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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #175 on: May 28, 2014, 04:31:19 PM »
Had an apple cinnamon churro at Sea World almost 20yrs ago.  Still chasing that churro.  It was amazing.

i would take out so many drifters for just one chance at a churro like that  :love:
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #176 on: May 29, 2014, 08:45:26 AM »
Most the kids who play, at least in the USA, are pretty country cluby.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #177 on: May 29, 2014, 10:43:48 PM »
Most the kids who play, at least in the USA, are pretty country cluby.

that isn't true, like at all, not even a little bit

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #178 on: May 29, 2014, 10:45:52 PM »
Most the kids who play, at least in the USA, are pretty country cluby.

that isn't true, like at all, not even a little bit

I have known a number of kids who played who were country, but not "cluby" or even clubby.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #179 on: May 29, 2014, 10:59:27 PM »
I would imagine it depends on where you grew up. The only soccer dudes I know grew up in Johnson County or Lawrence. They are all pretty preppy. I doubt it's like that everywhere.
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #180 on: May 29, 2014, 10:59:33 PM »
Most the kids who play, at least in the USA, are pretty country cluby.

that isn't true, like at all, not even a little bit

I was trying to come up with examples, and all I could think of were guys like Clint Dempsey and Kyle Beckerman.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #181 on: May 29, 2014, 11:54:50 PM »
Most the kids who play, at least in the USA, are pretty country cluby.

that isn't true, like at all, not even a little bit

I was trying to come up with examples, and all I could think of were guys like Clint Dempsey and Kyle Beckerman.

Of all the players on the national team that actually grew up in America one of the if not the most privileged one grew up in Overland Park.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #182 on: May 29, 2014, 11:57:02 PM »
Here, soccer gets really expensive really early, which I think feeds the country club vibe. Of course all sports do almost everywhere now.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #183 on: May 30, 2014, 12:10:48 AM »
mexican churros are horrible, lol @ anyone for eating them.  spanish churros are fantastic.
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #184 on: May 30, 2014, 12:13:07 AM »
I think soccer and basketball are the cheapest sports to play regardless of money sense.  I mean compared to baseball and football the equipment expense is very minimal

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #185 on: May 30, 2014, 12:27:55 AM »
mexican churros are horrible, lol @ anyone for eating them.  spanish churros are fantastic.

sys. you're one of my very favorites on this blog, ask cf3, i say it all the time. but this... this.. this is damn near unforgivable..  :angry:
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #186 on: May 30, 2014, 12:44:57 AM »
sys. you're one of my very favorites on this blog, ask cf3, i say it all the time. but this... this.. this is damn near unforgivable..  :angry:

the soccer is pretty good in spain too, with all the ole, ole, ole, oleoleoleing.
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #187 on: May 30, 2014, 12:54:32 AM »
less spending money for churros, tho

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #188 on: May 30, 2014, 12:58:25 AM »
Look at sys, reminding everyone that he's been to Spain.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #189 on: May 30, 2014, 12:59:04 AM »
Look at sys, reminding everyone that he's been to Spain.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #190 on: May 30, 2014, 03:39:55 AM »
The first time I ever go grounded was because I didn't want to play in my last soccer game of the year (which ended up being the last soccer game of my life) because I was tired and we were getting destroyed (final score was 9-0). I was in 4th grade and had stayed up late the night before. My parents were really embarrassed about it, hence the grounding.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #191 on: May 30, 2014, 03:44:19 AM »
^^^^
What I'm saying is this is why soccer is kinda lame.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #192 on: May 30, 2014, 08:28:06 AM »
how is soccer expensive (relative to other sports kids play)? a pair of shin guards and cleats and a soccer ball and a water bottle and then like a giant cooler full of capri sun once a month and maybe a huge container of sliced oranges once a month, and boom there you have it. soccer for 8 years

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #193 on: May 30, 2014, 08:34:49 AM »
how is soccer expensive (relative to other sports kids play)? a pair of shin guards and cleats and a soccer ball and a water bottle and then like a giant cooler full of capri sun once a month and maybe a huge container of sliced oranges once a month, and boom there you have it. soccer for 8 years

My guess would be all the tournaments and traveling.  If it was just a ymca league it should be dirt cheap.
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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #194 on: May 30, 2014, 08:43:33 AM »
how is soccer expensive (relative to other sports kids play)? a pair of shin guards and cleats and a soccer ball and a water bottle and then like a giant cooler full of capri sun once a month and maybe a huge container of sliced oranges once a month, and boom there you have it. soccer for 8 years

My guess would be all the tournaments and traveling.  If it was just a ymca league it should be dirt cheap.

This.  Guy I work with has a girl who plays competitively year round.  Every weekend it seems like they've got league/tournament play.  pretty good amount of travel.  Also, with these youth academies, the coaches are paid, on top of the league/torny/uniform costs. 

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #195 on: May 30, 2014, 08:46:21 AM »
i'm just sharing my personal experiences. where i grew up, rich kids played tennis and soccer.

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« Reply #196 on: May 30, 2014, 08:55:51 AM »
how is soccer expensive (relative to other sports kids play)? a pair of shin guards and cleats and a soccer ball and a water bottle and then like a giant cooler full of capri sun once a month and maybe a huge container of sliced oranges once a month, and boom there you have it. soccer for 8 years

My guess would be all the tournaments and traveling.  If it was just a ymca league it should be dirt cheap.

oh i guess that definitely sets soccer apart then for sure

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #197 on: May 30, 2014, 10:25:41 AM »
I think soccer and basketball are the cheapest sports to play regardless of money sense.  I mean compared to baseball and football the equipment expense is very minimal

Do they have travelling football teams?  Getting on a plane every weekend with your entire family all summer is more expensive than a few pads and a helmet.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #198 on: May 30, 2014, 10:43:22 AM »
I think soccer and basketball are the cheapest sports to play regardless of money sense.  I mean compared to baseball and football the equipment expense is very minimal

Do they have travelling football teams?  Getting on a plane every weekend with your entire family all summer is more expensive than a few pads and a helmet.

Travel teams are less common in football than other sports like soccer and basketball.

But if you're playing in a recreational league, soccer is by far the least expensive to play.

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Re: Reasons soccer is kinda lame
« Reply #199 on: May 30, 2014, 10:45:48 AM »
I think soccer and basketball are the cheapest sports to play regardless of money sense.  I mean compared to baseball and football the equipment expense is very minimal

Do they have travelling football teams?  Getting on a plane every weekend with your entire family all summer is more expensive than a few pads and a helmet.

Travel teams are less common in football than other sports like soccer and basketball.

But if you're playing in a recreational league, soccer is by far the least expensive to play.

Rec basketball should be just as if not cheaper I would think. 
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