful sounding word if it weren't attached to a horrible sexually transmitted disease.

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zero is a number

Zero is a number, but zero of something is nothing.  Proper scale should be 1 to 5 tacos. 
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