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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #375 on: June 23, 2014, 05:38:31 PM »
Wow, never heard anyone complain about ties in soccer before.  :buh-bye:

they should probably rough ridin' fix that then
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #376 on: June 23, 2014, 06:41:13 PM »
Wow, never heard anyone complain about ties in soccer before.  :buh-bye:

they should probably rough ridin' fix that then

They would. Only thing is the only people who complain about it are retards. Did you know MLS didn't have ties in its early years? It was rough ridin' awful.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #377 on: June 23, 2014, 06:45:33 PM »
people who complain about ties (especially during the group stages of a competition) are the worst, and idiots.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #378 on: June 23, 2014, 06:46:25 PM »
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #379 on: June 23, 2014, 07:36:52 PM »
soccer is kinda lame especially for what happened last night. I don't hardly watch soccer, but was watching last night. I was all excited, only 30 seconds left and the US was going to the elimination rounds, but NOOOO. 20 seconds left in minutes that were past regulation and the guy ties it up leaving no real winner in the game.

A rough ridin' TIE!?

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #380 on: June 23, 2014, 07:39:59 PM »
soccer is kinda lame especially for what happened last night. I don't hardly watch soccer, but was watching last night. I was all excited, only 30 seconds left and the US was going to the elimination rounds, but NOOOO. 20 seconds left in minutes that were past regulation and the guy ties it up leaving no real winner in the game.

A rough ridin' TIE!?

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #381 on: June 23, 2014, 08:47:41 PM »
soccer threads clutter the unread page and three of them get 90% of their usage from four posters.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #382 on: June 23, 2014, 09:13:35 PM »

soccer threads clutter the unread page and three of them get 90% of their usage from four posters.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #383 on: June 24, 2014, 12:04:20 PM »
Highlights the talking points of this thread



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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #384 on: June 24, 2014, 12:09:51 PM »
Uruguay's uniforms are way too tight

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #385 on: June 24, 2014, 12:16:12 PM »
Uruguay's uniforms are way too tight

what do they need to play basketball in them?*


*that's a callback to the fashion thread

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #386 on: June 24, 2014, 12:17:10 PM »
i like them

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #387 on: June 24, 2014, 12:18:07 PM »
the sky blues are much better, tho

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #388 on: June 24, 2014, 12:19:32 PM »
Ivory coast looks magnificent in their tight jerseys

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #389 on: June 24, 2014, 04:53:24 PM »
greece beating the ivory coast cats

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #390 on: June 24, 2014, 11:58:50 PM »
One guy gets barely touched by another guy and gets essentially a free goal. Also the clock runs during the PK and they waste time celebrating. How about if you're stupid game is too lazy to stop and start the clock like a normal game, you make a rule where you can't waste time at the end of the game. Also PKs are like, way too easy.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #391 on: June 25, 2014, 12:01:59 AM »
Ties. The stupid forward moving clock. Greece's stupid faces. Everything.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #392 on: June 25, 2014, 12:06:11 AM »
Do clocks run during free throws? No.

"Oh sorry KSU Cats, I know Texas Tech took the lead on 2 free throws, but the clock ran out. We ran the clock while they celebrated and took a million years to do their Free throws. We just arbitrarily decided it stops........NOW. Also our clock goes forward. Oh and no getting down the court before the D. That's unfair. HEY BENCH GUYS! PUT YOUR SISSY VESTS BACK ON!!!!"

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #393 on: June 25, 2014, 12:06:14 AM »
One guy gets barely touched by another guy and gets essentially a free goal. Also the clock runs during the PK and they waste time celebrating. How about if you're stupid game is too lazy to stop and start the clock like a normal game, you make a rule where you can't waste time at the end of the game. Also PKs are like, way too easy.

Good points. Soccer lameness was a fun discussion while watching Royals baseball tonight.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #394 on: June 25, 2014, 12:09:11 AM »
I hope KSU_FAN's Manhattan friends are driving since I guess he and stevesie are BBS'n on I-70

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #395 on: June 25, 2014, 12:10:16 AM »
I hope KSU_FAN's Manhattan friends are driving since I guess he and stevesie are BBS'n on I-70

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #396 on: June 25, 2014, 12:11:25 AM »
Greece's stupid faces.

Like literally the first valid point itt

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #397 on: June 25, 2014, 07:18:08 AM »
yesterday afternoon was tough on all of us, bud :frown:

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #398 on: June 25, 2014, 08:19:27 AM »
I hope KSU_FAN's Manhattan friends are driving since I guess he and stevesie are BBS'n on I-70

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #399 on: June 25, 2014, 08:25:09 AM »
offside rule? (I don't actually know if it's lame or not, but it would be interesting to see a world class game played without it, right?)
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