Author Topic: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos (Read 70277 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #276 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:44:44 PM »

The tacos mean something. I want you to feel like you've accomplished something if you get 5 taco'd. Even 4 tacos is something to be proud of. If I start handing out tacos like participation ribbons they lose value and have no meaning.

Benja · « **Reply #277 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:47:15 PM »

Did I tell you guys about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? (stop me if you've heard this one)

Spracne · « **Reply #278 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:49:14 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on June 25, 2014, 01:41:16 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on June 25, 2014, 01:39:33 PM
what if he had used bill clinton voice?

negative 2 tacos. Bill Clinton is horny, George W Bush is stupid, etc are the lowest hanging fruit in humor. Presidential jokes are lame. They are Jay Leno material.

I guess, then, that it wouldn't be prudent for me to share my H.W. Bush sidesplitter...

Benja · « **Reply #279 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:49:58 PM »

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

Benja · « **Reply #280 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:51:15 PM »

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #281 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:52:13 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on June 25, 2014, 01:49:14 PM

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on June 25, 2014, 01:41:16 PM
Quote from: puniraptor on June 25, 2014, 01:39:33 PM
what if he had used bill clinton voice?

negative 2 tacos. Bill Clinton is horny, George W Bush is stupid, etc are the lowest hanging fruit in humor. Presidential jokes are lame. They are Jay Leno material.

I guess, then, that it wouldn't be prudent for me to share my H.W. Bush sidesplitter...

up to you but be prepared to live the the tacoquences

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #282 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:53:45 PM »

I just don't think he got it you guys. He banged her. Duh!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #283 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:54:41 PM »

Quote from: Benja on June 25, 2014, 01:49:58 PM

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #284 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:54:59 PM »

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #285 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:55:24 PM »

Quote from: hatingfrancis on June 25, 2014, 01:54:59 PM

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

I liked it!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #286 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:56:00 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 25, 2014, 01:53:45 PM

I just don't think he got it you guys. He banged her. Duh!

yeah we got it bud. not really a head scratcher.

Benja · « **Reply #287 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:56:34 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on June 25, 2014, 01:54:41 PM

Quote from: Benja on June 25, 2014, 01:49:58 PM
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

yes! two rough ridin' tacos!

Benja · « **Reply #288 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:57:11 PM »

Quote from: hatingfrancis on June 25, 2014, 01:54:59 PM

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

that's a really great joke.

Tobias · « **Reply #289 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:58:42 PM »

i liked it too

Benja · « **Reply #290 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:59:04 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on June 25, 2014, 01:54:41 PM

Quote from: Benja on June 25, 2014, 01:49:58 PM
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

wacky, I don't think cartier got this joke either. I mean, he's an insomniac, so he's staying up most nights. Secondly, he's agnostic, so like, he's not sure about the whole god thing. Lastly, he's dyslexic, so when he wonders about god in the middle of the night, he has a tendency to spell the word "god", backwards, spelling it "dog". Hence the funny.

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #291 on:** June 25, 2014, 02:02:00 PM »

I've got another hipster joke.

Who was the first hipster?

You've probably never heard of him.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #292 on:** June 25, 2014, 02:02:36 PM »

Quote from: hatingfrancis on June 25, 2014, 02:02:00 PM

I've got another hipster joke.

Who was the first hipster?

You've probably never heard of him.

MOAR

kslim · « **Reply #293 on:** June 25, 2014, 02:04:01 PM »

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank low fat non whip frapp before it was cool.

kslim · « **Reply #294 on:** June 25, 2014, 02:04:37 PM »

What happens when a Hipster falls?

They Tumblr

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #295 on:** June 25, 2014, 02:05:43 PM »

Quote from: kslim on June 25, 2014, 02:04:01 PM

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank low fat non whip frapp before it was cool.

A frapp is a blended drink, aka served cold. /blow huge holes in hipster jokes with Stevesie60

Benja · « **Reply #296 on:** June 25, 2014, 02:05:51 PM »

Quote from: Benja on June 25, 2014, 01:59:04 PM

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on June 25, 2014, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: Benja on June 25, 2014, 01:49:58 PM
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

wacky, I don't think cartier got this joke either. I mean, he's an insomniac, so he's staying up most nights. Secondly, he's agnostic, so like, he's not sure about the whole god thing. Lastly, he's dyslexic, so when he wonders about god in the middle of the night, he has a tendency to spell the word "god", backwards, spelling it "dog". Hence the funny.

of course, i'm not sure why he'd be spelling things that he's thinking about, but you know, you kind of have to deal with that logic gap for the joke to work.

kslim · « **Reply #297 on:** June 25, 2014, 02:06:41 PM »

Why do hipsters love using the subway?

Because its underground.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #298 on:** June 25, 2014, 02:07:11 PM »

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Some obscure number you've probably never heard of.

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #299 on:** June 25, 2014, 02:11:13 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on June 25, 2014, 02:02:36 PM

Quote from: hatingfrancis on June 25, 2014, 02:02:00 PM
I've got another hipster joke.

Who was the first hipster?

You've probably never heard of him.

MOAR