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Offline SdK

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #350 on: June 19, 2014, 07:17:34 PM »
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #351 on: June 20, 2014, 12:37:03 PM »
People pretending that suddenly they are the biggest futbol fans in the world.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #352 on: June 20, 2014, 12:39:27 PM »
People pretending that suddenly they are the biggest futbol fans in the world.

I love that part. I dislike the losers who every four years act like everyone acts like the biggest fan every four years while THEY are actual soccer fans every year and should be the ones that everyone listens to about stuff.

edit: that may actually be what you meant though

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #353 on: June 20, 2014, 12:41:37 PM »
everyone is a soccer expert, they just didn't know it

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #354 on: June 20, 2014, 12:43:34 PM »
"Why don't they just kick it in the goal?  Like, aim, and kick.  So easy."

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #355 on: June 20, 2014, 12:55:55 PM »
People pretending that suddenly they are the biggest futbol fans in the world.

I love that part. I dislike the losers who every four years act like everyone acts like the biggest fan every four years while THEY are actual soccer fans every year and should be the ones that everyone listens to about stuff.

edit: that may actually be what you meant though

I'm not sure what I meant. I'll just type general things and then you can come in and make actual points. I agree with yours, btw.

Somebody just chatted me up about a "header" that apparently costa rica just made and I was all like, really, we're going to discuss this now? I don't know how to futbol talk.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #356 on: June 20, 2014, 02:26:48 PM »
Using ' for minutes. WTF is that about? 24' = 24ft assholes.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #357 on: June 20, 2014, 02:36:38 PM »
I often listen to the BBC, those blokes were unbearable after yesterday's loss.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #358 on: June 20, 2014, 02:37:32 PM »
I often listen to the BBC, those blokes were unbearable after yesterday's loss.

oh man, i bet!  british world cup tears are about the sweetest thing to non-brits

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #359 on: June 20, 2014, 03:06:17 PM »
sounds like _Fan's radio dial is kinda lame

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #360 on: June 20, 2014, 03:10:18 PM »
sounds like _Fan's radio dial is kinda lame
yeah he should be listening to more talk about the chiefs offseason workouts.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #361 on: June 20, 2014, 03:13:30 PM »
sounds like _Fan's radio dial is kinda lame
yeah he should be listening to more talk about the chiefs offseason workouts.

You hear Justin Houston sat out?

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #362 on: June 20, 2014, 03:14:36 PM »
sounds like _Fan's radio dial is kinda lame
yeah he should be listening to more talk about the chiefs offseason workouts.

You hear Justin Houston sat out?
Just like the second half of the Indy game.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #363 on: June 20, 2014, 03:16:11 PM »
sounds like _Fan's radio dial is kinda lame
yeah he should be listening to more talk about the chiefs offseason workouts.

You hear Justin Houston sat out?
Just like the second half of the Indy game.
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #364 on: June 23, 2014, 08:42:43 AM »
Facebook posts like this:

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This beats American football any day of the week. So much faster, and non stop rather than watching a bunch of guys stand around for an hour of timeouts. World Cup 2014 Whoo hoo!

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #365 on: June 23, 2014, 08:45:15 AM »
Facebook posts like this:

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This beats American football any day of the week. So much faster, and non stop rather than watching a bunch of guys stand around for an hour of timeouts. World Cup 2014 Whoo hoo!

That's just a reason soccer fans are lame. Just like wrestlers who make fun of basketball. (I was a wrestler fwiw)

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #366 on: June 23, 2014, 08:49:56 AM »
soccer is lame for attracting those dorks. USA soccer fans* are kinda ku'ish in their need for validation. Its like a never ending rhetoric of "Hey I love soccer, let me tell you why I don't love baseball or football to prove my point" from some folks.




*non GE division

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #367 on: June 23, 2014, 08:52:05 AM »
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #368 on: June 23, 2014, 08:53:12 AM »
I went to an FC Dallas game when it was 102 degrees once.  I was going to punch two dorks in front of me wearing ManU scarfs but my wife wouldn't let me. 

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #369 on: June 23, 2014, 09:01:25 AM »
soccer is kinda lame especially for what happened last night. I don't hardly watch soccer, but was watching last night. I was all excited, only 30 seconds left and the US was going to the elimination rounds, but NOOOO. 20 seconds left in minutes that were past regulation and the guy ties it up leaving no real winner in the game.

A rough ridin' TIE!?
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #370 on: June 23, 2014, 09:03:10 AM »
Wow, never heard anyone complain about ties in soccer before.  :buh-bye:

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #371 on: June 23, 2014, 09:04:53 AM »
I mean I couldn't even fully process just what the eff happened
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #372 on: June 23, 2014, 09:06:50 AM »
why do they show the games as "FULL TIME" when listing final scores? is there a mercy rule? barring a beheading, would a match be final without going full time?

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #373 on: June 23, 2014, 09:15:10 AM »
why do they show the games as "FULL TIME" when listing final scores? is there a mercy rule? barring a beheading, would a match be final without going full time?

how do you feel about "half time"?

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #374 on: June 23, 2014, 09:22:23 AM »
why do they show the games as "FULL TIME" when listing final scores? is there a mercy rule? barring a beheading, would a match be final without going full time?

how do you feel about "half time"?
I'll consider it.