"You're welcome" or "No problem" ??

[Spracne]

When someone calls me Sir, I reply, "Don't 'sir' me, I work for a living."  old navy joke...

edit: I work at Old Navy.

[Mr Bread]

I bet when slobber shakes someone's hand on the first meet he grabs too soon and ends up shaking hands with their fingers.  Not boss and definitely not the other person's pleasure. 

[puniraptor]

thanks to an earworm tv commercial long ago, i also will occasionally mix in a "thank yourself" by accident and feel like a dick later.

[Spracne]

I always like when someone introduces someone else to me. The new person always says that stupid, "Nice ta meet ya." I love one upping the eff right of them with the high and mighty, "it's my pleasure." (or maybe, "The pleasure is all mine." They know right away that I am a boss.
If I am being introduced, I say, "It is my pleasure to meet you." They always fall over for lack of being able to respond to such charm.

They're probably dumbstruck that some jackanape is going all Tudors on them at a casual luncheon...

[Benja]

My rule of thumb is just try to do whatever Don Draper would do when meeting someone.

[slobber]

I bet when slobber shakes someone's hand on the first meet he grabs too soon and ends up shaking hands with their fingers.  Not boss and definitely not the other person's pleasure.

LESS THAN HALF THE TIME!

[The Big Train]

My rule of thumb is just try to do whatever Don Draper would do when meeting someone.

[slobber]

I always like when someone introduces someone else to me. The new person always says that stupid, "Nice ta meet ya." I love one upping the eff right of them with the high and mighty, "it's my pleasure." (or maybe, "The pleasure is all mine." They know right away that I am a boss.
If I am being introduced, I say, "It is my pleasure to meet you." They always fall over for lack of being able to respond to such charm.

They're probably dumbstruck that some jackanape is going all Tudors on them at a casual luncheon...

There is nothing casual about slobber.
"You wanna go grab some beers?"
"Sure, just let me change into a fresh suit and take this thing to another {Tudors} level!"

[puniraptor]

I bet when slobber shakes someone's hand on the first meet he grabs too soon and ends up shaking hands with their fingers.  Not boss and definitely not the other person's pleasure.

LESS THAN HALF THE TIME!

eff, dobber. thats so horrible for everyone involved.

if you have even a chance of flubbing a first handshake, you should just say you have the flu or something and decline.

[slobber]

I bet when slobber shakes someone's hand on the first meet he grabs too soon and ends up shaking hands with their fingers.  Not boss and definitely not the other person's pleasure.

LESS THAN HALF THE TIME!

eff, dobber. thats so horrible for everyone involved.

if you have even a chance of flubbing a first handshake, you should just say you have the flu or something and decline.

NEVER IS LESS THAN HALF THE TIME! The answer is NEVER!

[Benja]

My rule of thumb is just try to do whatever Don Draper would do when meeting someone.

YEP.

[0.42]

how does "cool" work?

i can't live another day without air conditioning

[star seed 7]

They should teach you how to handshake in school

[CNS]

I bet when slobber shakes someone's hand on the first meet he grabs too soon and ends up shaking hands with their fingers.  Not boss and definitely not the other person's pleasure.

Getting finger grabbed is the worst. 

[Pete]

[sys]

"sure".  "yeah, sure".

[Emo EMAW]

Yes sir, or ya sure? 

[star seed 7]

a lot of times i just give the slight grin and head nod, basically the non-verbal "no problem"

[brandochav]

I use both interchangeably

Word

[Mrs. Gooch]

a lot of times i just give the slight grin and head nod, basically the non-verbal "no problem"

This is what I do when people thank me for something that is not really a benefit to them...like the YMCA people thanking me for inputting my membership number.

[ksupamplemousse]

I bet when slobber shakes someone's hand on the first meet he grabs too soon and ends up shaking hands with their fingers.  Not boss and definitely not the other person's pleasure.

Getting finger grabbed is the worst.

When that happens, I want to up and slap them with my off hand.

[Spracne]

Try saying it with the emphasis on different phonemes. 'No problem (emphasis on no) v. No 'Problem (emphasis on 'prah').  The former could hardly be construed as offensive, the latter could be.  And now you know the language beneath the language.

[Phil Titola]

What is the proper response to "I'm sorry" when it's really not something to be sorry about....I always say "You're fine" but feels weird sometimes.

[star seed 7]

What is the proper response to "I'm sorry" when it's really not something to be sorry about....I always say "You're fine" but feels weird sometimes.

No problem

[michigancat]

No worries also works