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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #75 on: May 28, 2014, 10:29:28 PM »
I like to say "SOYTAINTLY!" and if i can tell they liked that (they almost always do) i follow it up with a "nyuck nyuck nyuck"


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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #76 on: May 28, 2014, 10:34:48 PM »
What is the proper response to "I'm sorry" when it's really not something to be sorry about....I always say "You're fine" but feels weird sometimes.

"no biggie"

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"no biggity"

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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #77 on: May 28, 2014, 10:42:53 PM »
Know a guy who, when thanked, loves to say, "Thank you for thanking me." Screws up the whole process.

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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #78 on: May 28, 2014, 10:45:11 PM »
I always say either "no worries" or "of course". I can't say "you're welcome" without sounding condescending.

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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #79 on: May 28, 2014, 11:52:34 PM »
What is the proper response to "I'm sorry" when it's really not something to be sorry about....I always say "You're fine" but feels weird sometimes.

I say you're fine too. People say sorry to me a lot I feel like.

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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #80 on: May 29, 2014, 06:41:37 AM »
Lot of paulhogancats stepping forward.  They typically go on a walkabout after the exchange.  #thatsnotaknife #croc
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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #81 on: May 29, 2014, 07:41:31 AM »
how does "cool" work?

i can't live another day without air conditioning



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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #82 on: May 29, 2014, 09:40:21 AM »
no doubt, i think i just saw a joey eating a brown snake in the brush #aboriginal_style #topothemorningtoyamate


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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #83 on: May 29, 2014, 09:46:57 AM »
Ah shivers, we're just having an arvo sizzle over here

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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #84 on: May 29, 2014, 11:01:22 AM »
well as you guys can see i've let this thing go on for 4 pages.  kind of wanted to get a feel for where you all were with your "You're welcome" or "No problem" ?? responses. 

everyone here knows i really like to class things up.  i have what i call a 2 Stage Response review and it's actually based upon the Euro System.

Stage 1 scenario- Someone follows me out of the door at QuikTrip (classy gas station), they're right behind me, I don't give two fucks as I'm opening the door anyway (typical S1 scenario here)- person behind me "thank you"; me "de nada" which is spanish for "I don't give two fucks but ok"  - key is that it sounds classy as eff

Stage 2 scenario- Pregnant lady with carriage walking up to door, I swoop in front of her (v classy move) and open the door for her.  she says "Oh thank you so much" and i respond with "pas de quoi" which is french for ""I don't give two fucks but ok"  - key is that it sounds even more classy than my S1 response

either way, no fucks are given and it's a classy way to maintain your sophisticated reputation.  and before anyone here says thanks for the tip, let me say pas de quoi


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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #85 on: May 29, 2014, 11:26:12 AM »
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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #86 on: May 29, 2014, 05:30:20 PM »
Also the guy so says "make it a great day"  versus "have"

Know a guy who, when thanked, loves to say, "Thank you for thanking me." Screws up the whole process.

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« Reply #87 on: May 29, 2014, 05:40:20 PM »
Also the guy so says "make it a great day"  versus "have"

Know a guy who, when thanked, loves to say, "Thank you for thanking me." Screws up the whole process.


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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #88 on: May 29, 2014, 05:58:32 PM »
I always say either "no worries" or "of course". I can't say "you're welcome" without sounding condescending.

i can hear "you're welcome" in your voice, and you're right... very condescending
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Re: "You're welcome" or "No problem" ??
« Reply #89 on: May 30, 2014, 01:03:48 PM »
how does "cool" work?

i can't live another day without air conditioning



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